My current favorite thing is videos of people with the reddest faces you've ever seen going "fuck you sliwa you spoiled the election" despite the fact that Zohran won more than 50% of the vote.

"Mr. Cuomo, what do you have to say regarding criticism you've run a highly racialized, islamophobic campaign?" "Zo-hrann Momdommy eats rice with his hands and hangs out with terrorist streamers named Hasan. He's going to do 9/11 2." "Fuckin goddamn dude. I mean- I guess it answers the question."

To finish out last month: The Pit (1981) Terrorvision (1986) Weapons (2025) The Brood (1979) Biozombie (1998) Wild Zero (1999) The Witch (1966) Season of the Witch (1972) Summer of Hell (1978) Blood and Black Lace (1964) Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave (1982)

More spooky October watches I'd recommend: Tales from the Hood (1995) Out of the Dark (1995) Christine (1983) (Rewatch) Tourist Trap (1979) (Rewatch) Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)(Rewatch) Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988) Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) Kwaidan (1964)

May rules, great character piece. Underrated movie

Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left

Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend: Terrifier 3 (2024) Magic Cop (1990) Cannibal Mukbang (2023) Bring Her Back (2025) Dangerous Animals (2025) The Ugly Stepsister (2025) Ghostwatch (1992) One Cut of the Dead (2017) Detention (2011) Return of the Demon (1987)

I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe

Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation

Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life

Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣

honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face

Completely forgot about this app lol

I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls*

Explaining shit that happens on Twitter to people IRL already puts you in the top percentile of repellent weirdos but explaining bluesky stuff to people IRL will just end a friendship immediately. No drama. No hassle. Put that information in your back pocket just in case.

No

Haven't checked in on here in a while and I got nearly 2k followers for doing absolutely nothing people want twitter to die so badly lol

Logitech makes high quality products

it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined

In the Criterion Closet, pulling a DVD of the Jerky Boys movie off the shelf that I clearly brought from home. "Oh wow. Heh."

Trump: Ron's Stand is the worst I've ever seen. Why don't you bring it out now, Ron DeSantis: Shut up! My Stand is- is great. It's called Ocean Avenue. Like the Yellowcard song. Trump: It's got a D in Speed and Power, folks. I've seen the chart. All it does is wash his hands for him in the bathroom

Got a paper cut on my dick but it's not what you think. I was reading the bible.

Gotta hand it to them. Not giving me any invite codes is a smart move.

I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls*

*wearing a vest taped with hot dogs* I swear to God I'll do it

if we’re mutuals here and I don’t follow you back on twitter just be really annoying about it until I fb maybe show up at my apartment with a gun and force me to

Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life

I get back from divorce court to find they're doing algorithms and shadowbans to me on bluesky too. I just can't win. 😔

Been playing Elliott Smith songs on guitar recently and people keep subtly asking me if I'm okay

I'm going viral (spreading the rash I got from swimming in the fountain outside Wells Fargo to all my friends)

[weezer voice] my name is penis

just did some jaywalking, because i dont play by the rules #BadBoySummer

The hellthread situation has been kind of annoying me so I haven't been on here the last few days but i do think it's a very funny development that every fifth post in my notifications is a nude now

just went through the self-checkout at the grocery store, and i said i used 0 bags when i actually used 2😎 #BadBoy

I’m fine with limited moderation on here as long as it only allows for the type of rule breaking stuff that the people I like do and not if it allows for the type that the people I don’t like do

people who complain about echo chambers and bubbles are silly i want to be locked in a room with all my most insane friends i agree 100% with, if anyone evil gets in their ass is dead

bluesky developer: Just sent 10,000 invites to a memelord keep the vibes lit af! 46 year old replyguy: Oh sweet summer child, the hellthread discourse is serving cunt like a mf. And that's that on that, periodt.

We are not "in the matrix" you shoved an Ethernet cable up your ass

Bluesky is the first social network to accurately recreate the experience of being trapped in a company wide reply all email.

Me: It's over bros. The city library stopped lending out fleshlights due to wokeness. :( Some guy that's been on here for months: these monsters are destroying everything we've worked so hard to build here

Woke clothing chain The Gap has officially rebranded as The Gape. Similarly Abercrombie & Fitch is now "The Gay Store".

Threatening to kill yourself for attention feels good as hell when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you you're violating TOS

One of the best parts of suddenly being a lowbie on here is being able to shamelessly reskeet myself without scrutiny

antifa has learned of my impending divorce and are raucously making sport of it. classless behavior

I love online

Check out this meme I made

I'm here to "fuck shit up" but in like a wholesome family friendly way it's fine

the devs are sub-skeeting me and one of my first posts, they have my profile picture on a corkboard planning my downfall