At my show in Chicago I asked everyone “who’s Dutch” and 300 hands shot into the air. Then I asked who was born in the Netherlands and the same 300 hands slowly lowered back down into 300 deeply Midwestern American laps 🥲

There’s no word in Dutch for “assassination” because nobody in the Netherlands should ever become important enough to qualify

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me: [posts video about tulips, which can only be max 90 seconds long, which must be whittled down painstakingly from an hour of footage containing gags about related things like bulbs, dutch history, the flower market etc] thousands of people in comments: you forgot the flower market

Before the show in Edinburgh tonight I was standing outside the venue next to a poster with my face on it and this Scottish couple walked past. The woman was staring at the poster and I said “that’s me!” she looked at me and said “really? that photo will have been taken several years ago then.”

hey @bsky.app make video uploads at least 90 seconds challenge

This vid started it all! In January 2022 I was eating a sad AH salad in a co-working space on the eve of another lockdown 😷 I heard a disembodied voice cry ‘eet smakelijk’ 100s of sketches later & I’ve learned tons about form & my own voice. I’m grateful to all who’ve joined for the ride so far…

celebrated my root canal (covered by insurance) with a trip to the ikea and thought wow am i officially european?

thinkin about this queen

The dutch word for squirrel is “eekhoorn” and the Dutch word for “acorn” is dickhead.

BEHIND THE SCENES EXCLUSIVE!!! Me editing the sinterklaas video while rehearsing the Peter Pan pantomime I did in London before Christmas (I was Peter Pan)

Dream blunt rotation: just her

King shit

Of the three countries I call home, it’s wild that the UK is currently the place where things are going THE BEST…

Sign #1: drinks wine from coffee cup

what’s the very first thing my dutch dentist said after telling me I need a root canal? that he’d send through a cost breakdown for my review

people who move to the netherlands like to complain that dutch people plan their social lives too far in advance & don’t hang out spontaneously im here to report this is not true. they are simply not making the plans with you. they love spontaneity, its a key ingredient to gezelligheid. im sorry 💔

building out my double dutch facebook and can confirm…….. that place is DARKSIDED !!!!!!!! the comments are NOT CHRISTIAN

my doubledutch insta algorithm is now trained to only show me videos of people rescuing for example crows and then teaching them to do puzzles I have achieved nirvana :)

holding space for lots of things right now x

when someone visits me in amsterdam and is about to head to the airport: id say give yourself 30 mins to get there when someone visits me in london and is about to head to the airport: leave a day in advance

what is the Amsterdam version of London foxes?? parakeets? swapfiets ?

me after one day in the netherlands: dutch sounds like english flipped upside down and backwards me after ten years in the netherlands: dutch is english flipped upside down and backwards

the dutchest airport sign of all

so you are not a very good singer i guess ..

can anyone tell me about antwerp(en) ? wat is het voor plek wat makes a day there beautiful ..

scientifically speaking dutch is just chilled out german

hey guys i sought of a cool and also appetizing name for a food item

klaar is kees (with winter )

hallo, prima weather today .. it is not good but also not bad . Raining the whole time

one sing i sink is also cool is dat trump obviously also has a hekel on elong (musk)

There are two types of people: those who need your approval and Dutch people

if you are not dutch then ja you are not much . but you are also still not de worst thing (being over the top) .

i do not sink dis app is so funny yet but dis is just my opinion for example

Hallo bluesky, you seem like a cool app, not the coolest but also not the least cool (x. Com) .