Insert a movie into another movie: Drive me crazy, driving miss daisy

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Insult phone, from the makers of fart car.

At the park yelling at my dog to just do normal shapes

If you ever see one of Schumer’s Eight Traitors, you have a basic responsibility to make sure they are never comfortable showing their faces in public again without being loudly reminded that they are disgusting sell outs to Trump responsible for killing 50,000 people a year. No rest for the wicked

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

One thing that really pisses me off is that if the navy just told Trump they’re weren’t going to murder fishermen and call them drug runners he would have just backed down, he always backs down

Used to hang out in an Internet cafe/ video store in high school. One time a pal was complaining about feeling lonely since breaking up with his sweetie, guy who used to get regularly get booted out for looking at “expansion” fetish content turned to us and says “you don’t know what loneliness is”

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

Coreyogrpahy by Corey Feldman is the best audio book ever spoken

Sartre-mart The Foucultery Hegel n’ stuff Plato’s world of food

Yeah I’m antifa, anti ya farting in my face

Paranoia attack by the Faint youtu.be/fcTKXMGKGeQ?...

Lovely potato soup

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

Got a pretty good butterfly pic the other day

Just you fucking try pulling my aorta asshole, see what happens

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide a glass jar into my rectum, it shatters immediately, blood pours out of my ass, it’s not clear what I was trying to do]

Bet this cat is getting kick backs from this restaurant.

Bet this cat is getting kick backs from this restaurant.

More sheep

Missing my boy Hiro, gone a whole month and it feels so much longer.

Starting my journey today

Caldera

Gragas at the Alpingi, the law geese!

Septembers coming soon, I’m pining for the moon

Horses of the night

Cool wrestling trophy in the Iceland national museum, it’s for Glima, one of those styles of wrestling where you hold on to your opponent’s belt the whole time.

LOOK AND READ - DARK TOWERS (1981): Classic spookiness from the BBC's literacy strand for primary school kids. Written by Andrew Davies (Marmalade Atkins, A Very Peculiar Practice, House of Cards), with songs by Derek Griffiths!

It's always so fucking funny when they do this because it's just, so, profoundly lost at sea. the left wants you to say "stop the genocide" and the right wants you to be gleeful about it! There's no political room for "doing the genocide while frowning" anymore!

As a single father, living in England, and trying to raise my son to walk the path of demons by traveling around in a baby carriage filled with weapons I feel very targeted by this.

Oh, so he went to Hell then.

They just should have let James Earl jones play old Anikin and darth Vader , it’s space you don’t have to explain in.

Diner can just be an entire container of cottage cheese and some potato chips, you can’t stop me

“Getting fucked by your own Frankenstein” it’s a new idiom I’m trying to spread around.

Cause I’m the cat man, meoooww-dat-dat-da-da-meow

One thing about life is you should always find time to listen to some of David Bowies music.

“Getting fucked by your own Frankenstein” it’s a new idiom I’m trying to spread around.

Acting like Ned Flanders at work until they fire me: day one

The way the horrors of Gaza reflect into and back out of the rest of culture as we all try to recon with something that feels so antithetical to everything we think life should be, is really depressing

My dog Hiro passed away today, comfortably at home after 16 years of being my best friend. Life is unfair and overwhelming but a dog sure makes it seem better, love you Hiro.

It should be legal to resist arrest. Nobody is legally required to do our jobs for us.

This lovable butthole disappeared for 2 weeks amid a coyote sighting in the neighborhood and showed up this morning to look at her own funeral alter like a feline huckleberry fin

Met a guy who’d been stabbed with a sword, and asked him how it happened, expecting a story, but he said “I was drinking with my buddy and he got mad at me and stabbed me with the sword I had on the wall” and that’s when I figured out, the best way to not get stabbed with a sword is not to have one.

I was taking a poop at the library and the guy in the stall next to me was scrolling hip-hop tic tocks, 10 second clips of different songs, and that should be a crime.

You never see toilets on starwars so we have to assume Luke’s race extrudes its waste through its skin, like sharks.