is this anything? 📽️

my kingdom for a hair tie

flat earthers but for wine going in red and coming out yellow

darwin called that demise of the thiccest

i only buy the sumo orange with the most deranged chode

how do butts decide poop or fart?

feels like a lifetime ago i wrote this but also like yesterday RIP TRVE 💀

Don’t call the new concentration camp in Florida by the evil nickname they gave it and don’t call the spending bill by the stupid fucking winking term. Don’t do their branding for them Jesus fucking Christ.

F1 is such a precise, finely-tuned blockbuster machine - one without a franchise/IP, too - that it's kind of a shame that it's not being celebrated more. This is the kind of film we used to get excited about when we were kids and lament that no one is making nowadays. So here it is.

did this thing would be different yesterday will be different tomorrow

🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands. Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵

i've watched this approx. 1000 times today and can't not chuckle

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

a violinist played God Only Knows as my wife and i walked the aisle hand in hand i have no memory of that moment other than bliss because everything was such a blur but i have a distinct memory of hearing the violinist warming up and i’ll be damned if it isn’t the most perfect song ever RIP brian

great news, folks: we got a new How I'd Fix Atlanta essay coming on Thursday it's written by @ruwaromman.bsky.social and i'm so excited to share it with you do me a favor and tell everyone you know to subscribe right now hurry go go go: how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io

RIP tony - seven years

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

here’s the thing - fuck every cop ice / police / sheriffs / national guard / the whole lot every single one can eat a dick

the red sea demands bodies

@austinlouisray.bsky.social and @olporch.bsky.social and i have reached the 27th iteration of our group chat name please clap

Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.

To all the trans men who need to hear it, it is totally okay to be a man. Testosterone does not make you evil. Transitioning doesn't make you a traitor to feminism. It's not internalized misogyny. Most men are good people, even if the bad ones get the most attention. You are good.

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE WAS JUST NOW WHEN PEARL JAM WAS BLASTING THROUGH A COVER OF “ROCKIN IN THE FREE WORLD” AND THE JUMBOTRON CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON A GUY UP FRONT WHOSE SHIRT READ “JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE”

A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year.

For the FT, I wrote an essay about why the daily experience of the Internet keeps getting worse, tipping us into madness and conflict. I gather ideas about slop, enshittification, and dead internet theory under what I call "the hostile Internet." www.ft.com/content/5d06...

This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field

gonna start saying “thank you for your attention to this matter” every time i flush the toilet

an absolute nonsense string of words that somehow is 100% true just had wow bao at the dulles pizza hut bar

total clarity here from @edwardluce.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/4c4b...

this post brought to you by six two hearteds and the masters

new biz pitch: twelve hearted commentating* *me and my wife each have three bells two hearteds and provide live coverage of all big sporting events

lmao

It's gonna be so funny when Jason Isaacs puts on the Blue Devil mascot costume and starts gunning down all the guests at the White Lotus

when a child-bearing lady follows me on this website

watching ken chang toss out banger shitposts on linkedin evokes the exact same feeling as watching mike trout put up 10 WAR seasons on the Angels

can y’all believe that @edsbs.bsky.social wrote an essay so powerful it rendered the Braves unable to win a single game ever again wow

it's working

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there’s something so enchantingly beautiful about one man saying “i’m going to throw this ball as hard as i can” and another guy with a bat saying “the fuck you are”

it’s the end of march so here’s where i’m at album-wise for the year

define your music taste in six (6) artists: 1. dr. john 2. high rise 3. talking heads 4. mariah carey 5. nas 6. jason molina

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

here i am settling in for a lovely little lunch alongside @sheaserrano.bsky.social’s first GOOD MOVIE and all of a sudden i’m catching strays damn

this kino lorber sale took me out of the game for a minute

they should sign him because their pitching staff is trash

the best thing about CLEguardians.tv is that i can listen to the WTAM 1100 audio feed with tom hamilton perfectly synced up with the video stream

Since it's Opening Day, might as well post the greatest opening to a baseball movie ever. Randy Newman FTW. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0g...

How would @edsbs.bsky.social fix Atlanta? There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team. It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever. how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-...