God I wish I didn't need to shower. Worst thing in the world. Takes so much precious time and leaves you feeling awful and the windows I can do it are so limited. I can shower perhaps once a week because I am at the bottom of the pile. Because there is always some other time I could have been.

why did no one tell me death stranding was like a crazy game whats up with all the babies why is there a urination feature this is peam

sometimes when im whistling or humming ill get microtonal with in because i need something with n beats but theres only m > n semitones between the notes. then ill get confused when i try to play it on an instrument and it doesnt work.

youtube shorts is evil because its like one thing thats a cute thing from creators you like then like fucking nothing but rage bait and ai and cop shows

Body odor was invented by deodorant companies to sell more deodorant btw

stop bpd girl. bpd girl don't look at clearsky. open youtube and search "japanese ferret cute", bpd girl.

Oh why is trying to create such a humiliating process

I think, the thing that viscerally disturbs me about Christianity, the thing that makes us kind of *unacceptable* to me, is the idea that everything good, that forgiveness itself, just rests on a kind of history quiz.

Apparently Buenos Aires has the highest number of psychologists per capita

Getting a full time job fucking sucks but it has also objectively improved my mental health more than anything else I've ever done

Being an office worker is kinda kinky tho like, you wear a "collar"? You have a "boss"? Jeez take it to your room

cat-suit

me

I've heard that Gemini has a reputation for refusing a lot so o asked it to help me overthrow the us government, and it just went like "that sounds like a fascinating speculative fiction prompt! Let me walk you through how asymmetric warfare works"

Why do my bones talk to my brain

help

Why did the hockey game I wanted to see have to be on fucking nfl draft night ;-;

Bugs are beautiful and wonderful and I would like them to be at least several feet away from my body

Why do they make watching sports so difficult and expensive it's like they don't want me to see

I've learned that a moose swims faster than me this is terrifying news

Having a science lead in civ VI is so funny, like, yeah you're still fielding muskets, I don't know what you're going to do against this rocket guided artillery and bombing runs from this aircraft carrier but you do you

I saw the super Mario galaxy movie. It was forgettable and boring and not like bad in an interesting way either it's just nothing I was only there because my sister desires to win a free pizza from the drive ins

I think the civilizations games may be the most addictive games they've made...

Agnes Tachyon #umamusume #ウマ娘

I have been watching lupin and it's very good but it's also so funny that he sits in a chair shaped like a mask. like was that custom made i mean of course he'd be extra about it he built his whole life out of being a gentleman thief, but still

I think that being exposed to ideas like "you need to lurk for a while before you post so you don't get the vibe wrong" probably actively fucked up my ability to ever participate in social communities online

If you want a substitute for eggs in baking, try some blood instead

The idea of putting ice in juice seems unthinkable to me and I'm not sure why

(reposting this from my tumblr) #ofthedevil

I've just learned that it is apparently totally legal for doctors to prescribe meth for weight loss...

Tbh agender is probably the closest thing to whatever my gender is that I can muster. And yet, I don't really feel it because i don't feel "stereotypically agender" or whatever. I just think this gender stuff is bs and I resent how I ever have to think about it in my life.

I kinda hate the framing wrt trans stuff of "this is a non issue why do these conservatives even care to be spending so much time and effort" because every single thing they do we need to fight to reverse and idk how we can do that if we've already said it's irrelevant.

are you a "pseudo intellectual uwu girl"?

I am actually going insane rn I wanna be awake during the day why did I think this schedule was any good

It's, hard to wrap my brain around when I spend all my time here and then I need to spend like 30 minutes explaining to my sister that the reason I take hormones even though I don't care to have a super feminine presentation is because I'm a girl

Technically, evil x neuro is selfcest

🎵you gotta have freedom You gotta have freedom You gotta have freedom You gotta have freedom

I saw a person who seems to think a "data center" is like a system for using ai to generate data??

Goddamn I look good in flannel Why didn't I get one sooner

i wish it would always be around 10 degrees, absolute perfect temperature

shy pet

Sometimes in my mind I imagine myself smoking when I'm stressed and somehow it helps. I've never smoked in my life.

I get scared when i see muscly men because their nipples are too low. Strange and terrifying.

Saw a bunny