today's warm-up #fanart

ブルースカイにもあげておく🎃 #ウマ娘 #マヤノトップガン

been burnt out on ocs so i drew one of my all time favorite chars instead #blackrockshooter #brs

can you see me? // digital art

benjamin netanyahu

still no updates here

Carnelian from #Arknights, let me know what you think! If you wish to support or see alts: www.patreon.com/distr

biologists in the mid 20th century:

receiving word that on his deathbed dick cheney faithfully chanted the name of amitabha buddha and will be reborn into the pure land of ultimate bliss

i like to imagine wynn has the fashion sense of a newly out trans girl outside of their uniform lol #trashyotdraws

practice sketch

"Person trying to disprove the suspect's alibi" (he's looking at a train schedule) x.com/dailyportalz...

"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart" (the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls") x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who couldn't roll up their sleeve for a vaccine shot" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person standing next to the principal at graduation (in charge of handing the principal the diplomas)" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Subway station exit #8" x.com/dailyportalz...

"That one guy who holds up the sign showing the numbers of the players being substituted during a soccer game" x.com/dailyportalz...

"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who just bought toilet paper, only to find that there was none left in the supermarket restroom (based on a true story)" x.com/dailyportalz...

no like its part of my maintenance routine. yeah you have to. its really important it would be robophobic if you didnt. yeah you gotta grope me or ill start malfunctioning

can my phone not do this thing where it is just not playing any of my alarms except the first thanks

My whole family just started saying things with 6 7 in it and then pausing like they're in a sitcom waiting for a laugh track I feel like I'm experiencing psychosis or something

🐰

And I’m listening

cool legs

for the longest time I've refused to read this popular KR toxic GL series because it's literally called What Does The Fox Say? should I read Harlem Shake next? when should i read Bitch I'm A Cow?

[having sex with my android gf] android gf: im overriding the mainframe me: in english four eyes android gf: im fucking your pussy me: now you're speaking my language

i sure hope no one comes out of the ominous ocean and comes FUCKS me...

<-------- wasted entire day award

<---- forgot the nature of her affliction award

oakay

I barely draw nowadays but minto is cute and I'm a fan of band-aids (I think I accidentally buffed her chest....sorry) #FreakFantome #art

disguised as human

It's A Bummer Hikaru Died

Emma 🔍💻☕️ #PokemonLegendsZ-A

emma