Behold, the power of T-Mobile. So glad we only have three wireless carriers in the US now. 🙄

Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.

Are there "spiritual leaders" with Deepak Chopra-sized followings that aren't total pieces of shit? Seems to me that a path to enlightenment is best served by a trusted circle of friends. Rich and famous self-help gurus are Stranger Danger.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

Behold, the power of T-Mobile 5G.

Marketing department: “Those Erin Hildebrand beach books sure are popular. Say… Your book’s set at the beach too, isn’t it?”

Today I Learned: “Too Close For Comfort” ’was a US remake of a British sitcom. m.imdb.com/title/tt0080...

Melania Trump was paid $28 million to make a movie nobody wanted to see. That's called a bribe, folks

Getting to the age where I wish they would just outlaw Muzak and be done with it. If I wanted to listen to this shit, I’d go to a club, not the hardware store or the restaurant.

They owe her, and all of us, an apology.

babylon bee gives up search for second joke

Oh Martha, no. Just no. People do not need to be putting old toilets in their flower beds. I honestly wonder if she even knows this is published on her website. www.marthastewart.com/genius-diy-p...

We need a The Hangover/Weekend at Bernie’s crossover movie. Galifianakis, please get on that.

Disposable razors should be outlawed. So much unnecessary garbage.

The 1980s “Top Of The Pops” opening credits with brightly colored vinyl LPs flying at the screen and exploding CRTs — perfection.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

Clean the kitchen so you can bake something. Make it. Aaaand once again it’s like you never cleaned the kitchen.

I will say it again — There is nothing like listening to damned good music using a pair of headphones.

The music video for Hall & Oates “Adult Education” is proof that cocaine was rampant in the 80s.

If your site won’t load with my ad blocker on, i just won’t go to your site anymore. 🤷‍♂️

I agree with what he is saying about affordability. We can no longer afford to have Chuck Schumer as Senate Minority Leader.

DAN KOH: “$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents… that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.”

So goddamned tired of loud music in restaurants. I can’t even hear myself think. To make things worse, it’s not even good music.

So do creators pay YouTube to repeatedly recommend videos a user has already marked as “do not recommend this channel” — or is Google really just that stupid?

Trying to decide which is worse: Listening to the tv commercial on my phone earbuds, or listening to this guy next to me at the gym making “whoosh” and “oh” breathing sounds.

Hey Dems — sending out fundraising texts and emails in a time like this is really crass. And you know that. You might get my vote, but you’re never getting another dime from me.

There you have it; the Trump admin allows ICE lawyer James Rodden to stay on the job. His personal social media account praised Hitler, supported white nationalism, and said that America started going downhill the day that Lincoln was elected.

They have to wear masks for fear of being doxed.

Gonna have to outlaw these signs in the US. No one sells compact cars here anymore. (Except maybe mini Cooper?)

If you watch one thing today make it @corbintrent.bsky.social and pass it on.

The F-bomb that Mayor Frey dropped is more upsetting to mainstream media journalists than the actual bombs that Trump dropped on Venezuela.

Because of its close similarity to ANDOR, Reality is being sued by Disney.

Trying so hard to toss history into the memory hole. But we know. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

7 Democrats just voted today to confirm a Trump judicial nominee who refused to say what happened on January 6 or answer who won the 2020 election: Durbin Hassan Kaine King Klobuchar Shaheen Welch

By @mluckovich.bsky.social.

Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican. He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

My God, how did we get here? How could this have possibly happ... Oh, wait, I remember.

If $25 worth of merch isn’t enough to qualify for free shipping, then I guess I don’t need this after all.

This scanner would make more sense as a stand alone device. Maybe something that sits on your counter, or mounts under a cabinet. Placing it near the kitchen garbage would be a great way to remember to scan the container after it’s empty. www.engadget.com/home/kitchen...

The hateful or nihilistic people that voted for Trump are lost to the left and you will not win them over by appealing to them. Maybe the lesson is to appeal more to the people who WANT the policies that Democrats supposedly already have

So much for “everyone will just round down!” Getting rid of the penny is so stupid.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

Just watched “Runaway” with Tom Selleck. Written and directed by Michael Crichton. It didn’t age well. But if someone remade it today with humanoid-style robots, it could work well.