Legitimate jump scare.

It feels weird seeing aesthetics based on Windows Vista because, I apologize, but the OS wasn't all that pretty and it worked so bad lmao. I had it for many years and yeah.... nah, 0/10.

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own bunker, who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves.' The techbros will be the first to be torn to pieces by mobs if society collapses

In Catholic school I was told masturbation’s a sin. When I asked what it meant the teacher said “playing with yourself alone.” Naturally, I thought I’d go to hell for playing alone. I’m not surprised this article suggests porn problems are often a result of religiosity, rather than true addiction.

Before laser pointers we had to just point at the wall with a stick. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

this is arguing with people in the quotes but there's no length a book "should" be. some need to be short. others need to be long. and a long book is not a failure of editing, because the goal of editing is not inherently to make something short

The Criminal

NOISE BOYS BACK ALRIGHT 🕺

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the funniest thing about this is that those of us who grew up in the divide all have a bunch of pre-cell phone numbers memorized and almost none afterwards I know the home phone numbers of two of my childhood best friends from thirty years ago and none of the cell numbers of my college friends

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Learning p5.js week two: Marching Squares #development #p5js #learning #learning-p5js kulugary.neocities.org/blog/learnin...

Hello!!! This week I bring you a new Let's Play of Cooking Simulator: Shelter DLC!! With a very Halloween spirit, we are working with Mutants at the Stelder Camp! youtu.be/br1SiYAGGmE Tags: #CookingSimulator #Gaming #IndieGame #CookingGame #PCGaming #Youtube #LetsPlay #NoCommentary #Silent

big burger head

speak of the fish and he appears

Some of the arrogant assholes on this app need to have whole humble pie, for fucks sake. Have some shame, or just go away with your friends and do something, leave us the rest of us out of it. In Silence, no need to make people feel ashamed because "they are not at your level". Assholes.

🧠 Be a sentient raccoon. 🦹 Obey the urge to do crime. 🗑️ Eat trash to gain power. 💎 Collect Shiny for your evergrowing Horde. 🦝 Live that best trash panda life! 🎲 Fast playing Motif d6 system. 👇 Start your quest of chaos today! www.drivethrurpg.com... #TTRPG #IndieGame

Learning p5.js week one: Paper marbling algorithm #blog-post #development #p5js #learning #learning-p5js kulugary.neocities.org/blog/learnin...

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

This is so pathetic. This is giving John Barron vibes (Rumpy used the name “John Barron” to call into talk shows and tell good stories about himself pretending to be someone else)… finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-...

As silly as this is, it's horrifying. A so-called "news" network literally fabricating people to produce fascist propaganda. The thing their viewers don't get is that THEY are being lied to as well. Although scarily they probably don't care.

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

Posture checkpoint! 📸 BAREThisInMind

@bethanyblack.bsky.social said she taught herself economics after seeing so many financial news stories that simply didn’t make sense to her so she had to understand them better and it turns out she was right to start with and the economy simply does not make any sense

I asked how she was and my colleague said these are scary times, so I said I agree with all the horrid things happening in the world these certainly are very scary times, but in response she pointed to a bowl of candy on her desk and simply said: I meant it’s October

When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

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It's not too late to RSVP for our Know Your Rights training tonight: aclu.org/KYRtraining_oct6

the genius ceo of the world's hottest tech company here offers the stunning business insight that openai will "have to somehow make money"

Even if you're starting your transition, take photos. You're gonna want them. This may be a long journey, but one day you're looking in the mirror and realise "Hey, I don't hate the person looking back" and seeing how far you've come can really help. I'm not where I want to be but I'm getting there

De collor theme of de dey is ORANJ #cats #orangecats #catsofbluesky

Portland never stops being Portland.

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools. Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in. Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right. Subscribe to support our journalism.

We wanted to understand Democratic Socialists of America. So we talked to two old guys who voted for Trump. (Yes, this is literally the article.)

I like to ignore the fact that Mondays happen one a week #KittyLoafMonday #BlueSkyCats #CatsOfBlueSky #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily #Cats #CatWorldDomination

Tylenol is NOT linked to autism: “What one person who isn’t a trained scientist or physician believes should not get the same weight as what scientific evidence has found through rigorous study.” Also please stop demonizing autistic people. Autistics > fascists. www.thetriangle.org/news/drexel-...

Swedish activist Greta Thunberg raised her fist as she and about 160 other Global Sumud Flotilla participants arrived in Greece to roaring cheers. Crowds welcomed them after their release from illegal Israeli detention. Greta later addressed supporters — her remarks are below.

She called out world leaders for sitting by and watching a live-streamed genocide without taking action.

Mid morning purr break