Heartbreaking: Right-Wing grifter has a fetish that you also have

ive always thought pepto bismol should have some sort of mind altering effect

Fuck Kentucky

My trip was going so well I lost all my luck missing the bus and train going home while having technical issues getting an Uber and Lyft after being stranded in Chicago

ITS STARTING IN AN HOUR GO GO GO

Chicago can't handle me

not joe... he was supposed to be better than this

On my bus to the big Chicago

Girl who makes me cum in my pants while i look at her boobs

Chicago be ready

Bsky dms broken rn for me aaa

they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer

Bah humbug

million paw attention seeking technique

That poor doordash girl

DYING

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

All Canadians are boot perverts

you should all be 红油maxxing. behold my great work

Guys the third album will have an insane name she's teasing it

1: dead net theory! 2: NETCRASH!! 3:

Shoutout to girls who do whatever I say

you either die an egirl or live long enough to see yourself become an ewoman

It's so funny to be a leftist and also love southern culture

i NEVER make the same mistake twice if i make a mistake it's definitely gonna be 3 or more times

Btw transgender doll girl ball joint slash robot girl wire pulling music will be coming from me in the future

Finished sekiro, it’s fucking amazing, prob my second fav of the fromsoft games I’ve played, it’s like JUST barely below Bloodborne primarily because holy shit the boss reuse gets REAL damn noticable in this one and also guardian ape fucking sucks

There are only TEN DAYS LEFT until DROPBOX CHICAGO!!! THE BEST ̶s̶u̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ LIVE MUSIC SHOW YOU’LL EVER HEAR TIX WILL BE AT THE DOOR FOR ONLY $10!!! THATS RIGHT $10!!! YOU HAVE $10 DONT YOU?????

crazy that im a tgirl with a nice body who has a thing for boots and im not getting laid. if i knew me id be on my hands and knees fucking begging

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

Where'd it go

So yesterday I was in a car accident. Thankfully I managed to remain relatively unharmed from the car crash save for the seatbelt hitting me in the stomach and some mental trauma. However I had my Switch in my pocket so the joycon is busted. I think it's best for me to open up art commissions again.

Why do I hate most whiskey (besides Japanese whiskey) except jack Daniel's

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Just finished a practice of my set and I can confirm I indeed have healed enough to perform!!! Come see the show!!!

"If the Epstein files didn't implicate Trump, he would've printed them in the front of Bibles and he'd be selling them this week at food banks" Seen in Pensacola, Florida

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

Rudy Giuliani today

Genuinely proud of democrats for not giving in during shutdown

huh. i never thought of bombs as having a sort of sexual autonomy that can be violated. then again i guess if you interpellate sexual politics onto anything you give it rights. amazing story

I don't have a creative way to say "you should cum on that doll." But you should.

In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

Your wounds seem serious. You should find healing.

snuff bait goddess destined to be a sacrifice at her own altar

live laugh love aesthetic