excuse me I have been actively soliciting Edmund Fitzgerald memes for years

Attn: @democrats.senate.gov

Never expected local news to have a Veterans Day clickbait article, but here we are

Thank fucking god, go to hell Kim

The Senate Democrats: Spursy

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader

How do so many democrats still not understand that the ACA *was* the compromise.

I’m sorry I missed this piece in July, because the last sentence in this paragraph made me 👀

Absolute queen shit

@progressive your AI ad sucks and you should feel bad

10/10 take. No notes.

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

i am so sick of this corporate shit this is only to allow investors even more influence & power over the league instead of the players. also.....houston racing & chicago apparently not part of the "each nwsl club" representation lmao

Cover just dropped. Coming in 2026 from Oxford University Press.

stay tuned

Saw Arsenal won and kept a clean sheet, was happy. Saw they allowed three shots on goal, was frustrated. Am I broken?

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

"live updates" — surely not anymore?

Kiké Hernández to the crowd: "I wanna take this time to apologize... to absolutely fucking nobody! The triple champ does what the fuck he wants!"

So tough for the Blue Jays, but this has been the best postseason of my life (except 05 of course)

Why bother with a dugout mic if you need to mute it 90% of the time???

This game is what we saved all that daylight for

Announcers talking about George Springer like "this man is made of ancient stone, no joint in his body can move, he is moments from death"

Holy smokes Yamamoto

Wow

Just giving them a chance to walk it off, such a nice guy

Oooh spicy 😬

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

Grading the Blue Jays' manager

Arsenal have allowed four shots on target across their last five Premier League games. 18 teams have conceded four or more *goals* across their last five Premier League games.

It’s pretty wild that the Dodgers season started on March 18 in Japan and ends November 1 in Canada.

It's a Chicago holiday

they've turned data center construction into *mortgage backed securities* how is it possible for one kind of technology to be bad in so many different ways at once. that's their real achievement

Resisting the urge to blast "Ring Around The Rosie (Intense Creepy Child Vocal)" on repeat through my outdoor speakers tonight because my wife says it would make us "the scary house" and I'd be "a bad person" 🎃

Instead of candy, I'm going to put a bowl on my porch and fill it with fun facts. "Jim Rice is the only player in history to hit 15+ triples, 20 homers, and ground into 20_ double plays" "take only one"

Player with the most Halloween name is anti-Halloween?!?!?

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Started a new job last week and instead of a right Ctrl the keyboard they gave me has a right Win key. I'm getting very "old man hates change" with how often that is tripping me up 🤬

infinite political science phds with infinite typewriters typing for an infinite time could not come up with a social program than is more “has something for everyone” than SNAP

“OH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!” Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

If you are scared of competing against a trans person in sports, you are simply bitch made. Not a competitor. Not a real baller. You have never really wanted smoke.

Frame: food stamps are used by undeserving / Black people Negation: actually many people on food stamps are deserving / white Kirby: THEY ARE STARVING PEOPLE ON PURPOSE. They are using racist tropes to justify it bc many people will find that persuasive. Everyone deserves to eat

20 years ago today, the Chicago White Sox won the World Series.

RIP Anthony Jackson, Mr Electric Contrabass, one of the men who put the groove in the records of the O'Jays, Steely Dan and many lucky others.