When I make a good post but it only gets two likes.

books are usually so still... the most action they see is getting their pages flipped... but for one, beautiful moment... they get to go down a slide...

@dkvine.com i have a genius idea for a new donkey kong character. expresso, as everyone knows, is named that bc he loves to express himself (with his stylish sneakers, for example). so his evil counterpart a la screech would be named Represso

Xenoblade party members during a random encounter:

i've been possessed by the spirit of a stupid gayass lesbian who's influencing all my thoughts and actions :/

girls are sliding into my dms only to be repulsed by my freakish mutated arm

冬

finally found a dress i actually like :)

me in my perfect dreams

dog loves going to hell!

i really really really like this image

Challenging, unpleasant, and really really excellent. CW for detailed descriptions of gore. I don't want to say too much, if you can tolerate or enjoy a girl in pain, you should read Pinfeather. Its about the length of a movie and paced just as well, its free, it gave me a headache, go read it.

Sammy's Journal END -- #metroid Last one of these, for now - hope you liked them :)

incredible quote lol

from “human sexual activity”

that oomf who's lowkey doomed to spend an eternity tortured by unrelenting grief and despair

names of blades in xenoblade 2 that i could see belonging to a cunty transgender woman: obrona, poppi, brighid, theory, patroka, adenine, perun

*liking a photo of an anime girl with a fat ass with the wistful optimism of a shounen protagonist* someday I'll be able to handle all that. just you wait! 👊

Guy on the street was wearing a sweater with a picture of Goku captioned RUTHLESS, but Goku was merciful if he was anything.

if you're not fuckin with glasses girls, what ARE you fuckin with. what else could be so god damn important.

I love this image

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

[Norn held up her bloody palm. Elena looked down at it. There was so much blood. “I know it’s dirty, but please lay your hand on mine and promise me.” Norn said.] Elena recalling her oath to Norn in The Past Will Come Back As A Tidal Wave, drawn by @/pimxvilly on twitter! #unjustdepths

roller quad gal (2024)

See u next tomorrow

foxes have their holes, but i have nowhere to lay my head / i have nowhere to lay my head

Pascal the dog is here.

smoking weed out of one of the cow tools

i've never said a rude word to a TSA agent but i do use the power of negative energy to convey to them that i have little respect for the work they do

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

trans girl in her early 20s who watches all of homestar runner for the purposes of hitting on millennial trans women

Charles “Charlie” Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes

Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary

beware all humans you could be speaking to a wolf online they communicate using the telephone and computer

did anyone order an extremely niche pairing from 2007

Petting her fluffy winter coat🐕

It entails this, I think

JOI

[after tracking you down ten years later for our fated duel i am once again dissapointed to learn that you gave up walking the path of vengeance and just pay brothel girls that kind of look like me to roleplay fucking you after destroying your village]

Sakurai at the head of the table like he's introducing his shonen evil organization assembly of generals

no babe you're acting crazy i was just at the Barbershop for Faithful Men they're open really late

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked