"It looks like you're 🫚🦪👁️‍🗨️🦱 having trouble with connecting to the email server! 🤪🫗🖱️🧫🌬️ POP3 goes the weasel!"

keeping it in the group chat

top current post on r/sysadmin is titled "Caught someone pasting an entire client contract into ChatGPT"

Jody, I hate to tell you this, but your husband is not being creative

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

grab an EDR log where any interaction with LSASS takes place and ask an LLM to tell you what happened and I guarantee because of the token weighting it'll say there's a high likelihood of LSASS dumping because that string was mentioned.

"please, guessing engine, don't guess incorrectly this time" in an LLM prompt is the culmination of 40 years worth of computer science students wishing their code would just compile this time

🚨🚨🚨 Google released a report on "Brickstorm" this morning — a next-level, suspected China-linked campaign targeting U.S. firms. Ultra-stealthy, 400+ day dwell times, focus on stealing IP, finding zero-days, and focused on long-term cyberespionage. cyberscoop.com/chinese-cybe...

babies 🥺

1/ Hi, I'm TProphet. I write the Telecom Informer for @2600.com. A lot of people have been asking me about www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat... given that I'm somewhat knowledgeable in the area. Here's my take: I'm kind of astonished that this is public, and it isn't normal that it would ever be.

No words.

See also: Advertisements for Google's AI assistant, which plainly depict various people asking their phones for advice while they avoid all direct contact with other human beings.

if you are not emotionally prepared to have your opinion or hypothesis changed or overturned by the introduction of new information, maybe a career in information security isn't for you

100k SIM cards racked and stacked in a random apartment in New York state but I can't buy a box of cold medicine that actually works without a photo ID and the pharmacy retaining my info for years after the purchase

content should be presented in chronological order. no AI, just the things that i signed up for. if i signed up for more things than i can possibly read, that's on me. your algorithm doesn't need to handle it.

great line imo

This sounds insane. Though there are so many unanswered questions still. And this headline is a real choice; it's accurate to the reporting but it's only speculation that this was for crashing NYC cell networks and/or related to the UN.

very curious to see where that SIM card story will go.

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

nom

happy earth, wind & fire day.

the early-access EA Skate is honestly really mid

Hey @sinclairinat0r.com BEANS

No kitty Bad kitty That’s my ham and cheese baguette

I have a tremendous idea: SaaP Software as a Product Instead of paying every month, you just buy it once and then you just kind of keep it Who's with me

Skinny jeans are back? Great, let gen-z have the same regrets

It’s conference season and this is also kind of hilarious

Self Edge has dropped new Sugar Cane jeans, their “1966 Jean”, that are great Jackpot pants: time-travel perfect repros of 1966 501’s. Even the denim itself is an exact match!

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

That last line is one of the absolute single scariest things to me and that it was said with such casual happiness is even more disturbing. Not distressing. Full tilt disturbing.

this exists it is called thinking

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

"a man two friends short of a podcast" is an INCREDIBLE turn of phrase. Language is beautiful

"if you dont use smart glasses with an always-on AI assistant youre going to fall behind intellectually" i cannot express how little i am concerned about being shown up by people who have paid money to have a simpering computer lie into their ear at all times

no the 84 month car loans have nothing to do with this what do you mean. dodge charger 84 month loan 13.4% friend wallet. loan company friend wallet

In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality

NPR marketplace just used Shlohmo’s It Rained The Whole Time (Vacation album) for a bumper covering a tariffs special.

Amateur

smokin on that Newport Goku pack

If we're gonna go all in on sports betting and just plaster it every possible place can we at least get real money online poker back too

Take 30 minutes of self care tomorrow. Eat something good as hell and find out what the survey said on #CelebrityFamilyFeud (Thursday 9/18, 8/7c on ABC), when Sheryl Underwood, Kym Whitley, DC Youngfly, Jeanne Sparrow and I take on Lil Rel in a battle for charity and whatnot. #CelebrityFamilyFeud