What the fuck is this shit

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

Hunty B's got jokes

No matter *how* you use it You cannot erase the objective fact that "LLMs/AI" only exist from stealing the efforts/work of millions of Human Beings who created all manner of Words & Images with their Human Brains Every Creative who opts to voluntarily use this "tech" is condoning that theft

Happy Pride 🌈

Gritty for president

Ok this is a truly great tweet

thread of pedophiles trying to get a guy canceled for being ableist and right-wing bc he doesn't support their pedophile anime 👇

Truly remarkable

everyone thought they weren’t releasing the DNC 2024 report because they didn’t want to admit palestine effected the election but it turns out they didn’t release it because the 1 person who actually worked on it used chatgpt to fake the report in its entirety

I donated to ONE Democratic candidate this year because she was my close personal friend. Everyone else begging me for $15 got told I wasn't giving them a fucking dime till this report was released. Well it's released and it's absolute gobbledygook nonsense.

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

Blocking any and all accounts that pretend pet ownership is equivalent to parenting a human child today ✌️

suddenly im t4t

You show me a man in his 70s who had an injury to his ear that healed cleanly with no marks in one week and I'll believe anything you tell me.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Watching anti trump people share around this CLEARLY FAKE AI IMAGE like it's real is going to burst a blood vessel in my brain and finally send me to my sweet oblivion. Yall think you're so much smarter than the MAGA people. And yet, here you are.

There's two shows right now based in Saint Louis, tiny wife and David Harbour's dead, and I'm really happy they both go out of their way to call it a shithole 🥰

BREAKING: A guy who you never heard of who helped Trump do a very illegal thing 6 years ago has faced one (1) consequence.

Butlerian Jihad time

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

"Wow, Satan is finally making sense!" "How am I agreeing with the actual devil?" "Let's all just believe Satan has had a real change of heart and is saying all of this is good faith!" You fucking dummies

Imagine devoting your life to perfecting the seatbelt but stipulating only white, land owning men are allowed to use them. This post is about the founding fathers.

"I'd prefer to go back to the quiet, polite fascism that I could comfortably ignore!"

Incredible things happening on LibSky

Once again, for the people in the back: If you watch the new Harry Potter series you are directly funding trans genocide. Have fun with that!

We are absolutely fucking cooked. The comments on this wildly obvious AI slop video make me want to peel my face off

Anyone who isn't at least allowing the possibility that this was a fake assassination attempt is, at this point, willfully in denial. I understand MAGA's willful denial, I just don't understand the Lib's denial.

What if, when this is all over, instead of hanging or guillotine or whatever, we did a piss throw. We line them up, maybe 4 hours a day, and we can all get in line (I'm envisioning a lottery system where you can reserve dates)

Vouching for Jo. Jo can be trusted. Boosting this.

It's Primary Election Day in Illinois, with a major Senate seat and crucial House seats on the ballot. If you're an Illinois voter, I urge you to reject the failed centrism of the past — and vote for Democrats who will actually fight for something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQzG_TrhyrY

This is what it sounds like when a politician actually believes what they are telling you, and actually wants to do good. Compare this to what every corporate centrist quisling Dem says. It's incredible.

Here are the complete DOGE depositions in the MLA-ACLS-AHA lawsuit that were taken down off of YouTube yesterday. I uploaded them to archive dot org. archive.org/details/adam...

I'm listening to Bill Bryson tell me how a bad flu would knock us flat footed and I'm starting to get worried until I remember The Body was from 2019 and the deadly pandemic he was predicting already happened.

I heard Trump took a bad shit this morning, to distract from the Epstein files. Then later he ate steak with ketchup, to distract from the Epstein files. The he did a bunch of stuff he was going to do anyway, obviously to distract from the Epstein files.

Fuck yeah brother! If those little girls didn't want to be blown to bits while trying to get an education they shouldn't have brought all those nuclear weapons to school with them.

The duality of bluesky

This war is dumb and illegal

Watch one (1) episode of Heated Rivalry and suddenly I'm considering romancing Alex in Stardew. I'm so sorry Abigail.

And that's why we invaded Venezuela.

I actually think it's good that The Onion can keep posting the same exact headlines for a quarter century and they're still extremely relevant. That's probably a good sign about the progress of our culture, right? Right?

So courage. Much accountability. Buck stop here.

i know the situation in kansas right now is dangerous and terrifying. that said, i'm hoping to speak to someone who's had their license invalidated. i will do absolutely everything to protect your anonymity and maintain your safety. i can be reached securely via signal at marisakabas.04

After the first minute the first Democrat stands up and starts shouting the names on the Epstein list. Democrat is dragged out by security. Speech resumes. A minute later another Democrat stands up and starts shouting. The cycle continues until the end. That's something they could have done.

Which is certainly why they're not releasing that report

Did trivia last night and named the team "The Dow" and every time they announced scores we screamed that we WERE OVER FIFTY THOUSAND and everybody hated us but that's showbiz baby