Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

Not as bad as it might have been, but plenty of grist for the mill.

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

It's incredibly funny to end the game calling a handball against England

Fed Internet Theory

John Carpenter is living a post-career life that I aspire to

Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜

Mayor Her says the problem is people aren't accepting "help." But let's be honest about what that "help" actually looks like. Her full interview: kstp.com/kstp-news/to... +

People don't seem to realize that the Pigs Eye encampment is extremely isolated. It's surrounded by RR tracks & a highway, very far from houses or businesses. Most housed StP folks have never been there, couldn't find it on a map. Her's actions are not only cruel but 100% optional & unnecessary.

my ancestors didn’t leave everything behind and come to this country just to watch the same 9 improvisers book every commercial

Remainder of the World Cup is just demigods duking it out. None of my business, really

Can't the president of Switzerland just call Infantino

Rooting for Switzerland just so I can see more of their hot manager

Saint Paul is importing Mayor Frey's failed policies, putting unhoused people at great risk. Help Sanctuary Supply Depot prepare people for what's about to be lost.

For years, community members both living in and outside of the city’s encampments, along with government and nonprofit partners, have done everything possible to keep the encampments safe, sanitary, and resourced.

Me twenty years ago: People call Hitler a "monster" because it's easier to pretend humanity isn't capable of such things Now: These men are unensouled

In college I drove from Iowa to North Carolina with stops in Saint Louis and Nashville. The shiny new Garmin that my parents lent me worked about 30% of the time so I relied on a 9-page stapled MapQuest printout.

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

it is rare for me to say this, but, we might have too much GAME

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

Taurus: They say the wind from a single butterfly can change the course of history. They are morons and butterfly worshippers.

I think if you put Donald Trump in a mirror maze with a hot mic on you would get the greatest GSY!BE found art monologue of all time

Show me a cool physical game

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Pochettino is my favorite commedia stock character

RIP Karen Clark. 🕊️❤️ We lost a giant. She was the first openly lesbian member to serve in the MN Legislature, spent decades fighting for LGBTQIA+ rights, environmental justice, & BIPOC neighbors. She spent her last decade fighting for the East Phillips Urban Farm that we will get done in her honor.

Okay, I get it

Luckily the Dutch love penalties, no anxiety here

Me whenever something weird or unexpected happens in the World Cup, depending on the team

Iran is never going to open the Straight of Hormuz after this

From 1925: a prediction that, as more people choose to drive to the countryside, cars will end up destroying the very beauty that people go to see.

Site's still got it

It sounds so sophomoric but that literally is the entire ballgame: "War is Hell." You just gotta realize that applies to every single person in the world and not just you and your family, which hasn't proven so easy to understand for some years now.

The video games corporation is discontinuing their popular product, the video game

You've folded your last Ben.

For some reason hailstones are usually the size a sports ball with the exception of peas, but tumors are usually the size of a fruit. Fetuses can go either way

nermal’s a certified dumbass

These workers are making minimum wage or close to it, and many of them work multiple jobs to get by. They are demanding basic job protections, dignified pay, and access to health insurance, and in response The Twins said they're bringing in scabs. All coming to a head at tonight's game.

It's wild to realize that my parents gave me a primer on postmodernism when I was like 6

Messi may have broken the record for World Cup goals, but it remains to be seen how he will fare against the wall of Cabo Verde

I have been getting very into ham radio this year

Yellowjackets!

The cylinder press .. the handpress .. the frisket and tympan .. the compositor’s stick and rule,

you may think alcoholism is a disease of drinking but actually it’s a disease of giving unsolicited and usually very bad advice