They won't tell you this at church, but every single angel is autistic, and they were made that way on purpose. To err is human, to stim is divine! 😇💞✨♾️🌈💝👼

you're about to have sex with your snake gf that you met 20 minutes ago. she confidently tells you that the tip of her tail is a very sensitive erogenous zone so you enthusiastically agree to deepthroat it. you eventually realize, all too late, that she was lying.

Why have women stopped implanting a parasite in their victim ? Whats up with that ?

yuri between the tapeworm and the fantasy dildo

People should be pretty worried about this bullshit. Antifa is not actually a group and they absolutely know that. That means they are going to be able to stick the label on anyone they don't like and hit them with terror charges.

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

all violence is political because politics is the word we use to describe how violence is distributed. anyone who talks about violence as is it can be apolitical, or who chooses to ignore and erase violence done by their own allies is a moral coward who should not be taken seriously hope that helps

Fanon wrote that colonizers reproduce their dominance by pathologizing the colonized—and in a domestic context, Kirk did just this. Black men became “thugs”, Black women became “unqualified”, immigrants were “invaders”, and queerfolk were “groomers.” This framing justified violence against us.

Kirk’s “free speech” WAS political violence, as he: - used his platform to falsely describe the world as a threat to mobilize the White boys he groomed - framed creating infrastructures for explicit political violence as “opinion-sharing” - helped build a disgusted disdain toward marginalized folk …

queer as in fuck me

the right: why cant the left meet us for civil discussion,, why cant we just talk, why must it come to violence? what has become of us all that we cannot resolve this peaceably? also the right: KILL THE TRANNIES LIQUIDATE KILL EXTERMINATE KILL MURDER KILL SHOOT WITH BULLET PUT IN GRAVE KILL KILL KI

I don't think I've ever shared something as, like. a "public service announcement" before. but I honestly feel like everyone needs to see that this is happening. the caption is just the closest thing I could think of to a joke, because that's how I cope when I'm afraid be safe out there, please 💚💜🦷

turns out. being labeled as a terrorist just for being a girl isn't nearly as cool as it sounds

far from the ocean, mermaid in a swimming pool shedding chlorine tears

daybreak, abruptly– eastern horizon catches iridium fire

Faculty need to unionize now. Like, right now. This week. Does not matter if you’re in a state that doesn’t have union protections. Does not matter what field. We can fight the coming purges if it’s clear that firing a few scapegoat profs will result in a complete shutdown of the institution.

it's easy to be self-destructive, in a world like this. it's tempting. it's comforting. I've been there. I still end up there sometimes. it's easy to feel like an act of self-destruction might make all of this count for something but, if I can impart anything, it's this: try something else first

if you feel I am leading you down a path that might lead to acts of physical violence, please take a step back and reflect on where your priorities lie I want you to stay alive. if you're reading this, imo, you are the kind of person who should value staying alive I just, can't decide that for you

to be really clear, if only because I think it's funnier to have this on record, I am in no way encouraging violence with any of what I have said, or will say but this is a world of violence. we live in a world of violence. and we should feel that. pretending we're not is how you get people killed

queer artists drawing bellies, drawing broad shouldered women, happy trails, the curve of arm fat, wrinkles, scars, stubble, girl dick and t dick, cellulite. I see so many things that we're supposed to be ashamed of rendered lovingly, with intent, not just "all bodies are beautiful" but with desire

I love seeing queer artists draw bodies. Queer attraction and beauty has such range to it, and I love seeing body types and parts that we've been told are ugly drawn with such care. I love getting to see the body from so many different perspectives

bro's topological manifold just increased in genus. he's bleeding everywhere

I am willing to live with the fact that I might end that way too. something will get me, some day. and I don't expect you to do anything other than laugh. but, the difference is, I don't even slightly care. I touched people, in this life. experienced connection. felt joy. loved. can you say the same

the quickest solution to the "birthrate" problem is to stop being a fucking racist btw

had someone say something along the lines of "your bloodline ends with you" as if I should see that as a bad thing but, the fun thing is, it's not even true my bloodline flows through every fucked up tranny who I help survive and I'm pretty sure if we're going by the numbers we're winning

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

this is restating shit that I've been saying for years, but now is a good time to summarize imo you are made of meat. you know this. you feel this. because you are a person who has difficulties. you struggle in the world someone like the recently exsanguinated podcaster did not believe that he was

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

dear FBI agent who keeps tabs on me, I hope you like the horny posts, it probably balances the boredom from watching a girl too chicken to actually do violence

Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽‍♀️

vote for The Jackalope Party our platform is simple: Wouldn't You Like To Feel Them In Your Teeth

it's 2025. we're becoming the jackalope the soil can wait the soil will not go hungry

"my enemies are ontologically evil and there is no act against them which is wrong" no. no see, it *is* wrong because "right" was designed to protect people like them from things like us if there's a hell, maybe we go there but we'll go there knowing we made the world a slightly safer place

I am going to be accused of glorifying violence. and, no. that was never my intention. glory is for soldiers. glory is for people who will be remembered as the good guys. I will never glorify violence. what I do is something worse

I genuinely understand where people with concerns about the tone of today's celebration, and how that might foment further violence, are coming from. I get it. I really do. but what is coming is coming now. you might as well learn to enjoy what small victories look like now. we're going to need that

as many others are saying, it's not like they needed the excuse, but I want to validate that that doesn't mean the fear you're feeling is not justified there is a very good chance that things are about to get worse which is why, how you grow from here, matters think about what will keep you alive

I do, in fact, believe that it is our responsibility to make today as terrifying as possible to those who spend their one and only life, destroying the lives of others. so, have fun, you crazy kids don't say anything that'll get you a knock on the door

large ones too

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

Ooouuughh... avrocar....

balls is eggs now

being trans is sort of like when ornithologists put rings on birds to identify them and then those birds end up having way more sex

"in this stunning monument of religiously-charged auditory sadomasochism, h-s assaults the listener both physically and emotionally with harsh noise and a bleak picture of transfemininity under the eyes of an indifferent god. this girl needs therapy. you should pay for it" —reviewer I just made up

personally I am unconcerned with whether any particular brand of anarchy would be "functional" or "good". I'm concerned with the fact that the alternative (hierarchy) is violent and bad and should be fought on all fronts. even if there is no magical Promised Land owed to us at the end of the story

there are a lot of ways to try to draw a line around conservatism, and I'm not one to put much stock in definitions, but you could do worse than: "conservatism is the ideology that the role of the state is to uphold white cisheteropatriarchal bullying and to provide the bully with captive victims"

if you know about jury nullification, no you don't