A fun fact about me is that you can instantly put me in a mini depressive episode simply by mentioning Laika the dog

Wrangling elderly customers all day, call me senior management

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

Over the past few years @babayulia.bsky.social and I have developed an elaborate lore in which Bobby Flay is actually a high-ranking devil or cambion, offering up-and-coming chefs a chance to wager their soul for fame and success

An Update: I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly. (I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).

It's a shame that Adams is such a deeply malignant figure. Imagine a benign non-scumbag politician with such staggeringly absent social wherewithal that he dresses like a deranged wizard.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

Saw Weapons last night. Pretty good but I would've liked it to be happier, and with their mouths open.

There is a water main break on West 7th in St. Paul, so I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you see emergency vehicles outside the Children's Museum, everything is okay.

The year is 2025. Everything is computer. Everybody transgender.

What famous figure has the highest ratio of "cool person/uncool name"? I'm going with Smedley Butler.

Funny to me to use "Svengali" as shorthand for "Rasputin" as shorthand for Loomer. Just cut out the middleman!

The fourth annual St Paul Nut Roll is back - August 23, 1PM, Bang Brewing. Bike a little. Eat a some Nut Rolls. Invite your friends! Get Ready to Get Nuts! www.eventbrite.com/e/saint-paul...

I know everyone knows this already, but Sweetwater's customer service really is unparalleled. If nobody got me, I know my SW rep Andy got me.

oh HELL yeah

Like 90% of common English phrases are either boats or horses

We don’t *have* to do the piecemeal, suspenseful, titillating quasi true crime-podcast style coverage. This is terrible shit, that deserves the calmest, clearest, and steadiest hands. There’s no valor in treating all of this as *exciting*, in fact quite the opposite.

I have discovered a cure

Woke up this morning with an air conditioning-induced headache and spent the whole day hyperaware of how much of my environment passes through wires, screens, and speakers

Well, there goes the copper wiring

hi everyone. i’ve bought the movie rights to the live action akira. as a longtime fan i promise the film will remain faithful to the manga. and yes, akira is gonna have one hell of a bike

Dont use AI to plan your campaign Dont use AI to make your character Dont use AI for monster or character art Dont use AI for maps Just dont use AI

L.A. Buckner and BiG HOMiE--hot *damn*

Dinty Moore is a great name for an account selling canned slop

Ngl, a little disappointed that a band called "The Avant-Garde" is here doing Bill Withers and Prince covers

The MacPhail kids just played and it might have been better than anything I heard on Day 1

Staked out my spot. Here all day. Heat index 96 degrees and rising.

Update: 130 points of 138 possible in 3.5 years. 42 games undefeated.

In case you don’t follow my council page on Facebook: SPFE helped flag that unfortunately ICE picked up folks near an elementary school in Ward 4 I’ve spoken with SPFE and our city attorney and connected with our congressional delegation. More info in the images and alt text. It’s unacceptable.

It rocks that Walz is implementing RTO on the same week there are signs all over the metro telling people to drive less.

We live in such strange times

Hegseth: We'll need to figure out a solution to the kurdish territory with Yurkey Hegseth: *Turkey Vance: Yurkey Waltz: Yurkey Jeffrey Goldberg: Get his ass

My feed right now

Well, I didn't find the medallion, but I did find this graffiti in a dark tunnel

Today marks one full week of waking up every morning with "Copacabana" stuck in my head for no reason

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The Christmas cactus on my desk blossomed right on schedule (and now all my stuff is covered in pollen)

Don't understand why people are going into debt for Rolexes when the best watch is like $30

It's almost time for The Chord

Illinois significantly less fun/whimsical than Minnesota, confirmed

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam youtu.be/nc0Ky3GxL54?...

Good work 47, now make your way to an exit

Can someone explain to me why the president should be able to pardon anybody at all

Happy Thanksgiving y’all.

I traded in my big bushy beard for a big bushy mustache and now my Mexican regulars won't stop calling me "Zapata"

No time or players but I'm feeling the urge to write another D&D campaign

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now: - film projectionist - children's show mascot - Lego "brick specialist" - dog trainer - operatic tenor