might start posting porn on here, idk. would be cooler if i did. maybe i’ve got the confidence for it by now? #murcielago

"vtuber got arrested for loli in the uk" is the stupidest fake story i heard in a while. i know we're all terrified but you Cannot tell me you believe "the bail officers made me choose a new username and i can only post sfw :(" is real. that this wouldn't be reported on by a real news outlet

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

What more does this man have to do before his mind can be described as "twisted"

the onion's called shot will end up being true no matter what

Watching someone play through Um Jammer Lammy put me in the mood to do some doodles of the characters. #UmJammerLammy

The reason Leon has bad posture in Resident evil requiem..

Uhm…goodbye mom!!!

Zach Cregger giving an interview about that trailer and he accidently calls the movie "the game" like twice. oh yeah we're in good hands

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

RESIDENT EVIL (Zach Cregger) – Official Teaser Trailer (in theaters Sept 18) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu...

PaRappa the Ally

Lammy's Costume

Lammy's Bathroom

Lammy's Mix

Lammy Kicks a Football (repost)

Lammy and Katy's Wedding

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Invasion

Bridget gaming. #illustration #ggst #bridget #guiltygear

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

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The thing about being "tough on immigration" is that people think that's a good idea right up until they see what it means, then they go back to thinking someone just needs to do it "the right way" and it's not that long until we're back at square one.

I'm being cancelled on Bluesky merely for alchemizing my girlfriend into a crystal meth statue.

looking particularly green today

Shep butt

licorice #CATGIRL:MECHA

sʎɐpᴉloH ʎddɐH

today is the day we enter donald trumps 30 ft tall mechanical spider that shoots nanowire webs into the national discourse, by this time tomorrow the NYT will have no choice but to run “critics say a 30 ft tall mechanical spider is a better use of taxpayer money than a ballroom”

First teaser for "Kagurabachi" anime series by Tetsuya Takeuchi & Cypic studio. Based on Takeru Hokazono's manga. Coming in April 2027. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFJJ...

Shoutout to Quake 2 for having nonbinary options as early as 1997

My posts are going crazy I made some fucking BANGERS lately

the next tomodachi life game should let you invade other islands like dark souls so you can fuck up their relationships

Been learning Street Fighter III recently

been watching the resident evil movies with oomfs in release order and this is my current tier list

kunoichi ⚔️ #hndr_FA

Suited girls

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sex so good had to call poison control