twitter banned me for not having a bluecheck

The dutch word for squirrel is “eekhoorn” and the Dutch word for “acorn” is dickhead.

did u know

Decided to try my hand writing a bit of a sappy pick-me-up monologue in Japanese, hopefully it's good lol 昨日はさ、痛くて寂しくて色のない心で、ただの存在していたってもう解る。でも、でもな、今日は違う。今もここも、そして未来もあそこも、新しい愛に出会える。心も空も、寝室も頭も、新しい色に染められる。必ずよ。だって微笑みを出来なくても、きっとその思いで歩んでいく、七色の日々まで。

awawawa

my tummy hurt!!!!!!

My kingdom for an eighth

(Making smalltalk with someone who's been locked in a dungeon since age 9) So where did you go to college

snuff tops on here be like-

I dont use any analgesic when I epilate I just keep going in one spot until the pain adrenaline makes me stop feeling it

dinner party host left me unattended in his house

mage regresser yearns for when they could only cast basic restoration spells and fireball

im a homosexual transsexual (i like kissing girls) and also an autogynephile (i like feeling sexy)

my daily life summarized

get bots on my shit the instant I upload to soundcloud

KINGDOM OF GUTS

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deleted my pinned post trying to delete one that embedded the wrong link somehow

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doggy

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Bailiff, drain this man's nuts

ever crack open a dirt cheap "Premium Malt Beverage" and the smell in an instant shivers ur very core

meow

idea for a strike: a walkout but you shit on the floor before you walk out. whatcha gonna do, scab in the shithouse, huh, scab?

Tony soprano fucked up on molly writhing on the ground naked moaning in sexual ecstasy in a pile of hairy greased up italian dudes in a dimly lit room. sal, paulie, chrissie and junior are there. fuggedabit. israeli psytrance plays. the molly is cut with fenethylline.

modern man: fuck I love pod casting mesopotamian bean farmer during sowing season: yeah dude same

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everything exhibits sunyata it came free with samsara no one else has to explain the provisionality and conventionality of Categories and Entities to earn their human rights. also it turns out all these sophisms were literally a rape culture conspiracy by a group that could fit in a convention hall.

[unemployed voice] hey check out my tape on bandcamp

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still the case…

sentient beings are numberless, I vow to liberate all of them

happy Columbina day to those who celebrate 🕊 listen to my remix of her theme while you pull 😌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBUp... #GenshinImpact

trying to remember how to draw with Miss RO #girlsfrontline

mantis girl repost

was supposed to go to a mixer with my wife in this but it was stormy and I was scared to drive and felt bad cause she really wanted to go but I love this sweater thooo

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