lol sure thing guys. how's that mars mission going

"Sir. This plate has been empty since last year."

2025 recapped

They stole a Hiroshi Nagai to make this horrific post, god they have absolutely zero culture. Just parasites that have never made anything original or interesting in their pathetic lives.

i stopped setting new year's resolutions for myself, they never worked for me, but i do like woody guthrie's list of new year's rulin's. they work at any time of year, actually. keep hoping machine running. dream good.

very excited to watch the Boston Bruins drop the ball before the ball drops

We burn an effigy of Benedict Arnold *spits* in New London every year so this tracks

I'm about 80% certain this was made by an artist from Japan who is an immigrant.

Yep lol

i’ve found that on dating apps they’re now labeling themselves as “moderates” because conservatives don’t get dates

Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago

UVB-76 playing Swan Lake? Eh it's probably fine

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

a cold club-mate would go crazy right now

people don't get mad at me here. they get mad at me on Mastodon which is way funnier

23 seconds of blissed out baby cat

ad company with a chatbot problem

Red blood cells looking at Carbon Monoxide and being all "If not friend, why friend shaped?"

It is Happening

it’s all New England? 🌎👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 always has been

Windows 11 Pro blasting ads into my start menu upon install was really cool.

Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.

me from Christmas until Sunday 4th

This is what peak performance looks like

Time is rarely more liminal than during the week between Christmas and New Year’s. It can be disorienting.

Local Man Laments the Boston Bruins for the Sixth Game in a Row

Lol, lmao.

everyone talks shit about 4 but the Minutemen had those supply chains between workshops NAILED

The real tell here is that they care more about impressions than actually creating something meaningful. Art isn't even a goal to these people, it's just an otherwise-valueless thing with which one garners clout

i agree. it's a rude technology and it deserves a rude response

Another one of the "Eric was like the forest gump of the GWOT" stories

" ... but seriously, it sucks and you know it sucks and down deep in that space between your heart and your stomach it makes you feel icky as shit, like you ate some bad shrimp. AI is bad shrimp. Stop trying to convince us to eat more of the bad shrimp." I AGREE.

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

"one in every ten people is a hockey player" factoid actualy just statistical error. average country has zero hockey players. Canada, a country that exists upon a vast barren plain of ice, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same

Tropicana: “WE STAND IN DEFIANCE OF GOD!”

In this 15-minute(!) long read, I wrote about how I almost made a finance executive crap themselves at a cocktail hour by describing one of the top cyber threats that concerns me today: Literally thousands of North Korean IT workers have infiltrated Western businesses, which have absolutely no idea.

breaking: fold up peets

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or slice in chains

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

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post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

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