burritosec
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he/him 🏳️🌈 | cyber dude | and it only seems so strange right now
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nicky woolf
about 5 hours ago
lol sure thing guys. how's that mars mission going
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John Bull
about 10 hours ago
"Sir. This plate has been empty since last year."
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Alejandra Caraballo
about 14 hours ago
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
3 days ago
2025 recapped
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realm threatener
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Rowdy
about 20 hours ago
They stole a Hiroshi Nagai to make this horrific post, god they have absolutely zero culture. Just parasites that have never made anything original or interesting in their pathetic lives.
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liz ten eleven
about 20 hours ago
i stopped setting new year's resolutions for myself, they never worked for me, but i do like woody guthrie's list of new year's rulin's. they work at any time of year, actually. keep hoping machine running. dream good.
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very excited to watch the Boston Bruins drop the ball before the ball drops
about 20 hours ago
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Adam
about 20 hours ago
We burn an effigy of Benedict Arnold *spits* in New London every year so this tracks
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grimm 🥂🍾🎉
about 21 hours ago
I'm about 80% certain this was made by an artist from Japan who is an immigrant.
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grimm 🥂🍾🎉
about 21 hours ago
Yep lol
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lizard
1 day ago
i’ve found that on dating apps they’re now labeling themselves as “moderates” because conservatives don’t get dates
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Patrick Claybon
about 21 hours ago
Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
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UVB-76 playing Swan Lake? Eh it's probably fine
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Michael Li (李之樸)
1 day ago
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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a cold club-mate would go crazy right now
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Jeffrey Vagle
1 day ago
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people don't get mad at me here. they get mad at me on Mastodon which is way funnier
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CK DexterHaven
1 day ago
23 seconds of blissed out baby cat
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Bodega Cats
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ad company with a chatbot problem
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Matthew Garrett
2 days ago
Red blood cells looking at Carbon Monoxide and being all "If not friend, why friend shaped?"
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Brooke
2 days ago
It is Happening
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Roy G Biv - Dry January Complainer
2 days ago
it’s all New England? 🌎👩🚀🔫👨🚀 always has been
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
2 days ago
Windows 11 Pro blasting ads into my start menu upon install was really cool.
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Bruce Wilson
3 days ago
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
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Ash
2 days ago
me from Christmas until Sunday 4th
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥
2 days ago
This is what peak performance looks like
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Leah McElrath
4 days ago
Time is rarely more liminal than during the week between Christmas and New Year’s. It can be disorienting.
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Local Man Laments the Boston Bruins for the Sixth Game in a Row
3 days ago
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Alejandra Caraballo
3 days ago
Lol, lmao.
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everyone talks shit about 4 but the Minutemen had those supply chains between workshops NAILED
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Damien Miller
3 days ago
The real tell here is that they care more about impressions than actually creating something meaningful. Art isn't even a goal to these people, it's just an otherwise-valueless thing with which one garners clout
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Anthony Moser
4 days ago
i agree. it's a rude technology and it deserves a rude response
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I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
https://anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/haterdom/2025/08/26/i-am-an-ai-hater.html
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Mike Black
4 days ago
Another one of the "Eric was like the forest gump of the GWOT" stories
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Scott Edelman
4 days ago
" ... but seriously, it sucks and you know it sucks and down deep in that space between your heart and your stomach it makes you feel icky as shit, like you ate some bad shrimp. AI is bad shrimp. Stop trying to convince us to eat more of the bad shrimp." I AGREE.
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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6
6 days ago
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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ex-Lethality Jane
4 days ago
"one in every ten people is a hockey player" factoid actualy just statistical error. average country has zero hockey players. Canada, a country that exists upon a vast barren plain of ice, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Micah
4 days ago
shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
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Horkos
4 days ago
Tropicana: “WE STAND IN DEFIANCE OF GOD!”
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Zack Whittaker
4 days ago
In this 15-minute(!) long read, I wrote about how I almost made a finance executive crap themselves at a cocktail hour by describing one of the top cyber threats that concerns me today: Literally thousands of North Korean IT workers have infiltrated Western businesses, which have absolutely no idea.
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Thousands of North Koreans have secretly infiltrated US and European companies as remote IT workers
North Korea's secret remote workers are a major threat facing U.S. and European businesses today, taking jobs in Fortune 100 and smaller companies alike. Here's how to recognize and combat the threat.
https://this.weekinsecurity.com/thousands-of-north-koreans-have-secretly-infiltrated-us-and-european-companies-as-remote-it-workers/
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cait (and adonis)
5 days ago
breaking: fold up peets
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post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or slice in chains
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Rob Sheridan
5 days ago
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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Chuck Wendig
5 days ago
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
5 days ago
IMPORTANT NEWS: Basil
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Kevin M. Kruse
5 days ago
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The Magician
YouTube video by Patton Oswalt - Topic
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Dan Hon
5 days ago
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
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Bill Grueskin
5 days ago
Corruption so pungent, it wafts right off the page: Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.” Gift link
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-presidential-pardon-process-dda97c15?st=wX83h8&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
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