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Soup so hard.
#FreeJesse
20 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Hey Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…. I know my guy
@austinlouisray.bsky.social
fired off a killer joke while recording your most recent episode, but you’re afraid of letting anyone be more charming than your Guy.
#ReleasetheAustinCut
you cowards.
11 months ago
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D*o.t_s>k°y
12 months ago
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Shout out to tuna salad sandwiches. Eat it haters.
12 months ago
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Yeah I’m jackin’ it….. PEPPERjackin it. (Cheese that is)
12 months ago
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Less pasta salad more coleslaw, tbh.
about 1 year ago
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We need some kind of federal regulation so record companies clearly identify what is Side A of a record and what is Side B.
about 1 year ago
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your internet pal austie
about 1 year ago
How would
@edsbs.bsky.social
fix Atlanta? There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team. It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever.
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/how-spencer-...
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I would love a Kraft single right now.
about 1 year ago
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Shout out to allspice.
about 1 year ago
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Someone give whoever invented the weighted blanket a raise.
about 1 year ago
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Willie Fitzgerald
almost 3 years ago
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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Great news, everyone. YouTube has uncensored episodes of Kitchen Nightmares.
about 1 year ago
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All states should require license plates on the fronts of cars. What are we doing?
about 1 year ago
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I bet AV professionals are very good at trivia.
about 1 year ago
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As an enthusiastic amateur, it’s nice when you do well on your pour over.
about 1 year ago
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I bet I watch THAT live Silver Springs video at least once a week.
about 1 year ago
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Robyn is great.
about 1 year ago
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Longtime Gurf Morlix guy.
about 1 year ago
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At a bar where I ordered a fiddyfiddy martini. The bartender asked me “half olive juice?” This dirty martini shit is out of control.
about 1 year ago
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Honestly if you write a song and call it ”Dreams”, you better be pretty confident in yourself.
about 1 year ago
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The best part of pot roast are the carrots.
about 1 year ago
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Bulls games need more Rufus.
about 1 year ago
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Faye Webster ass weather today.
about 1 year ago
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My phone just autocorrected a poorly spelled “barrage” to “Baratheon”.
about 1 year ago
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Parker Molloy
about 1 year ago
Nothing but respect for MY president
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@kastranec.bsky.social
that’s right
over 2 years ago
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Always can go for a radish.
about 1 year ago
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I love the NBA.
about 1 year ago
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This airplane smells like a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich and I’m not angry at it.
about 1 year ago
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It’s been all down hill since we abandoned CD jukeboxes.
about 1 year ago
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I'm the "stay warm" guy. Grabbing some tacos... "Stay warm." Getting out of my Lyft.... "Stay warm." Hitting the corner store for a mid day sparkling water... "Stay warm." Stay warm skeeters.
about 1 year ago
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Spooky Sara (spring madness edition)
about 1 year ago
good morning
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Currently sitting at the Musicbox during intermission of the brutalist. Here’s my take… popcorn is great, movie popcorn is not. I would personally love a kettle chip right now.
about 1 year ago
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Keeping it soft today.
tidal.com/track/232666...
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Richard Marx - Should've Known Better
Listen to Should've Known Better on your streaming service
https://tidal.com/track/2326665?u
about 1 year ago
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Brutalismbot
about 1 year ago
Brutalist KFC
r/brutalism
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK
about 1 year ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Never depend on anyone else for soup. Depend on yourself.
over 1 year ago
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I like this. This is great. Gonna be a Philly soul day tomorrow.
youtu.be/tXVP279pSmc?...
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New Edition perform tribute to The Spinners | 2023 Induction Ceremony
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
https://youtu.be/tXVP279pSmc?si=NH_CURG1Pg7vB-yz
over 1 year ago
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Overcast Phoebe Bridgers ass day.
over 1 year ago
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In Nebraska, afterwards, we were read “Night of the Twisters”, which message was a series of tornadoes were coming for us sooner or later.
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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I am going to eat a whole Jack’s Pizza tonight. With A LOT of fish sauce.
over 1 year ago
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Got a real bad case if the ol don’t wanna go out but don’t want to stay home.
over 1 year ago
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Patrick Monahan
over 2 years ago
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“you’ll be visited by three spirits” the three spirits:
over 1 year ago
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Terence Lau
over 1 year ago
It is a gift
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Patrick Monahan
over 1 year ago
Not sure anything else in Christmas music hits as hard as the run in “O Holy Night” starting with “FALL ON YOUR KNEES”
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All I want if Xmas is an adaptation of the Christmas Carol directed by Peter Jackson, featuring the cast of Succession. Hashtag Scrooge Cox.
over 1 year ago
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