Sometimes, I get so scared that he'll end up dying peacefully and painlessly in his own bed.

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE. They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

Okay, this Alex Pretti video is making me feel like I'm losing my damn mind. It really looks like AI to me. The Ford logo disappears and the physics looks all wrong. But all of these news outlets are verifying that it's real. Am I delusional? I'm feeling like I'm being gaslit right now.

So... Do we still have the 2nd Amendment, or nah?

Please help my friend Sierra get gender-affirming surgery. gofund.me/deeb40c01

Damn, Roll20 is having a server error right before I'm about to run my game today. #D&D #Roll20 #TTRPG

ICE aren't cops. They have no jurisdiction over U.S. citizens. "But they're federal agents!" USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.

ICE aren't cops. They have no jurisdiction over U.S. citizens. "But they're federal agents!" USPS is a federal agency, but I wouldn't have to comply if a goddamn mailman told me to get out of my car.

Damn, I kinda hate being an American lately. It sucks knowing the rest of the world hates us. Some of the most stereotypically polite people on the planet would probably punch me in the face on principle, and I'd just have to shrug and say "Yeah, that's fair."

I hope that Venezuela kicks the shit out of us. I'm not sorry. All good soldiers should disobey and go AWOL.

I am simply asking for less obvious metaphors at this point.

I saw a video the other day and I really wish I could find it now because it made me smile, and I want to save it to watch it whenever I'm feeling sad. It was of an ICE agent being arrested by local police. He was being belligerent and the cop said "Stop resisting or you're getting tased."

I wish upon you all that you wish upon immigrants. May all that you want for them be done to you.

When Trump dies, they should charge $20 to piss on his grave, and use the money to fund education and healthcare for every American, forever.

At this point, I hope that the next country the U.S. goes to war against absolutely wrecks our shit. I'm not even kidding. We have it coming.

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

Today, I'm proud to be a Californian, and less ashamed to be an American. Today is a good day.

The world has made me so fucking cynical that, at this point, the best case scenario is that we can make ourselves go extinct without taking all of nature with us.

I report with great regret and remorse that we ended tonight's #Pathfinder session with the party alchemist drowning in my rogue's piss. Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.

My rogue just rolled a nat 1 on a Con save while drinking and got fuckin BLASTED from one beer. #D&D

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Cartoon by John Deering.

My co worker is being charged $33,000 for the medication that she needs to live. So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10. America is such a fucking joke.

So I guess I'm... Accidentally writing a novel? Am I a writer now? I have no idea how this happened but I'm suddenly in the middle of chapter 18, and I'm scared and confused.

He-Man is a Magical Girl anime. Change my mind.

A while back, my players in my homebrew D&D campaign found a minor magic item. Just for fun, I decided to start writing a little lore blurb about the item, and I ended up writing a little bit more than I initially meant to. I just finished writing chapter 15 today. #D&D

Warlock: "I rolled a 21 to hit the Mimic." Me: "You hit the Mimic right in the chest." #D&D

Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?

My #D&D players found a magic item, and I decided that I wanted to write a little lore blurb about it for them to read, as a little extra backstory. 12 chapters later, I've realized that I might be getting a little carried away.

There's something mildly surreal about using a wet wipe to clean your own blood off of a high schooler's hands after he's done kicking your ass. Ah, the joys of working in special education.

It's 9/11 eve, don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for George W. Bush tonight.

Charlie Kirk once said that "empathy is a made up, new age term that does a lot of damage." Therefore, I believe that the most respectful way to honor his death is by not giving a single fuck.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

It's hard not to feel hopeless about the world lately.

This is a spicy spam and rice snack from a convenience store. It is also the name of my next D&D character.

One like and I'll TPK my #Starfinder players tonight.

The last time the whole world prayed this hard for one man's demise, he ended up shooting himself in an underground shelter in Berlin.

I love working with kids, but I hate that constantly being sick is just a normal part of it. I JUST got over Covid a couple weeks ago (for the eighth time!) and now I have a damn cold.

My D&D games keep getting canceled because people keep getting sick. I blame RFK Jr. He's ruining D&D.

Stratocracy - rule by military leaders Technocracy - rule by the most technically qualified Theocracy - rule by religion But is there a term for a form of government where power is held by the kindest and most compassionate?

Boss: "Can I see you in my office?" Me: (wearing a ninja costume) "You can try."

I know people are excited about the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president, but hear me out: instead of that, he could become the FIRST president of the independent nation of California. #CalExit

Try to imagine a 100% heterosexual vampire. It's weird, right? Like, imagine spending all of eternity just being straight.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

The label on my pants may say relaxed straight, but deep down, I am anxious bisexual.

If more Dems were as savage as our governor, we might not be in the mess we're in.