Psychology majors dni

the last 300 feet of your drunk walk home are the hardest to not piss yourself in #inspiration

it was never for being straight or a man, it was for not being straight or a man the "right" way and to be frank, fuck the right way. it doesn't exist.

Little ceasers sucks

context hat context shirt context sign

What's a little sloppy visceral life-changing gay sex between friends?

Posting in a way that honors the Dao

Cold beer

The way I have people acting is so cute Mfs just worship me

I am no longer engaging with ANY shame. I am an immortal and opulent bastion of power and getting my laundry done in 30 minutes is PROOF of that

cw; vore, maws please place me gently in your mouth and then start talking about how good I taste while im in there to toss me around,,,, I want to be utterly dominated by flesh from you simply speaking

Everyone make fun of her

the miracle of life

entrapment in the cup of the bra (rather than the cleavage) is surprisingly underrated. there's a nipple in there 👉

SKY HAS ME CAPitulating to Her every desire because She’s perfect and I’m glad to be Her tiny servant and owned by Her :)

how it feels with so many artists moving in and supporting each other rn

Listening to cilc and she dms me this

I'm becoming more horny here

Having a crush on a micro is especially embarrassing when your roommate finds out and instead of threatening to tell the crush, just keeps threatening to eat them next time they're over and teasing you that they'll just get you a new one, it's not like they're People

WHERE ARE HER MUSCLES WHY DOES NO ONE GIVE HER MUSCLES SHE HAS MUSCULAR ARMS AND A GOONER BODY

No one can be a dom these days they think we're all switches

Finding a robot girl that hasn't seen lain is like finding a dog girl that doesn't like pets it surprised me so fucking much

This is still my favorite porn comment I’ve found in the wild ever and it’s not close

Doing mind control hypno to myself to achieve emptiness of the self

Everyone wish @cilc.bsky.social a HAPPY CILC DAY!

I'm trying not to address it on main but it's fucking hilarious

Unless ur a cis dude reading this and thinking "being weird" means flirting cause if u consider flirting weird I dont want ur flirting

Shrinkstrogen

Swelling rage

Joining the war on veganism on the side of vegans

Girl who shouldn't be trusted to rank fallout games

Making a dumb loser pray to my cute little glasses

Need a sweater vest but like a cute solid color one and not like an old creepy balding guy one

Sometimes when I feel sexy I just walk around in a lab coat

Laugh at this loser

mike's hard clam chowder

Type shit

So I went to see my doctor and I bet you imagined a man when you read the word doctor

Why don't you just ai generate people that like your slop

While there was a niche, dedicated player base for the immersive sizeplay MMO, an unexpected number turned out to be speed runners. Nothing ruins an intimate moment of reducing a city to rubble than watching a bunny hopping micro clip through your foot for Biggo Launch Tech.

If anyone's wondering, this is me rnow, btw... eue;;;

Wonderwall fucking sucks