Opening a Monty Python themed Chinese restaurant called "The Ministry of Silly Woks"

Feels like Blusky is doing a lot more quote posting of like look at this dumb asshole, and the problem with that is you're making me look at the opinion of a dumb asshole.

Trump was just asked about the US bombing an Iranian school, killing 120 kids. He shrugged, saying it was "a long time ago" and "mistakes are made." But it's not just him. I asked members of Congress what they're doing about one of the worst war crimes in modern US history. Many just don't care:

Scott Pelley was ousted from CBS News in the exact manner Bari Weiss *thinks* she was ousted from NYT

It’s so stupid to ask people who voted for Trump about gas prices. We know what they think, it’s somehow the democrats fault, that is how stupid they are, it’s that simple to trick them. You just say “uhhh Biden”

Trickle down economics

Tragedy is when I get a paper cut, comedy is when you

Meet spaghetti in the dining room in the next ten minutes for an ass scratching

Last nights sunset

Bardy on the trambampoline

Juju says to get her good side

slightly increase a band Six Pence some the richer.

The first person to seek God’s forgiveness was the first person to realize they had done the unforgivable.

Forbidden Solitaire, or as it's more common know jUrken Ouff

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Hackers

Great picture of the family

The Inexplicable Death Of The Loveliest Pig

Waiting to hear from the woke marry Ann, woke professor and woke Gilligan before making up my mind

The samurai showdown soundtrack goes insanely hard youtu.be/Peh0N_nJCcI?...

Gestemo

Back in the day the conventional wisdom was to put at least one “stinker” on an album, they were called stinkers cause it’s supposed to be a bad song you can go take a shit without missing out on anything good

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or Alice In Chains.

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum, sixteen reindeer on a dead man’s chest

Death saying his iconic catchphrase in the first Castlevania.

Insert a movie into another movie: Drive me crazy, driving miss daisy

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...

Insult phone, from the makers of fart car.

At the park yelling at my dog to just do normal shapes

If you ever see one of Schumer’s Eight Traitors, you have a basic responsibility to make sure they are never comfortable showing their faces in public again without being loudly reminded that they are disgusting sell outs to Trump responsible for killing 50,000 people a year. No rest for the wicked

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

One thing that really pisses me off is that if the navy just told Trump they’re weren’t going to murder fishermen and call them drug runners he would have just backed down, he always backs down

Used to hang out in an Internet cafe/ video store in high school. One time a pal was complaining about feeling lonely since breaking up with his sweetie, guy who used to get regularly get booted out for looking at “expansion” fetish content turned to us and says “you don’t know what loneliness is”

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

Coreyogrpahy by Corey Feldman is the best audio book ever spoken

Sartre-mart The Foucultery Hegel n’ stuff Plato’s world of food

Yeah I’m antifa, anti ya farting in my face

Paranoia attack by the Faint youtu.be/fcTKXMGKGeQ?...

Lovely potato soup

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

Got a pretty good butterfly pic the other day

Just you fucking try pulling my aorta asshole, see what happens

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide a glass jar into my rectum, it shatters immediately, blood pours out of my ass, it’s not clear what I was trying to do]