whyd my fucking cauldron have to be named CORY. i cant brew ANYTHING in this motherfucker

i have big baturals 🗣️

I think it's cool

i realize you cant see my hoops. i have hoop earrings now theyre hot as fuck but my stupid bitch slut phone is blocking them

short shift at the short day factory

POV: you have just flirted with this THANG 🔊

i had one more prog pill than im supposed to ill tell you guys how it goes!

tickle torture

LOOK AT MY BABY FOR THE THIRD TIME

MEGA BEHEEYEM MY BABY GIRL as my favourite pokemon of all time im just going all fucking out on this one. everything. sleek black colour scheme, ufo aesthetics, at least 40 foot height increase, she deserves it all #fakemon

short shift at the short day factory

if i wasnt stuck in my dorm room id be baking a fucking pie so hard right now

I don't know anything about shit about Nintendo, so seeing someone post this with excitement has me reeling. Awesome, dude. Rick is here. That's some shit my dad would say when a coworker came over for a BBQ

always hungry, never fed. thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth

if i see another version of me i dont care if i cause a temporal space paradox or whatever im fucking kissing her

*flutters my eyelashes and gets your dick so hard it explodes into a million tiny dicks*

I DONT CARE IF THIS FEELS LIKE A DYNAMAX, OR IF 'SCIENCE DOESNT SUPPORT A MEGA GETTING THIS BIG' MY BABY CAN BE AS BIG AS THE WORLD FOR ALL I CARE SHE DESERVES IT

I have cleavage if I squish my arms together this is the best fucking day ever!!!!!!!!

MEGA BEHEEYEM MY BABY GIRL as my favourite pokemon of all time im just going all fucking out on this one. everything. sleek black colour scheme, ufo aesthetics, at least 40 foot height increase, she deserves it all #fakemon

"COULD BE " https://bonequest.com/9733

Yurp!

ROLLING ROCK. ON. THE ROLLING ROCKER (my ass)

There was a gorgeous woman on my dash so the only reasonable course of action was to use her as my warm-up drawing

Historic first EVA of the Janus 9 mission. Earth's moon provides perfect conditions for a first in-person meeting.

Abacus doesn't know her one plus ones....

not exactly a clone saga, more of a one girl gangbang

Just a little THC CBD sippy

im a multi billionare with no soul actively making the world horrible, but you were mean

i dont need healthcare, i have spells and hexes

An old scan of #fossil Mycetobia sp. pupa (Window gnat) from 38 MYA Baltic amber. This little gnats turned out to be really abundant and potent decomposers of organic matter in Baltic amber forest. That prompted us to write this paper I quite like pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

im gonna have a fucking fit if i get one more spam message about making a mold of my dick

giantess artist that studied architecture in college and is only doing this to draw cityscapes

if im a good girl i think i should be pardoned from all crime because it is impossible for me to be bad

GUYS SHE FOLLOWED ME IM SCARED THIS IS TWISTED FUCKING TURN OF FATE. IS THIS KARMA GOOD OR BAD

Mege Zebstrika i thought i'd go with a Houndstooth pattern to match with Elesa's job, idk if it really shows that clearly but simply knowing its there allows me to know i am simply genius #fakemon

i had to

It’s always a good day when an NPC sends out a Gardevoir that traces your Grumpig’s thick fat ability. you feel kind of lucky

That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...

Let's all bash her head in #bfdi

theres a pool right next to where i live and every single time i smell the chlorine i want to get a straw and drink it #sona #sizesky

Mege Zebstrika i thought i'd go with a Houndstooth pattern to match with Elesa's job, idk if it really shows that clearly but simply knowing its there allows me to know i am simply genius #fakemon

Da Saloon #art #digitalart #illustration

my timeline was graced with a video of a woman with a split tongue being hot as fuck and im pretty sure my brain isnt going to function normally for at least 6 days after this