this is hectic, I need everyone to take 5 min and take some deep breaths

You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby

aaaand there's my answer as if the universe heard me

This match is a heartbeat away from becoming hockey

I don't really watch soccer anymore, is this a weirdly high amount of penalties and penalty-adjacent behavior for a game involving grownups or is this normal

the people down the street have started chanting Mexico

my partner, notably not a sports boy: "you're not allowed to do that? me: "noooo"

oooooh girl

the group of Mexican fans down the street is watching on like a 5 second delay after me lol this is gonna be a fun game

ho shit england

on the one hand, I wish I were watching in English so I had some inkling of what is going on, on the other hand the vibes of Telemundo is giving me all of what I need

we are a fallen empire

tonight, for all of the Scots who brought such joy to Boston recently... I cheer for Mexico

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Aries: The first step to forgiveness is crushing your enemies. Actual forgiveness comes later.

Don't worry Mexico when the English say "Mexican chicken flatbread" they literally just mean a pita with some bland ass chicken in it this got nothing to do with you

Mother, no. Photo from my collection, no date/ info.

has there ever been a truer depiction of ben

Going back in time with an ipad to show Ben Franklin a conga line of all-gender sexy ben franklins

Well this is a hell of a photo.

celebrating America the best way I know how, by shoving tamales into my face and watching a documentary about fundie christians who do crimes (second clause maybe implied, not needed to clarify the crimes?)

what's funny to me about my venture into depopping is that the one dress that was in my head that I wanted to sell (time to get rid of it/a bit too nice for goodwill) I just fully cannot find anywhere haha

‘Murica

I am not originally from Mass but I do indeed like to think that I am one of the loudest and most irritating people alive

ok I'm setting up a depop (I'm depopping? popping?) to try to free up some closet space - gently used things that no longer fit my body or my life. If you're a personal friend of mine interested in one of these things I'll likely trade you for a bottle of cheap prosecco. www.depop.com/bright_grace/

The East Branch of the Somerville Public Library (115 Broadway) will be open from 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. on Saturday, July 4 for anyone needing a place to cool down during the hot weather. All other library branches and City offices are closed Saturday for the Independence Day holiday.

tonight we watched an episode of lottery dream house that had a boston guy with no bottom teeth who won $10million on a scratch off he bought AT A DUNKIN' DONUTS like did ben and marky mark write this man's life, this can't be real

move night part 2 lessssGOOOOOO #loveislandUSA

new york city

I don't really understand what's happening but I do love drama, I'm here for it

started my long weekend by breaking a beloved wine glass and then stepping in glass, so that's fun

my partner is explaining all the different versions of Cable and like did we NEED so many Cables? surely one version of Cable is MORE than enough. this skeet is about X-Men.

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

my small son is snoring so loudly I can barely hear my love island girlies

did uh something just happen in the football?

I accidentally left my laptop at the office and I hyperventilated for a bit but I've decided to just fully miss a deadline tonight rather than uber back to get it. #selfcare

Arnold Schwarzenegger really said "Ice to meet you" as Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin," and no one said anything. And people wonder why we are where we are today.

I know almost nothing about this man but I get big Kronk energy

I am texting with my chapter head right now and APPARENTLY the delegates had to hold the floor for TWELVE HOURS without a PEE BREAK to keep the TERFs—who showed up WEARING DEPENDS—from pulling a sneak vote Y’ALL

"I'm supposed to be summering but I'm stressin'." Melanie my girl, PREACH #loveislandusa

Blueberry Muffin was naughty so he was put in TIME OUT and when I went to check in on time out he and his father were cuddling on the bed if you are wondering which parent is the good cop and which one is the bad cop... wonder no more

time to catch up on love islannddddd my partner has moved to the other end of the apartment lol

oh no ( @fourteenacross.bsky.social )

the face my face just faced

it's so embarrassing that this is the president in charge during this big anniversary

okay well if recalling ELEVEN MILLION CARS doesn’t get through to other CEO’s I simply don’t know what will

when your jewelry person summons you by name you know you're in trouble

ok I need to have some happy media in my eyeballs now so I am going to rewatch Glass Onion, one of the most perfect films of the 21st century