shameless lies from a corrupt organization

Worth highlighting part of that execrable Sarah McBride interview that hasn't gotten as much attention, where she mournfully says that if she wasn't trans her life would've been so much easier. I've seen this among trans gentry, and I think it drives a readiness to collaborate with our enemies...🧵

im back on the butterfly website. what'd i miss

The NY Post calls Jaia Cruz a monster for defending herself against a beating in public - the point isn't that they don't understand that she defended herself, the point is that the fascists believe that they should be able to kill us. She killed Hodges for assaulting her, and she'll pay for it.

being a tranny is like wearing the fabric of reality itself to a wet t-shirt contest

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

The temporal myth is man. Reach heaven by violence. This magic I give to you: the world you will rule is only an intermittent hope and you must be the letter written in uncertainty.

paul revere riding it: the penis is cumming! the penis is cumming

appreciate that our tea drinkers are finally cracking the code

you can keep trying to erase, underground, and exterminate trans women, and trans people broadly, but the irony of upholding c1sness and heterosexuality is that doing so creates its own dissidents. the more you press sex, the more trans women you fear are lurking everywhere.

to all trans people (and more generally LGBT people) who live in the US, be careful. the government can now spy on you on the simple basis of you being gay.

bold and unpopular stance to take

my white2GOAT. paul is one of realest guys in the tea scene and if your personal line in the sand is him not wanting protectionist bullshit to wipe out his business and the businesses of everyone else like him then yeah, you can stick to lipton

a selfie of mine on the other site breached containment and is currently at 7k likes and growing. how are we all doing this evening

despite their continued efforts to impose tariffs and destroy my way of life, I am still the number one noodle account

long story short, we’re stretched thin and working as fast as we can. if you’re American and worried about the tariffs, best to wait and order when things are less chaotic. appreciate everyone sticking with us during this mess

i need her so bad it's crazy. bafanada, baby

I can't wait to start the white2smuggling ring when these tariffs hit

Cartels cease drug smuggling, turn to Puer tea following 104% tariffs

reactionaries obsession with masculinity manages to loop itself around to being so incredibly pathetic that only complete dorks could fall for it

I feel like I should learn Mandarin

will never forgive hitchens and the New Atheists for hitching new atheism to the iraq war bandwagon instead of focusing on how evangelicals are the most fucked up weirdos on earth

MESSAGE TO CHINA. AMERICANS DO NOT READ: before the turn into the chinese century i just hope you know i’ve long been loyal to xi jinping mindset

anyone else feel like they’re substantially not living in china enough to enjoy the chinese century rn

don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning bowl of ginger

they're calling me weird and strange and gay

i feel like most hobbies inevitably end up being the acquisition of various powders and chemicals

Mr.Beast trapped me in a tea forest until I make the perfect Puer 😔

sometimes friendship is diagnosing her with schizophrenia & making her listen to einheitsfrontlied

come get your rock hard mini tuos stored in some plastic box at the back of a cold dry warehouse for years before making it to store shelves. immerse yourself in the beautiful marine aromas. premium

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

It’s that time again; 3rd annual Mira Bellwether Buy A Trans Woman A Pizza Day is Monday, March 31st.

I do not care for green TGY.

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

never.

march tea club, let's get it @white2tea.bsky.social

rumors of the poop game’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. it lives.

i dont feel so well

brisk mornings, summoning Yancha

I think I like young sheng less than when i started my tea journey after sampling lots of other kinds of teas

it's a young sheng idk. It's pretty average. nice astringent dryness, good floral aroma. sweet and yummy

time to drink the mystery maocha

The other two mystery bag bags are some sheng pu'erh maocha and what I believe to be another bai mu dan. going entirely off appearance and scent

what a beaut

BITTERLEAF ORDER!!!

I'm genuinely a fucking ice dweller. I can really only tolerate freezing and below temperatures. I'm adjusting to it being 60 out and STRUGGLING!!