From what I understand if I don't know who this ding-dong is, this ad "isn't FOR [me]," and honestly that's fine, because a: i hate ads so thank you for not targeting me and b: I don't ever WANT to be targeted with the phrase, "GOATed in the sauce."

Oh god that dumb motherfucker is in office until 2031, how goddamn depressing

I'm a Kaine constituent and I approve this message.

AMERICA, THEYDIES AND GENTLETHEM.

BUT WHAT ABOUT FRAUD MY dear gentle motherfuckers, I spent SIX MONTHS trying to cancel my Medicaid including leaving my caseworker several messages with name, ID number and last 4 of SSN and they STILL didn't turn it off until they couldn't renew it BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ON MY COMPANY'S

In my head.... CALIFORNIA GIRLS, THEY'RE SO MANIACAL something something something THE STABBING DON'T STOP

This is poetry.

Been doing arts n crafts and my brain won't stop screaming SHE SHRINKY ON MY DINK TIL I KENNER HER MATTEL.

PRIMARY @kaine.senate.gov

Reposting for no particular reason on this beautiful Autumn Saturday.

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

Blue hair is old ladies; PURPLE hair is subversive antifa commie socialist college students (who I guess is anyone UNDER 70), you bloviating dipshit.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

gofund.me/62a793ecc #rva #richmond #henrico #henricocounty

And more churches than gas stations.

Over/under on Musk impregnating The Widdah Kirk in the next six months?

I learned about Herriman just a few years ago. What a remarkable man. Krazy Kat's been a favorite since I've made memories.

This is amazing and I recommend reading it for the prose alone, tbh.

NEW: Hundreds of comedians have signed onto a letter, supporting Jimmy Kimmel and saying that when the government targets one of them, it targets all of them. Read the statement below. bit.ly/Comedians4Ki...

THE WIFI I can't, these people are all clown shoes (derogatory).

#rva #richmond #virginia Anyone know what's up with the eight billion sirens?

November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...

despite their constant whining about how "wokeness killed comedy!" and "you can't say anything anymore without getting canceled!" after receiving pushback on their shitty punch-down jokes, none of those failed, hacky, has-been comedians will ever conceive of anything in the same stratosphere as this

This one still hurts.

I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!

LISTEN TO THIS.

Still can't stop laughing at "AIPAC Shakur"

Abolish ICE. Abolish "A.i." No arms for genocide. Protect trans kids. Shut down the concentration camps. Abolish tariffs. Fire RFK, Jr. Boycott Avelo & Tesla. Delete Twitter. No crypto. Care over punishment. Vote Mamdani. Primary every do-nothing D. Protect vaccines and SSRIs. No fascism. #NoKings

Viagra and other boner pills should be illegal unless you're actively trying to get someone pregnant. As long as we're gonna be all "if it's not absolutely medically necessary we're banning it" about things.

you think you’re ready for the Apocalypse? bitch pls, you wouldn’t even make it through a Rex Manning day

I think it's a dashiki my mom (now dead for 17 years) made for my dad (they've been divorced since 1973) in the late '60s.

Dudeguy and I used to go to Target probably at least once a week -- sometimes to get stuff, sometimes just to look at stuff. Haven't let a toe cross their threshold in months.

Not gonna lie, GenX has a LOT of programming to undo and not all of us are willing to put in the work. Which is fucking horrible.

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

See? He thinks mocking rural voters is "punching down," which implies that they're just not as good as urban folks. I think rural people are just as capable and intelligent as urban people which is why I think it's fine to mock some of them mercilessly.

Look at this guy implying rural voters aren't as good as urban voters. Hey, I'm not the one who said making fun of them was "punching down," he is!!

This is the funniest thing I've seen this week. 99% sure A.S. is a bot.

welp

But is this popular chicken chain willing to offer free chicken to win back customers? I'm confused about whether or not this popular chicken chain is willing to offer free chicken to win back customers.

In 4th grade, some educational program called "Mulligan Stew." I remember literally nothing about it except the title.

This is just for me, no one else will even care: THAT'S NOT FRIEREN COSPLAY. IT'S JUST A CUTE GIRL IN A WHITE WIG AND ELF EARS. NOTHING ELSE ABOUT IT SAYS 'FREIREN.' PLUS FREIREN'S FACE WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR DICK. So tired of "if i add elf ears it's cosplay, not thirst trap"

In case you missed Jamelle's very accurate commentary yesterday:

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs 'hard' mode where you can’t use Star Wars Star Trek or Lord of the Rings

Hey, someone needs to tell Forbes' "30 Under 30" that they ain't shit.

People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid

Imma do something I have NEVER EVER done. Starting Friday at Royal Albert Hall and thru our entire Guns N Roses tour in Europe,,, every night I’m gonna auction off or sell the clock that I wore on stage and the proceeds are gonna go to single parents and teachers who need school supplies. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I know I have almost no reach but this artist is great and needs help. gofund.me/5fb0e101

Yes. Block Vance, make him lonely.