I wasn't sure about THE FALL AND RISE OF REGGIE DINKINS at first, but then they did a joke that connected Akinyele and Kirby and I felt ever so seen.

The wizard sent word Water to drink, water to bless Water to bathe Alcohol! Only for disinfecting (I want water) youtu.be/YWhlj8jH6Hc?...

I loathe these ultraspecific playwriting prompts but am tempted to write a play where three Miami Gardens residents contemplate what they've done to America and whether feeding themselves to gators will make things right.

Celebrate the fall of a once good company by buying some of the most ass hats your asshat could wear.

1/ Tear gas was created to incapacitate grown men. So when I started seeing reports of kids hurt by tear gas deployed by federal immigration agents, I wondered how often it was happening. My colleagues and I started to count:

Let's remember some bad Prince or strange Prince songs from before 1990. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFhy...

Just occurred to me that just because Lady Met became Mrs. Met doesn't make her relationship with Mr. Met right. There's incest going on, and it's no surprise their three children don't even have the dignity of having names.

It's sweet that Keith Haring painted an old crib when a friend of his couldn't afford a new one, but for a baby, this looks like a bundleful of terrors.

If you're hoping for a fusion of Shakespeare and a 70s cop show, you're gonna be deeply disappointed.

A story that seems like perfectly good rom-com material until you dig into the details.

very funny that this guy is literally like “tax the rich? that is the n word to me, personally” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...

Lookin like a damn Roald Dahl

Please welcome to the stand Courts of Contempt—Hell Gate and @typeinvestigations.org new interactive investigation into the machinations of New York's broken judicial system. Secret recordings. Fixed judicial conventions. Sketchy donations. Get ready to dive in. hellgatenyc.com/welcome-to-t...

Whenever someone awful (like Rudolph Giuliani) is in bad shape, I think of the immortal Luna lines: "Nixon's in a coma / And I hope it's gonna last." www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBn3...

Really enjoying the new Bill LaBounty record, which means I'm definitely aging faster than I think right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLS...

Back when I lived in Mexico City in the pre-digital music era, I regularly paid $20 or more for import CDs I wasn't even sure were good. One was a bunch of Sugar Hill Records remixes almost all of which sucked except this one that justified the whole purchase. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxE1...

I have pretty bad nightmares pretty regularly, but none match this "Rapper's Delight" cover.

Slightly diminish a book, Fitzgerald edition: THIS SIDE OF GRADUATING COLLEGE THE SOMEWHAT PRETTY AND THE LESS LIKELY TO SUCCESS THE GOOD-ENOUGH GATSBY TENDER IS THE BRUNCH THE MILD CRUSH OF THE NEXT-TO-LAST TYCOON

I for one think professional basketball needs more fourth quarter interruptions, not less.

hotel bar has the savannah bananas on instead of playoff hoops and this is truly the most tedious shit i’ve ever seen in my life. as a society we are starving our souls

You never know what will set a horse off. Much like the most horse-like human athlete, Draymond Green.

Naming a horse So Happy is both unfair and a clear setup for tragedy.

Milo, Charlie Brown, Dinco, Busta.

A review of World Cup contracts host cities signed with FIFA shows that almost all of the costs for organizing the tournament fall on the cities, whose ability to collect revenue is limited. In Texas, that could leave taxpayers on the hook. With @houstonchronicle.com @texastribune.org

“Video footage obtained by The Sun shows Students for a Democratic Cornell members Aiden Vallecillo ’26 and Hudson Athas ’27 being struck by the car. In the video, no person can be seen touching the vehicle before it drove into Vallecillo and Athas.” www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...

THIS GLOVE KEPT SLAPPING PEOPLE, AND I WAS GETTING BLAMED

As a fan of bad art, I'm looking forward to watching Orlando Magic highlights later.

[48 HRS.] Murphy doesn't imitate Pryor; he doesn't need to—he has digested him. (1982)

If you're going to forge my signature to support the weird lady with one red dress, at least have the decency to spell my name right. www.qchron.com/editions/que...

I guess I'm happy that TSA agents are getting paid again. This doesn't mean that I like TSA agents.

The ultimate song to make you feel warmly depressed while walking through a supermarket or CVS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb85...

Just a reminder that the Voting Rights Act of 1965 was called, "An act to enforce the fifteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States."

Knicks have to make sure they doubleup the Hawks for a clean runaway victory. Otherwise, you never know what'll happen in Final Jeopardy.

This is as good a time as any to say that I've always hated this Hawks logo and it makes my eyes bleed.

"Of course Iran must play in the land of its attacker because of course FIFA must profit."

As far as cries for help go, PSYCHOANALYSIS: WHAT IS IT?! remains one of the funniest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqLK...

Zohran Mamdani is a true patriotic American in a way that Trump is not (hates the King of England)

This is the last picture of Mark Zuckerberg we need to print next to bad Meta news. All done here, nothing more to see.

The "ads" on the new InfoWars really are something.

Disco went to some weird places, few more so than a bee sexually harassing a lady bug in a rather infectious jam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ycm...

There is nothing more important than keeping New Yorkers safe, and reining in super speeders will save lives. I am proud to support efforts in Albany to enable new tools like Intelligent Speed Assistance (ISA) in our fight for safe streets.

The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis—and then called her a “fucking bitch” moments before she died in her car—was only placed on three days of administrative leave and continues to work for the agency in another state. trib.al/C3bEEAM

They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide How They Gave Birth. Two Florida women had to attend virtual court hearings while in labor to argue for their right to choose their own medical care.

REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president' KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food ALFORD: It's the same principle

Students at ultra-Orthodox yeshivas in NY are suing the state's elected leaders, claiming that recent legislation undermines educational oversight and lets their schools continue to fail to offer the basic education to which they're constitutionally entitled.

Redcoats with a chance to do the funnies thing. (Burn down the White House.) (Again.)

Last night @carnage4life.bsky.social accused me of helping perpetuate negative myths about AI. I hate when people perpetuate negative myths about AI, so this thread will be about the very many real harms committed using AI by Dare's employer Meta. 1/