I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.

"Mom... the spaghetti thing happened again..."

I mean.. hairstyle choices aside.. he ain't wrong.

Or lose their nonprofit status.

All I can feel anymore is anger and despair. It's all the world will let me feel.

😢

You can tell this is fake because Donnie's head is above the covers.

Oh, she has a face... no one knows who she ripped it from, but she has one.

Jesus christ, no! No no no!

TIME's Person of the Year

We really are doomed.

This is prophecy.

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

Holy shit, thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored, and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot.

Lick it up

One exciting thing I learned was that you can make a security line RESERVATION at some terminals at JFK and then you get to pop right to the front of the line for free! Why? I have no idea, but I did it and it worked www.jfkairport.com/announcement...

🎶"Hello my Baby, hello my Honey, hello my Ragtime Gal..."🎶

"But, look.. I... I brought wine and everything!"

Congrats to Donald Trump on winning the coveted and prestigious McDonald's 20 Piece Prize.

Famed editorial cartoonist Herbert Lawrence Block's classic criticism of the economic strategies of the Reagan administration, published on Feb. 2, 1984. The fact that such a stark cartoon remains poignant over 30 years later isn’t surprising in the least.

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

Bamfing balls first, even.

Dark Brandon strikes again! #DonaldTrump #JoeBiden

The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

Oh... I knew I forgot something...

Annual turkey day cartoon reminding everyone that birds are theropod dinosaurs. 🦃🦖

I hope your Thanksgiving meal is as elegantly prepared and presented as Ghislaine Maxwell's. Glory!

We would have been upset by this once.

I should call her...

Friggin' narcs, man...

With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...

RIP Gramma. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien” From the Private Eye archive. Issue 865, Feb 1995.

Heheh.. "Sperm" whale "Tugged". -11 year old me

I just want to look away from news like this but I think we must not www.theguardian.com/environment/...

American politics ✨

Nursing is no longer a professional degree according to Department of Education. There aren't enough middle fingers. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

RFK Jr, right now:

Quiet, pedo.

Doug Ford to produce ad where Reagan says that pedophilia is bad

Think his hand is bruised? You should see his knees!

Just a reminder: there was a Biden administration investigation into Epstein and Maxwell's co-conspirators. Trump killed it in January, fired the prosecutors, stole the files, & ordered Bondi to open a new sham investigation, led by a handpicked prosecutor, so DOJ wouldn't have to release the files.

"Uh, there's a difference between a hot Teen Grimace, and a preteen Grimace.." -Conservative Mouthpiece Birdie, who has a 15 year old Grimace at home, defending Mayor McCheese's friends.

So. Turns out "Bubba" was the name of Maxwell's horse. Yep.

Donnie is officially more of a detriment to the real bosses than he is useful. I suspect things are gonna get interesting pretty soon...