First they threw snowballs And I did not speak out Because I was not a snowball

TODAY IT IS SNOWBALLS TOMORROW IT IS MISSLES AND NEEDLES YES TOMORROW IT WILL BE JUST LIKE THE ARCADE GAME 'NARC' THIS IS MY PROPHECY

NYT confirms MS NOW: The Epstein files released by the Trump Justice Department failed to include some key materials — FBI memos summarizing interviews — related to a woman who said she had been sexually assaulted by both Trump and Epstein decades earlier, when she was a minor.

I'd never seen the greatest Tumblr post ever on fanfic. It is as advertised.

FT: “.. Wherever you look in financial markets, you see signs that global investors are going out of their way to avoid Donald Trump’s America.” @financialtimes.com @scottlincicome.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/cfdc...

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

It's not the funniest quote, but it is the one with the most utility in making fun of people.

Worst Law & Order shows: LAW & ORDER: L.A. LAW & ORDER: TRIAL BY JURY LAW & ORDER: WINTER WONDERLAND apnews.com/article/snow...

Let's not forget, former cops like John Chell might be particularly trigged by snowball fights because over time, they've started to look like snowballs.

Don't tease me with a good time, now. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The tone of contempt here, in a news update, is disgraceful. "How dare Mamdani and his team...uh...wear those clothes and use social media to try to prevent bad things from happening when...um...bad things could still happen in a situation like this!" GTFO.

This classic Nancy is a reminder of how much swearing the strip used to feature. Newspaper owners didn't like it, but the strip was so popular they had no choice but to run it uncensored. It was a different time

Possibly the very worst Michel Gondry music video, but the song still slaps and tis the season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8Z...

Zohran just gave the city its first full snow day (no online learning) that I can recall since Zoom went mainstream. So the hard part is over, taxing the rich is cake.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

I’d suggest one of the issues here is that AI implementation has not been an organic, bottom-up process. Since 2022, its boosters have been tech titans and media folks who got waaaaay ahead of the demand for this technology and began imposing the features and infrastructure on an unconvinced public.

Nice work there. theonion.com/alysa-liu-us...

with more hot tracks than carlos dejesus www.youtube.com/watch?v=i29S...

Trump illegally imposed billions in tariffs (taxes) on U.S. corporations. Much of those costs were passed onto consumers. The corporations might get their money back. You never will.

It's tragic when someone no one should take seriously is put a position where everyone has to take them seriously. I mean, this really is "MAN SHITS PANTS, WORLD REACTS." It's the worst version of PLURIBUS imaginable.

In this life, love someone as much as Steven Ruiz hates Brock Purdy.

Sometimes a funny last name is actually a hinderance to understanding an absolute and awful creep. But yes, he surely is a dingus.

It's always nice to see a failed Kavanaugh stop.

Facebook understands me like no one else (as a lover of giant mono-boobs).

Everybody remembers this ad for "purple stuff" and for Dave Chappelle when he was funny, but it's interesting to watch the ad now as it posits Responsible Parenting as "Having another liter bottle of heavily sugared juice-ish drink ready, for when your son and his friends guzzle the first one."

When you realize you shouldn't have taken the edible with a THC soda.

it’s so funny how many liberal pundits claimed this guy was the future of the democratic party lol

When this man's heart broke on screen it broke my heart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHey...

It's a strange phenomenon in New York now when you walk into someone's smoke to find it's... cigarette smoke.

Spotted the new Fail Whale for the first time (doing research on X, nothing else). And it's unfunny and sucks, kinda like the site's owner.

I guess this must not a severed job if I can do it remote.

Why yes, divorce lawyer, inflation that started in 2020 is all the fault of the mayor who has been in office less than two months.

Instagram just sent me an ad for Zionist rehab. If I send a loved one there and they fail to get better... what exactly happens to them?

“She’s not from here.”

Let's remember when St. Ides had to stop selling flavored malt liquor slushies because...KIDS liked them? time.com/archive/6930...

1996 doesn't feel that long ago, but it's still a moment when a Chicago group would play country. youtu.be/qd0yw2sJbXA?...

In 2021, I reported on an internal meeting at Facebook about discussions to put facial recognition on new smartglasses. One of their execs complained about the coverage and said the co would have a "very public discussion" about the tech. They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

Had Abraham Lincoln not died, today he would be 217 years old and 97 feet tall.

Fuck the Department of War, rename the EPA the Intraplanetary War Agency. We will destroy the enemy. We are the enemy.

‘A good way of dealing with overpopulation’: Epstein files reveal how the rich fuel climate denialism | Article by @ktoussaint.bsky.social for @fastcompany.com: www.fastcompany.com/91490280/eps...

BREAKING: On February 2, Sec. Noem issued a memo asserting the lapse in appropriations for DHS meant there is no Sec. 527 — the provision protecting congressional oversight visits to immigration detention facilities — and she was issuing a new (third) policy requiring seven-day notice for visits.

I just can't apply to a job with a title I'll never be able to say.

When you go low, they go lower.