Yesterday, Roger Stone announced his partnership with a menswear company, where together they've released a collection of tailored clothing items. Here is my review of those pieces. 🧵

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Very cool! www.instagram.com/reel/DPsiYyw...

One popular Thanksgiving tradition is making a wish while breaking the fulcrum of the turkey, more commonly known as the wishbone. 🧵⬇️ (NOT HIM)

Just a cat enjoying her butterfly

A federal judge has dismissed the charges against former FBI director James Comey, ruling that the former Trump attorney who brought the charges was not legally serving as the U.S. attorney.

Pass! The cranberry sauce

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

Gawd I love BlueSky

Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.

SO DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WAIT TWO DAYS BEFORE I TEXT OR IS IT OKAY TO TEXT HIM TODAY

James Comey (to scale)

Pope Leo gets gift of Chicago beer from Illinois governor Pritzker reut.rs/47NqqOK

Active investigation = no release of Epstein files. I wish I was surprised by their blatant shell games.

check in on your gay friends at this difficult time

Happy Life Day to those who celebrate 🫠

Yes! I like when my boycotts are a two for one deal.

Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.

FACT CHECK: TRUE

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

I mean Megyn Kelly seems like exactly the right spokesperson for the ACTUALLY IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA movement. Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Proud.

🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.

They will have to take my De Cecco from my cold, dead hands

New butterfly toy, who’s this? #Caturday

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

how do you do, my fellow blueskyers?

This. All of this.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

BIG BREAKING: Democrat Zohran Mamdani is elected Mayor of New York City, in the largest turnout vote since 1969. He becomes the first Muslim and immigrant mayor of New York City, and the first Muslim to be elected of a major U.S. city.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Best of The Onion Cheney posts. Enjoy!

Woke up today to the news

Well. Not surprising. www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...

I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members. At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.

Just gave some $$ to my local food bank. If you see this, it's your turn!

These ICE tryout videos are getting out of control.

“They were careless people…”

Journalism is hard

He isn’t the only one who deserves to be punished. Release the #Epstein Files!