the distortion of it from the compression is so good

oh my god skateboarding is so difficult if you don't do it at all for 11 years

/ A COFFEE ROASTER REACHED OUT 2 ME / & THUSLY / COMING SOON / NIGHT COFFEE / THE COFFEE U DRINK IN THE NIGHT / merch.weatherishappening.com/product/the-...

“The first tell was the file name of the principal brief: ‘CoCounsel Skill Results.’” oh my god

www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit... only red-blooded American app vendors get to run code on *my* patriotic mobile device with the exact same permissions matrix to mine the exact same data

Update: current headline:

this is weird

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives." Carl Sagan

got to share this @bencollins.bsky.social banger with some colleagues today and am now sharing it here because he really did nail it

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This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

This is so, so well-articulated.

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

Ok but who among us?

cosmic horror: does the ISS use Teams

sent this image to @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social and his only response was a 5 second voice note of cackling laughter

the web is a useless pile of garbage

Peps & Books LLC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cv... apropos of nothing

I guess copilot is the antithesis of nominative determinism right now

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

This is one of many reasons you know the Catholicism hasn't truly sunken in because the Catholic position on aliens is "well if they're real, we're gonna have to figure out how to baptize them"

bringatrailer.com/listing/1979... boat season

you get the eepies? i get such bad eepies.

what do you mean I have to write down quarterly contributions to key performance indicators and objectives. did you even see that rocket launch

the level of pent-up horniness for a rocket launch that doesn't benefit or involve elon musk exceeds even my high expectations

Yeah that’s cool

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

What a fucking shot holy shit

NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams

We are the angels when we choose to be

of all the ways the state can expend public dollars as capital, Big Science is among the least bad

not bad, not bad

ASN: AS36352 Location: Buffalo, US Added: 2026-03-31T15:14 #shodansafari #infosec

BRUINS

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

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CPSC has secured the removal of hazardous male-to-male extension cord listings from major e-commerce platforms, including Walmart, eBay and AliExpress, and is warning consumers to stop using these products immediately. cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...

It’s only Tuesday and I’ve had to see the words “Bryon Noem” “counterintelligence” and “bimbofication” in the same paragraph.

With all the chatter about AI-enabled software dev being "slop" and unsafe, remember that the entire internet/app ecosystem depends on random people securing their npm or github accounts this is a systematic long lived nightmare finally being exposed www.elastic.co/security-lab...

So, before you say something about Noem's husband, just consider whether I - a dumb person - would read it as "the punchline is a man wants to be a woman."

Anyway, fix your hearts or die.

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

re Axios, probably unrelated, but worth noting that an hour before sfrclak[.]com was registered at namecheap, callnrwise[.]com was registered at dynadot - and started resolving to the same C2 IP fifteen minutes before sfrclak, according to DNS.