Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

1971 Chevrolet K5 Blazer CST 4×4

Getting jaw surgery so I can TMJ Maxx

This is one of my all-time favorite songs. Impeccable, devastating lyrics

Just passed an exam and might treat myself with a little bookstore trip During said exam Peps let out the loudest single snore I have ever heard and probably almost got my exam nixed. As always, bless the Peps

Minerva’s entire platform in the Somerville race.

LOOK AT DA PUPPYYY

Why the Left Needs to Get Serious and Constructively Engage with the Potential of the Torment Nexus

Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything." And. Yup.

they're not requesting social media to vet travelers or screen systems. they're requesting social media to identify and catalog dissent and more importantly to build social graphs.

it felt overplayed for a while but wow "chasing cars" by snow patrol really is a banger

Here it is, your moment of zen.

we do love our woke cia girlboss

Imagine being on a $775k salary and selling your country and five eyes out for a measly $1.3 million worth of toys. Dude was out of his fucking mind. Bonkers.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD_6... probably not even in anyone's top 10 scenes but I always loved Robert Duvall and Delroy Lindo's banter in this

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

I was once locked out of my toothbrush

how we got here

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Roses are red The dot is pale blue Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam From a distance of forty AU 🧪 🔭 🌍

men's snowboard halfpipe time let's get it

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

it's giving Time Cube

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Team USA hockey using the Free Bird solo as a goal song is peak

from "possible injury on the first run" to "gold medal performance in the third run", wild event for Choi Ga-on with an amazing finish

bro Chloe Kim has to pull up now this is a GOOD event

CHOI GA-ON WOW

Chloe Kim just swinging for the fences now

CHLOE KIM IS IN THE HOUSE

I love a 15 foot mctwist indy grab out of the halfpipe so much

I do not like snowboard halfpipe falls because there are some really bad angles involved

elizabeth hosking was turned UP until that fall

much respect to bea kim for just sending a sw 900 on the first trick of the first run, even if it's a bail

women's snowboard halfpipe finals let's gooooooooo

Saw someone on reddit ask what a re-run is, and then someone reply with "TV repost." Just call me the crypt keeper at this point