Me, every day:

There’s no way to really properly put it in context besides repetition: This is the greatest turnaround I’ve ever seen or that you’ve ever seen

once again we are all tapping the sign

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

And that's even aside from the CSAM side of things, which in a sane world would have shut the entire website down immediately and sent a whole lot of people to jail

Homeownership is being unreasonably happy when your washing machine finally spins again without going out of balance 🙏

this is how every outlet should refer to X

The first two hours this morning

Sometimes I'm jealous of my wife's information segmentation: she has a doctorate in her field, but no idea what Grok is. A blessed life tbh.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Welcome to the Public Domain, THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD (1930) 🚂 💪 Choo Choo Choo! We all learned about perseverance & trying from this iconic train. She thought she could, and she did 🥹 Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai... #PublicDomainDay #CopyrightFree

Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat

I have my coffee

AI jazz on the office speakers and I'm too new to have control to change it 😭

I was a couple feet away when a kid stopped Hugh Jackman on his bike in NYC for a selfie.

Seems bad???

New string day looking goooood 😍

This is the year. Go vote. www.chicago.gov/city/en/dept...

3. Robert Graves's 1934 historical novel explores the drama of political scheming and the workings of imperial power in 1st-century Rome during the reigns of Augustus, Tiberius, and Caligula, as told by whom? ROBERT GRAVES, PRESUMABLY #LL107 #bestwronganswers

Better Man (2025)

Just got this as a gift, can confirm it's great.

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

👀

Great day for sports.

bUt He'S nOt A gOoD qUaRtErBaCk

HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS

Smooth af

bears.......good?

13. The MLS team New York Red Bulls is often abbreviated RBNY, probably most likely because the team's formal name is Red Bull New York, and also perhaps because NYRB has been in use since 1963 as the initialism for what literary periodical? NICE, YOU'RE READING BOOKS! #LL107 #bestwronganswers

"As per the law passed by Congress, here are all the files we have on Theo Epstein."

May the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

And to think I just went to a forum for work yesterday about this exact topic (and probably heard the same talking points)

Now is the time to get past the censors at Streets & San to make this happen.

I showed these to my husband last night and he made me laugh with this one: "He looks like he's in a lover's spat with the lamp and the lamp is winning." bsky.app/profile/astr...

Become ungovernable

Hey @peters.senate.gov what the fuck

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Okay thanks for the jump scare Science Channel

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Castellanos posting about how he's been training and just got a hit that would've been at 500ft home run

Sometimes I think people say "gatekeeping" when what they mean is "I shouldn't have to put in any effort to excel at this difficult thing"

Who needs sports betting, I get my thrill from having a gift delivery estimate of "December 20-27"

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

bUt He'S nOt A gOoD qUaRtErBaCk