i want you. woman from The Elephant

i was actually the first fleshlight ever invented. before me cavetgirls were banging rocks together with hopes to orgasm

i've got the strongest ass in the west

OMG OMG I WILL

The fuck was I on making this

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STEWIE JUST SAID THAT

Where's my like. Motorcycle. Or whatever.

Gon be up in an hour youtu.be/8findoNOUcs?...

Where's my like. Motorcycle. Or whatever.

charlie kirky hanging out with erky perky

i wish.................... one day maybe

Mrowwww~ WOOF WOOF

a girl called me a secret agent and we kissed like 10 mins after

me whenever duckman hits on an underage girl

im not exactly sure if @gamechamp.bsky.social has a proper sona but what do i know im just the girl that giggles at the word 'gay'

It's the season, so i might as well post this thing i made a few years ago.

i have a bit with my friends where i act like i REALLY want to fuck Evil Pomni. the goal is to do it enough that they actually think i DO want to fuck evil pomni

Diplomoceras (the clippy) and Pseudocenoceras

yeahh.. well... ill make my OWN planet 93 million miles away from our sun with BLACKJACK. and HOOKERS

sorry dude, you just gotta kiss me, i know its unfortunate but like you just have to kiss me now #sona

I wish to be strapped to a missile and launched into the stratosphere by a hot bitch

connie's favourite phrase after beers

join me in the jello hot tub

i will simply think you like me, and it will be so. thus is the power of my imagination.

in the two times ive tried to meet online friends that also live in texas, both plans went up in smoke; one got sick and one broke down on the road. im starting to wonder if this is a pattern, like if i get a third friend to come to my house will an asteroid strike them

connie moaning in casual conversation compilation

thinking more about moments that make me gender for some weird reason. in POTUSA's Peaches music video when Chris Ballusa brings the camera real close and goes "WOMAN" as accusatory as he can.

Bus posting.

much like many lions is called a pride, and many crows is called a murder; many tgirls will be called 'a good time'

the two of you that participated will be spared. as for the rest of you.. there isnt yet a name for the hell i have prepared for you.. but rest assured you will be screaming in it

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this appeared in my reels a long time ago and it has resided in my brain ever since.

unsure what the purpose of my creation was

COW 101 #sona

He raised those boys right

COW 101 #sona

it is time for your hourly connie chant, lets get it started, repeat after me; 🗣️ALL HAIL CONNIE, THE PRETTY AND PERFECT GIRL

IM LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT FUCKIN' POINTLESS! Really obsessed rn with @piemations.com suction cup man rn

im so deep in i can identify them without a guide

how will this affect the cowkini economy

The Eel O'Connie. we're still trying to find her after what she did

i WANT her in my POKEBALL NOW

Ghouball evolves into Parastroll! It blends in with regular parasols to lure in unsuspecting victims, before closing and consuming them. #fakemon 🎨: jayjaymons

The Eel O'Connie. we're still trying to find her after what she did

I CANNOT BE REASONED WITH