Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

sister's hotspot is out im gonna be internetless for a few days xd

the best life u could have is one where ur surrounded by people and places u love and ur afforded ample time to hang out w them all. if ur gonna minmax ur life u gotta be minmaxing for hangoutitude

autistic hug liker

We got payed early and we're getting pizza!!!!! :D YAAAYY \᠎^_^᠎/

repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate

wish me luck everyone for i predict to go abt 30hr without eat

many of u

just saw a video of an impossibly beautiful buff african woman cutting and peeling a cassava root without looking and it turned me utterly feral, like she was Hacking at that shit with Full Force without a care in ths world i need her to Kill me Stone Dead

send skeet,

need more pictures of trans girls pointing at funny business names

you know, in japan, the protomen are called the blues brothers

girlies i managed to spend an hour cleaning not just the kitchen but my room and also the bathroom (note: we don't have dish detergent so i couldn't do the dishes :( dang)

girlies help me i double-dosed on adderall so i could clean the kitchen and it's only making me stare at my phone Harder

every time i read about chinese history im like wow europeans were primitives compared to them back in the middle ages. like they had mass-produced printing in the 12th century and gutenberg gets all the credit??? all he did was come up w metal type, more innovation than invention rly

Spotted the other day

serene and beautiful photo that fills you with a sense of peace, comfort and encouragement to reach your goals

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

anyone else ever look at photos of urself and go wow im so sexy

it's called tummyposting on main

i had a catatonic episode shortly after taking this. also i look so Long here lmao what a nice optical illusion (combination of pants low on the hips, shirt pulled up in a triangular shape to my chin, and the high vertical angle of my phone camera)

a hug for all who want it. just click play and u get a moni hug

who wants a moni hug

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

girls kissing and holding hands

thinking about how the authors of Molecular Biology of the Cell recreate a different Beatles photo every time they put out a new edition

there is no way in hell there are no neo-noir films that have this in its soundtrack (i haven't looked it up i can just feel it in my bones) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsGs...

my favorite kind of street fight is the one where both parties very clearly don't know what they're doing and they just like, flail their arms around and cannot hurt the other in any meaningful way before it gets broken up

i love how hideki naganuma can't stop sampling speeches from black radicals, it makes up for him being kinda annoying on twitter a hundredfold lol

she was cooking

hi my name is moni. im 26 years old, im hot as hell, im gayer than satan, and i need to get railed Right Now

im so gaaaayyyy

I know this whole round do not love me nohow And it is on account of sin But I so thank God he's able For to give me many friends

now listening

transgender people of the world im Love u all

full image because this thing i so fucking awesome

these days when i get horny i can like, feel it buzzing in my entire body, which is a very interesting experience

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

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good moni (noon

transgender, sleepy, moni

honestly writing bad poetry in a language none of my friends can even read sounds like a funny bit. i think i'll keep it up

自分の真ん中で虚無だけさ 命の全てでサボることの思い出だけ いつの間にか全く心が減ったので 時間だけで治まる、いつか、 いつか、自己産出者になればいいのに これは一つだけの願いさ そうあるように

わたし、怠った、全ての人生を