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In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

For the Star Trek fans who love puns.

KBJ continuing her mission to recenter Congress rather than the Court…by sustaining her tariffs case attack on Scalia’s anti-legislative history legacy and pulling a different Chief Justice Marshall quote that more accurately than Marbury describes how he actually understood the judiciary’s duty:

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection. So forgive me if I smell a rat.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

Doorman and building staff may go on strike against building owners in NYC for the first time in 30 years+ next week, and I can say that among apartment building residents, there is a 50/50 divide between "Give them anything they want" and "Give them anything they want, you assholes."

just looting the US treasury. as one does.

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

Maine lawmakers passed a ban on large data-center construction, making it the first state to enact such a measure as communities around the U.S. deal with fallout from the AI boom.

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court:

MONTANA SUPREME COURT: “Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination,” and is subject to strict scrutiny under the Montana Constitution.

"Scratch-paper musings” is SUCH a good burn of the shadow docket, nobody is doing it like KBJ www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

BREAKING: A jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues.

In December, the late Nigerian superstar became the first African musician to get a Grammy lifetime achievement award. Now he's making history as well at Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. n.pr/4cwdAFD

Timeline Cleanse: My dogs are part of a fundraising campaign for the University of Oklahoma's College of Atmospheric and Geographic Sciences. I am not sure how the photographer got these shots amongst the craziness of the photoshoot.

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

Big news in local news! The Baltimore Banner’s nonprofit publisher is buying the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, keeping the paper running. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health. 'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

My LoTR subway maps have been quite popular, but they're not the only ones I've drawn! I really like my Narnia one, too. With separate lines for the plot arcs of each of the books, it gives you a fun way to see Lewis's world. #narnia #maps #subway #CSLewis It's for sale here: etsy.me/4mkfBsU

It's not punishment to say that someone with power who has abused that power doesn't get to get more power. That's a consequence. Some of you are truly ridiculous.

Take a look at the CNN sourcing and fact-checking on their Swalwell article. Look at how many extra people they contacted in order to corroborate claims. They viewed screenshots, called parents/husbands/friends/colleagues. They viewed TV footage and interviews, & more. Two things worth pointing out:

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

call him whatever you want, but this is clearly mr clean in witness protection.

Baths are never as good as you anticipate. You just end up being lukewarm with wrinkly fingers.

As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

I wrote a D&D Crochet book, which is a great excuse to not look at the internet while also making nerdy things (it came out last week, so a tiiiny bit past the pre-order window): www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/767078...

we live in an endless downward spiral wherein the world’s worst people learn regulation is Good Actually right after the irreparable harm

Kitty is helping 😹

I'm deep down the rabbit hole on FROGFISH, 60 species of anglerfish in family Antennariidae. They are deeply, utterly WEIRD & MARVELOUS. Most walk on modified fins. Others use jet propulsion. Some are capable of air-breathing. Some are "hairy", others blend perfectly in sargassum.

Who wants to see itty bitty printing presses?

Claire you absolute rockstar. You absolute fucking beauty . The levels of context. The scene setting … YESSSSS

This dog's paw was run over by a motorcycle ❤️‍🩹

God help me, I am having me a CIVIC PRIDE right now.

This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)

Such a delightful account. Happy to have been following for so long. I learn so much! And their podcast is both interesting and soothing 🐑

Propublica was on Clarence Thomas ass a few years ago bruh 😭 That mothafucka could’ve gotten a snicker out a vending machine and they would’ve somehow found a receipt for it.

Gen X collectively reliving Challenger, Columbia and Cold War nuclear holocaust anxiety all in the same week is a fucking lot, y'all.

This. Your GenX friends, colleagues, and neighbors lived with this feeling you have today for years on end, all day every day. It’s why we’re like this.

yes, please do not fedpost but also it is incredibly infuriating that the president of the united states can threaten to destroy an entire civilization with impunity and the rest of us have to say <redacted> a lot

Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, and Cheryl Ladd have reunited to celebrate the 50th anniversary of "Charlie's Angels."