A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls

I am genuinely overwhelmed by this moment

This is honest to god the most important thing that's ever happened in Super Bowl halftime history

The only thing the halftime show didn't have was enough punts

Sorry for the abrupt pivot away from nihilism but this halftime show is just extremely lovely? The spirit is so good! It's so fun!

Where is John Hamm?

Everyone hates sports

Levis trusts butts, and I appreciate that about them

Oh my god, Redfin, get fucked

Iowa ass football game

God I love this Seattle defense

I guess fortune didn't favor the bold?

Either the Seahawks are gonna win by 30 or Darnold is gonna have seven interceptions

serious question: are we more immune to commercials with the world on fire or are these ads so lacking in creativity that they're all meaningless?

That trump accounts ad tried for Michael Bay and landed on Brett Ratnor

Do you think Simon Pegg and Tom Cruise ever watched Shaun of the Dead together?

This is a great piece. Loved this anecdote.

Running a newspaper like you’re running a personalized marketing campaign. NOT GOOD, JIM!

“How do you steer a luge?” Gemini: “we do not recommend lug nuts on a cow”

When someone asks me tomorrow about Seattle blitz schemes and their ability to hold Drake Maye in check I’m gonna hit them with the Osprey fact so hard they’ll crown me king of football

Sliding a bookmark into my book, turning off the light, and then getting absolutely obliterated by a direct hit from an RPG type projectile

everyone boo jd vance

MARIAH CAREY MY ITALIAN QUEEN I HAVE BEEN WAITING ON YOU

I need the NBC commentators to shut the fuck up

I signed this today and added my thoughts in the comments. I recommend everyone doing the same.

Centrist dems: We can't abolish ICE, that would be uncouth! Based wrastlin boys: bet

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

The funniest part of Chris Boyle’s Wikipedia page is that right after several paragraphs detailing his racism and horrific treatment of players, the next sentence is “hired by the Jacksonville Jaguars”

Man this sucks

Minneapolis, MN - US Rep. Ilhan Omar was just sprayed by an unknown substance during a town hall meeting in North Minneapolis. Despite some telling her she needed to change, she continued to speak to the crowd. (From a Reuters feed)

Lol we’ve finally found something worse than sportsball

Taunting is a coward’s call

Weird the “day in the life of a Starbucks” commercial doesn’t start with illegal anti-union videos before shift

They’re called marketing executives, and they’re all cowards

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

When I used to do hard drugs, this is the face I’d make when I was fucked up in a situation where I’d have to try and pass as normal

Donated

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

It is entirely clear that the Democratic Party is useless

they're trying to get him to midterms like an old Civic dropping parts and smoking two miles from the nearest exit

It's not odd at all. Normal people can tell the difference between someone's genuine beliefs and political opportunism. It's not that they're talking about the same things. It's that they're talking in two meaningfully different ways. People aren't dumb, political strategists are

Man, no one likes AI. It's all built on stolen labor and will require massive regulations if it's to continue existing in any capacity that doesn't do harm. I have no idea how to square this with a party that should, in theory, care about labor, regulations, and what voters actually want.

I’ve been in one fitness culture or another for a long time and the gap between “making content” types and folks who like to exercise is enormous

DOINK

Carson Beck has the dead eyes of a junior inside sales rep for a Miami-based tech startup

Johnny Manziel

Ever since adding a DM feature, the Strava porn bots have started to slowly invade the app

The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.

DON’T TAKE THE BAIT again. Man, you slugs could at least TRY to new way of saying “we aren’t gonna do shit to help you, but man are we itching to blame you.”