im gonna be so real rn i gotta get felt up by a woman who's bigger and stronger and hairier than me

I jerked him now

im such a sexy woman \^_^/ alluring maiden :D

eventually "developing FFXI" is going to be one of those longstanding japanese crafts where only a few aged masters remain and they do the NHK documentary about the one guy who's the youngest apprentice at 47 and still gets up at the crack of dawn to tend to the mill

Marques Brownlee? The professional ultimate frisbee player?

im hungy but i dont feel like cooking pray for me

my low sex drive era is over i need to get railed

transgender moni

One thing nobody wants to confront is that boomer memes are made by boomers themselves. someone's grandma will crack open photoshop and get to work on making charlie brown getting exasperated over the cheeto in chief. and only then will your grandma find it on facebook and send it to you

Boid Watching

Bumping this because I am yet again desperate, please give me some "being alive money" in exchange for my arranging words for you

Update I have received a satisfied response from a patron. this is very kokorozuyoi [translator's note: "kokorozuyoi" means "reassuring"]

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Worst part about this for my weird specific circumstances (i.e. I can and prefer to read Japanese but live in the US): it is Goddamn Impossible to find good quality pirated raws, so there's a ton of series that I really wanna read but can't without forking over like half of my average annual income

Given that I expect to go the next five days without food or phone service or cigs: if you give me money I will write a poem (or prose piece) of your choice in theme/topic. DM me on discord (__moni) and expect a late response since I gotta steal wifi outside (as you can see). Cashapp is $imthemoni

andor to the rebel alliance after saving kleya

my phone service is suspended cuz i cant afford a 15 dollar charge lmao this sux

HRT was amazing for Spike Spiegel

i may not have enough money to refill my meds but i do have enough unmedicated autism to spend all week watching downloaded youtube videos about runescape, a video game i can't even play because i have no internet at home

The gay town where the male color dwells

by pure chance i managed to catch a Rare Livestream from my favorite musician this morning :᠎D i said in chat "私が「日本語、絶対習得する」と決めた時、古川さんの歌詞の美しさをもっと鑑賞したかったのは一番重大な理由でした" and he read it and said "uwaa sanku yuu beri machhu" im gonna die of happy

ken jennings my dms are open

self taught

Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock https://theonion.com/japanese-diplomat-worried-he-embarrassed-himself-in-front-of-kid-rock/

I did it! it's rendering now! "Void Stranger: A Game For Lesbians" drops on Sunday at 7pm European Time Here's the thumbnail to whet your appetite!

Went back to revise this and it's much much better now. Formatting improved, some wordings changed to sound better, and expanded on the central theme of my (i think rather freeing) anti-essentialist philosophy of the self

kissing - Stubborn

does anyone want a hug and/or a submission grappling sparring sesh (sort of like an extended competitive hug if u think abt it)

sometimes u gotta get a cheeky lil 3.5hr nap in

Welcome to the Yaoi Drive-In, where your order is delivered hot and fresh by rollerskating, jorts-clad gay males. Their nametags indicate if they're a seme or an uke and, oh yes, regulars are *encouraged* to ship their oshis. Every drink comes with a free lemon

hitting up the drive thru yaoi joint like yeah i'd like an enemies to lovers meal with extra dubcon and a side of nosebleed, hold the fem uke. And a dr pepper

autism echolalia is really stupid ive been spending the past, like, 2 weeks going (in a tom waits voice) "small penis got peed on with his owwwn little dick"

Extreme Sex with Gorgeous Transsexuals

just shaved

i love combat sports im wanna get back into training grappling eventually (but i have no gym membership money ;_;)

Street Fighter movie LEAK- Blanka origin story scene

im a homosexual transsexual (i like kissing girls) and also an autogynephile (i like feeling sexy)

i like comic books depicting same sex romance

now listening

hug friends

Come to think of it, Cayce Pollard is a tgirl fashion icon

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough https://theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-just-be-a-soybean-and-have-that-be-enough/

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

Haven't written any poetry in a while so I banged one out right quick

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

pro cooking tip when a recipe calls for one clove of garlic they really mean one head of garlic