My response to Eric Swalwell. And trust me this is as sincere as I can be.

This is exactly right.

JFC

“Most of life is just ordinary. You have to learn how to be happy there.” ~ Michelle Obama Be okay when it’s quiet. Be okay when it’s hard. You’re still here. #SheShed

I’m very proud of my wife for sharing the details she did. I’m disgusted by all of it. She found herself in one of those moments where she didn’t care what she lost if it helped one other person. The reality is the truth don’t care who tells it, but she told it. Love you @allysammarco.bsky.social

If there is a state with greater scenic beauty than Oregon, I haven’t seen it. Mountains, high desert, Pacific, Hood, Columbia, Portland — it’s just spectacular. I don’t want to spoil anything for residents, but it’s a truly underrated state. I’m lucky to have married into it.

West Coast is the best coast.

ARTEMIS II: SPLASHDOWN! Welcome home, astronauts! youtube.com/live/_veRvxj...

Donald Trump endorses Viktor Orban of Hungary. Here’s hoping ETTD stands. 🍿

So ICE can use racial profiling based on white supremacy to justify their detainment of humans without as probable cause but even more humans in the US can’t just take the history and facts of Watergate as political profiling of the GOP? Get the fuck out of here.

Good night from the Willamette Valley in Oregon. Taken from my drone, Jacqueline minutes ago.

Fucking nailed it!!!!!

Ya. ❤️🫂💋🙏🏼

60 seconds of Zen

Fuck the Confederacy. And fuck anyone and everyone who holds their flag close to heart. Fuck your heritage, learn shame.

All of this. Over oil. OIL‼️ Deep millennial sigh. The climate crisis will render Earth uninhabitable during GenZ’s lifetime. Great work, White America.

"... the treatment of heroes in the Iliad and the Odyssey is one of our earliest warnings against egoism and relying too much on ‘big men’. Each epic explains the separation between the worlds of gods and mortals and why heroes are also bad for us." neoskosmos.com/en/2026/04/0...

Facts.

Any Friday when you’re getting nailed is a Good Friday.

Mitch 🐢 is still alive?

Evangelicals threatening to toss my soul into an eternity doing all the naughty things I like doing on Earth versus spending an eternity singing choir songs to some insecure and carelessly cruel divine being isn't really the flex they think it is. 🔥

A lot of truth right here.👇

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

scotus hasn’t been real or legitimate since obama was blocked from naming a judge 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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😳 Oliviah Edwards is 6'3 She cleared the rim enough to kinda throw it down a lil bit

It’s 2026. This isn’t new information.

*snort laugh* 🍿

In his @status.news newsletter @oliverdarcy.bsky.social reports the White House got Getty to delete this photo (from a Thanksgiving White House PHOTO-OP STUNT) because Karoline Leavitt was offended It ran only in a Swiss newspaper. It would be a shame if you retweeted and Streisanded it

BREAKING: GENERAL STRIKE The economy only works if we do. Friday, May 1 🚫No work 🚫No school 🚫No shopping You in? 🤚🏽

Impossible to imagine that scotus didn't think Citizens United would deliver fascism. It was so obvious it must have been intentional.

Such simple beings. It’s a miracle they can sometimes put a toilet seat down with all this thinking.

Bitch behavior.

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

Please everyone repost Samantha’s post 👇

Because the US let too many of them in during the 1930s.

Listen, I'm glad he's calling these assholes out. But he has been a republican in Congress since 2012. For him to tweet this now like it JUST started happening in his party is completely fucking clueless. jfc Bullshit and blindsight is somehow a gop requirement.

Looking for someone to oust Fetterman? His name is Conor Lamb and he should've won the first time. 2028 can't come soon, enough!

I'm pretty open-minded about sex, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.

I don't want to hear any jokes tomorrow about you men having sex for more than an hour. The only thing lasting longer tonight is the myth.

FACTS. But I still do it.

Stevie Wonder at the homegoing memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson: "This nation needs to overcome whatever fear that keeps us protecting child traffickers. Children must be protected across party lines. The innocent knows no politics. Please don't be distracted." Thank you, Stevie! BRAVO!!!

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real life or a leak of tonight SNL's cold open? You decide

The illiterate wraparound-Oakleys enthusiast Trump just put in charge of the Dept of Homeland Security (ICE, CBP, FEMA) is the only senator without a college degree. And White America truly believes Affirmative Action handed jobs to un- or under-qualified Black ppl instead of more deserving whites.

Talarico’s primary supporters need to get out of Black folks’ comments and start doing the work for the nominee. There was a lot of targeting of Black women during the primary. So here we are. It didn’t worry you then, so why worry now? Move the fuck on & help him build bridges if that’s the plan.

US GOVT: Iran is run by religious fanatics SAME US GOVT: THIS IS A MISSION FROM GOD AND ITS IN THE BIBLE ME; STFU

I said this a while ago but it bears repeating: The U.S. right is fully captured by a) christian fascist accelerationists seeking to start the Biblical Apocalypse, & b) those actively manipulating (a) for profit. Everything they claim to care about will last only so long as it serves (a) or (b).

We’re going back to the Crusades. Out of all the periods of history to go back to, it’s this one? Fucking lunatics.