my mom gave me some of her maple bourbon to try and wow that's fantastic

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

i love it when boel forge is around. yes dear outcunt your husband at every turn we love you for it.

oh, i'm going neon on the night-time, oh, what a time to be alive

looks like i'll be here a bit more since tumblr's ceo is so comitted to harassing trans women that he's enshittified the website

man cries into a pie

i got fucking locked out again

me when i forget bluesky exists every time im doomering

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life I love you all I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Me when my friends and family on fb make those AI pics.

11 years ago today, Taylor Swift released “Style.”

part-time soulmate, full-time problem

american idiot, verse 2:

This team, man…

Fucker Bowl

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

the team owned by a woman, Jody Allen, with no known contributions or ties to Trump, winning over a team owned by a man who has not only donated to him but has been photographed by his side and shows up in the Epstein files was the only outcome i was accepting tonight.

The Seattle Seahawks have won #SuperBowlLX, defeating the New England Patriots (29-13).

Lmao the Marshawn commercial right after the win. He waited years for that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LFGGGGGG!!! 🔥 Congratulations, Seahawks!!

SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

my phone died but i had a pink pony club dance party with my mom after the game and i am nowhere near tired

everything is lit but my lightning bolt brain

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS LIKE WE SHOULDVE BEEN FUCK IM SOBBING

the refs should die

We owe the existence of the modern half time show to Black people.

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

THIS IS FOR 10 YEAR OLD ME

ACAB includes Ring cameras, ppl.

EVERYBODY VOTE FOR THE KICKER

if i see another goddamn ai commercial im turning off the wifi

i really wanted to 49ers these assholes

TOUCHDOWN BABY

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

what a shot

We're with Bad Bunny: We'll never stop demanding better for our communities.

i gotta say matthew broderick doing an ai commercial is a real bummer as someone who chose the middle name ferris

The only thing more powerful than hate is love.

fuck im crying that was so lovely

i didn't think anybody could top kendrick but this is getting very close

LADY GAGA?????

The Seahawks lead 9-0 against the Patriots at Halftime. #SuperBowl

got my seattle shirt on & im shaking my ass

tumblr is down what am i supposed to do with myself

no thoughts just this pic

come down, come down from your holy mountain