The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

Fascists Fascists in 1945 in 2025 🤝 fucking losers

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

“We have bowed at the altar of caution and we have paid a mighty price.” Whoops sorry Schumer this man is the future of the party, eat shit nerd

I got an even bigger bus than the one Newsom threw my trans friends under and it’s got that fucker’s name on its wheels

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

At last, Dick Cheney joins Henry Kissinger in Hell, where they can plot with Satan how to, if not conquer heaven, at least turn it into an unlivable hellscape

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

An all-timer on my new 4K projector 🎃👻

My friends are throwing a David Bowie-themed #Halloween party tonight. I pitched a very dumb joke costume and then my wife actually went and made it. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust

Today my buddy came over and helped me fix my bike. Then I pulled a couple beers from the shed fridge and we drank shed beers. I’m turning 40 next month, pretty sure I’m doing it right

Look at this beautiful man @sambaschutte.bsky.social #Pluribus

Say what you will about Pennywise the Clown, but he doesn’t have a Nazi tattoo and his platform of giving me a balloon from out of a sewer grate will materially improve my life. He’s got my vote for Collins’s seat!

Folks I got second in the almost-old man bracket in the half marathon today

"Women don't like the vehicle."

big boy szn

Your #HalloweenFact™️ for the day: Freddie’s offspring from NIGHTMARE 5 is played by the same actor as The Kid We All Wish Got Ate by the TRex in JURASSIC PARK!

10 horror movies to get to know me by (in no particular order) Alien Halloween The Fly I Saw the Devil Hereditary Evil Dead 2 The Thing Night of the Hunter Doctor Sleep The Devil’s Backbone

I feel like the 1-2 punch of EDDINGTON and ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is, in 20 years or so, going to be a pretty perfect encapsulation of the absolute bullshit evil moment we’re currently living in. Both are gonna age into classics.

“Every film is political. Most political of all are those that pretend not to be: entertainment movies. They are the most political films because they dismiss the possibility of change. In every frame they tell you everything's fine… a continual advertisement for things as they are.” - Wim Wenders

Fat Bear Week in our backyard tonight, geez

“Don’t say ‘complicated.’ That’s what powerless people say to make doing nothing okay.” ALIEN EARTH is a banger, man.

So @jimmykimmel.com's first words back tonight--"As I was saying..."-- were an homage to Tonight Show host Jack Paar, who used those words when he returned after walking out on his show in a censorship dispute with NBC. From 65 years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Autism does not need to be cured Ableism does The end

If you think I’m joking you don’t know me, this is peak cinema

I know we're all waaaaay past sharing Wordle results but fuck it, the answer is finally my starter word today Wordle 1,553 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

Ted Cruz also had a note in the Epstein book, can anyone translate?

Trump isn’t prepared for this. Chicagoans have lived through the hottest summers and coldest winters in the country. Their teams include the Bears and White Sox. I once saw a woman drop trou and piss on the floor of the Red Line and people just laughed. Trump is walking into the USSR in February

I’m not gonna lie I think becoming a guy who lives in the mountains is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made

Woke my wife up from a nap screaming and she thought something horrible had happened so I had to tell her nope, go back to bed it's just the Packers trading for Micah Parsons #GoPackGo

When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.

This man is no radical and no true progressive but he’s the way forward for Democrats. Compassion and passion and no fucking hedging about those things being good.

I’ve read 2 scripts in the past 3 days that use the simile “like a human centipede” and I am begging you all to stop it

Last time I was in Washington DC it was 95 degrees and my Uber driver refused to turn on his AC, so forgive me if I don't believe the "crime is down" narrative

If I could capture the high of the last 10 minutes of WEAPONS in a bottle I would become a billionaire

I live in the mountains now and my neighbors are way more chill than they were in LA

Finished unpacking our new house and celebrated by making some kickass pizza. I haven’t worked on my spec in a week.

Okay it’s this dumb country’s birthday which means I am going to once again engage in one of its proudest modern traditions: sharing a conspiracy theory based on nothing but vibes and my own addled brain

trans rights…..electoral winner……interesting!

Wake up Democratic Party old guard establishment. This isn’t about New York City. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. Enough with your egos and the big money interests.

DM’d a DnD game for a few hours this afternoon and by the time we were finished Trump had unilaterally gotten us into another Middle East quagmire 🙃

The Lake Tahoe community is out for #NoKings

It's so beautiful 🥹