first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts

Sayin was a clear half yard short??

Cannot believe 1 for Michigan did not get ejected there

Ohio State not beating the allegations

Hey FOX why are we doing sideline interviews 13 minutes after the hour?

It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight

Man I love the Egg Bowl

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@govpritzker.illinois.gov 37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois. This is assault.

This has been the most stressful Bama game in a long time

In the past calendar year, Kalen DeBoer is 2-0 against two-time national champ Kirby Smart and 5-5 against the rest of the Power 4 lol

The scrappy underdog crimson tide getting a tough road win

What an incredible weekend of college football. Fully lived up to expectations.

James Franklin losing on the biggest stage, Georgia losing to Alabama, there are some things that just don’t change no matter how crazy everything else gets around us

this is UTTERLY BIZARRE

Absolutely shocked that Pitt is up 17-0 right now

This USC Illinois game feels very much like Bret Bielema painting a tunnel entrance on a brick wall and Lincoln Riley driving headlong into it

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I mean it seems Brent Pry and Deshaun Foster were fired at the same time. @jasonkirk.fyi you must be the arbiter of who gets the most points.

what are the camera operators doing in Vegas

If you told me in 2013 that both Skyrim and GTA V wouldn’t have sequels before 2026, I’d have thought both companies went out of business

Bryson DeChambles, imo

"This is my son, MVP Baseball 2005."

We need to put inside the NBA to bed if we are just gonna do magic tricks instead of actually talking basketball during March Madness

"BANG... BANG" - Mike Breen's call of Bridges' game winner

BANG BANG!!!!!!!!! MIKAL BRIDGES FTW!

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Luka Dončić exists

Alex Len in the year of our lord 2025 is legit one of the worst NBA players I’ve ever watched

The Dallas Stars have signed Wyatt Johnston to a 5-year extension carrying an $8.4 million AAV, per Darren Dreger.

You must be flying Ticketmaster😔

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It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

Thought I was done with the Mavs after the last couple weeks...but damn do the players keep trying to pull me back. Impossible not to root for those guys.

On today's @lockedonrangers.bsky.social episode I discussed: ⚾ Pitchers and catchers reporting ⚾ What the Rangers need from their catchers ⚾ If Jonah Heim can bounce back from a rough 2024 📺 youtu.be/gh9jASjOvE4

Earth pregnant

Harlequin, by Pablo Picasso, 1923

Starter pack for us Mavs fans who are looking to make the jump to LA

Lotta rancid shit going on right now. But look at the Mets Spring Training Hat yall

Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)

The official beverage of my favorite sports team

This feeling as a Mavs fan... it's like you went on Twitter and that election dude tweeted "I've seen enough: a golden retriever named Michael Jackson is the 48th President of the United States." You're not awaiting new information, you're wondering when you died and why the afterlife has Twitter.

Woke up and the nightmare still happened. Insult to injury is us needing to ADD A PICK TO SEND OUT WHILE TRADING LUKA FUCKING Dončić