Ramen scrunchies sew up before your noodles are done

We cannot exclude the possibility that the President had purchased rocket skates in order to catch children to molest

Beast, or the 120 million subscribers of Gamorra

people unable to pay for health insurance means a lot of people will die needlessly but it also means fewer people will be paying into insurance pools, price increases in insurance, which means fewer people dying needlessly but it also means fewer people will be paying into insurance pools, price i-

It’s hard to put my thoughts into words at this moment

www.thesun.co.uk/news/3839365... I wonder why we gave 20 billion dollars to Argentina to bail them out

i looked up his profile on linkedin and it's so much worse than i expected

I come to bury Charlie, not to praise him. But what a guy, he fought so hard for us against the fake…Senators. Can you believe what’s happened here, wow

Thank you Mr.President for this solemn and sacred Charlie Kirk Memorial Extravaganza

Charlie has made his Super Bowl LX prediction! I won't tell you who it is though, I'll let the man speak for himself.

In response to a question about how to solve the polarization that is tearing the world apart, Pope Leo raised the problem of the growing gap between CEO and worker pay. Nice to have a new ally on this front! Full interview: cruxnow.com/vatican/2025...

Utah, 09/10/2025

Everyone gets one prediction, maybe 2. None of the GOP’s leftist trans antifascists in the media shit. Mine? Mormon extremist approached by the Angel Moroni with golden plate carriers and a gun. That’s number 1, weird false flag is my backup

Putting my money on Mormon extremist with a manifesto about the white horse prophecy

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

When you nut but keep strokin

Not to sound crazy, but this wouldn’t be the first person killed to cover up some Epstein crimes while Trump was in office 😘

say what you will but there’s been a lot of bangers out there today

Breaking news: Nation mood sours as President discovered alive

it must be hard to run a country when the whole population gets hit with the men in black memory erasing device every 4 years

“It depends if you look Hispanic.” From Forbes: www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...

Congressional Republicans are sending Trump’s Big Ugly Bill to his desk—and Illinois isn’t ready for what’s coming. This cruel legislation will gut food assistance, healthcare, and public school funding across the country. Governor Pritzker: call a legislative session. Illinois must prepare—now.

Demoolition Man (1993)

Love this story from Justin's Lloyd's Jim Varney biography about how Varney landed a deal with Touchstone Pictures because his ride on a pace car at the 1985 Indianapolis 500 dwarfed an appearance from Mickey Mouse.

Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress: "They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"

Between Big Gov and Chicago Pope we have Illinois powers at all time levels right now. Not even Obama or Ditka could top this. Make your move @govpritzker.illinois.gov the stars have aligned and the time is now for the khan of the midwest to rise

Had a golf ball sized benign growth removed from my back and I cannot get comfortable to save my soul

Americas starter Pokémon

Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

WOW. One of the Venezuelans whom Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw

David Hogg, a controversial Democratic National Committee vice chair, is pledging to upend Democratic primaries by funding candidates who will challenge “ineffective, asleep-at-the-wheel” Democrats. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

At least the first scene does

I've been looking for this cartoon from the Non-Partisan Leader for years; it used to be on display in the NPL exhibit at the heritage center before the redesign. Also found this intense Santa in the profile pic in a Baer Cartoon.

Who's ready for market opening tomorrow?

#BREAKING: 5-4 Court, with Barrett joining the three Dem. appointees in dissent *vacates* Chief Judge Boasberg’s temporary restraining orders in the Alien Enemy Act cases. Judicial review must be available, Court holds, but has to come through habeas petitions: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

To prove that we can replace knowledge workers with AI , the White House fired most of the federal workforce and put ChatGPT in charge of our trade policy. Hopefully this godforsaken thing collapses quickly before more people get hurt.

Oh Brexit was the most catastrophic move by a former superpower? Get fucked Britcucks, USA USA USA

anyway, this is Curtis Yarvin talking expressly about the motivation underlying the Trump Pentagon's shift to drone-centric warfare: they want a cryptographically verifiable thousand-year reich which excludes the possibility of popular revolt or democracy forever.