New Big Ship Stuck!

Absolutely howling. Whoever wrote this is absolutely hanging onto the last of their sanity with the most tenuous of grasps and the next sov citizen to get in touch will absolutely get in the neck. Can I buy them a drink?

Dan and Phil's video yesterday was a fantastic deep dive into the impact of parasocial relationships, internalised homophobia and trauma responses, and how the internet has changed over the last 16 years. It also slightly shocked me to hear Dan openly acknowledge "heart eyes howell" as a Thing.

Do I know that this is actually about the Minecraft Movie? Yes. Does it actually look like the dancers have been dropping some serious Drugs? Yes. Yes it does. #SCD

"Be More Johannes" is a Motto I can get behind #strictly

That Was Fantastic. #Scd

mentally, I am still here. #scd #strictly

That was great and also Alex really suits that hairstyle and I adore her. #scd

That was fantastic! Go Ellie!! #scd

OK Ross time. I love him but now He Who Shall Be Forgotten is gone it is probably his time. #scd

Ivor (3) was watching me charge something up using a USB C cable, and he asked if he could plug it in, and I said sure, and he asked which way up it goes, and I was able to proudly say “IVOR IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH WAY UP IT GOES AND THAT IS AN EXAMPLE OF HUMAN PROGRESS”

When you see people from the -1hr 50 bit complaining about how winter is so dark all the time and you live in the -2hr 40 bit....

Life goals... 😂

Oh good He is gone. Now I won't need to keep skipping sections of the show. #SCD

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

Let's be clear: this is the result of deliberate political choices to make accessing trans healthcare substantially impossible. It's what Streeting and his ilk want.

Is Nikita in the process of dealing with building works at the moment? #scd

From Visit Scotland dot com to Visit Wales dot com <3 #SCD #Strictly

Lewis Capaldi on Graham Norton this evening is spectacular, so far he's said cunt, fuck, and has spilled all the details of his new EP against the wishes of his management lol

As I suspected adding Lewis Capaldi to the couch has added an extra layer of chaos. I adore him.

Everyone is celebrating the work and mourning the loss of Patricia Routledge and rightly so, but I've seen little acknowledgement of her Hetty Wainthropp series - so here she is about to investigate. RIP Patricia. A true national treasure.

We are only about 5 minutes into this week's Graham Norton and I can already tell that the sofa this week is going to be fun.

Hey @forgiveninasong.bsky.social I saw one tiktok and now I feel I need to ask if you, as my Person in Germany, can explain where this whole "Eat Pudding with a Fork" thing came from?!?

That was better than some of the people who have had Significanty Longer to learn their dances!! #ScD

Whoever paired Aljaz and La Voix together: Well Done. #SCD

Impressed by George, especially for a non dancer for Week 1! #scd

Fantastic for Week 1 and for someone who is in her 60s! #scd

Not horrendous for Week 1 but I can already tell that "chunky rugby player" and "sense of rhythm" are not currently compatible things. #scd

Got my performance review.

Can we also stop supplying weapon parts to Israel, suspend trade and impose a sports and cultural boycott to try and ensure there's a Palestine left to recognise?

People’s Front of Judea?

People have a lot of questions about how my vessel, the Fuck You Poseidon I'm On Fresh Water, sank with all hands

The third best way to do research is to look things up online. The second best way to do research is to reach out to an expert in the field. But the best and fastest way to do research is to confidently post an incorrect take on the topic, go get a drink, come back and refresh your mentions.

Yes

Always repost cheesecake boat

to the tune of pink pony club:

This is how I get abducted.

"The Luftwaffe wasn't as invincible as you think," runs the clickbait. Does anybody actually think that? Because - and spoiler alert if you don't know how WW2 ends - history records that they were bloody well vinced by the end of it.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I may end up dead, but my murder will be very well investigated.

me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog

with 100% absolute sincerity, there may come a time when this is the thought that keeps you going until tomorrow, and also if we started wearing this on t-shirts I wouldn't say no

There’s some of the best sounding museums in the quote tweets here.

Proof the hillfort was already in use before the arrival of the Stay-Tab People in 1989. Archeologists still argue whether this was genuine migration and invasion, or whether their distinct drinking vessels and clothing (shellsuits) were simply new technologies being adopted by local tribes.

Reminder that you can and should still sign this petition demanding the repeal of the Online Safety Act. A huge example of government overreach which can and will be used to persecute minorities, especially LGBTQ people under the guise of "child safety" petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

Damnit. Farewell the king of satire variety.com/2025/music/o... Tom Lehrer Dead: Influential Musical Satirist of '50s and '60s Was 97

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

It is so nice to know I am not alone in my inability to slice bread. Also for all Fellow Left Handed People Out There: Knifes which are serrated for Left Hand use make a difference.