Her ex canceled on her, so she finally agreed to get drinks with me at a restaurant by the lake. We went back to my place to make out and watch the Topsy the Elephant episode of Bob’s Burgers. Together ever since

The three most famous alumni of my high school: - NFL Long Snapper - NASCAR driver - Someone so badly mutilated in a Porsche 911 accident that her family sued for the leaked photos and made a shed load of money

Shouting at a finding doesn’t make it revoked, you absolute chodes

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

lol get fucked

They’ve gotten so used to lying they’re just working on a quantity level at this point and not even bothering with quality

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

A necessary but difficult read

what a shot

Ricky Martin drop the skincare routine

I can’t believe republicans are so worked up about In The Heights 2

Two backstreet boys ads in 2026?

I believe we just witnessed Lindsey Vonn’s career end in the worst way imaginable

If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby

I’ll never forgive this administration for ruining my ability to go “well that’s too ridiculous, who would do that, that can’t be real”

Throwing my remote away because I truly need no other channels for 3 weeks

I can’t even enjoy this knowing that NBC is gonna edit all this out tonight in order to appease the fuhrer

even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him

I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic

Oh that’s a first. A very bad, very cringey first

🎶 Simply having a creepy Christmas time 🎶

Just reskeeting this is a little footnote next time I have some fucking relative ask me about this.

Something with the Liam Ramos case has fundamentally broken me. 4 year olds. Taken away from his family. They took his hat and his backpack. His fucking hat. And now he’s sick. And to boot, he’s imprisoned in my state? Everyone’s getting a screaming phone call today www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/u...

Something something paid operatives something something

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

I disagree with Mina here. As a 49ers fan, I’d prefer it to be the NFCC though so the hate could flow through me

And here I was hoping for snowvertime

The horse girls? Big get TBH

Worked in special features for movies as first job out of college. Was told by two actors to bring them their water halfway through recording their commentary, no one told me we had a scheduled break. And that’s how I got on DVD crawling to Merry and Pippin with waters for The Hobbit commentary

I know in my heart of hearts Ben Berg was disgusted by that shit and that makes it all the better

Well it’s been a long day of feeling helpless, scared, and wondering if anything’s gonna ever feel right again. To help unwind, let’s all turn on the Free Solo Guy climbing the tallest building in Taiwan

“A man was shot and killed by federal agents in south Minneapolis this morning, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara said. Video shows several agents wrestling the man to the ground and shooting him multiple times.” www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

This is so fucking apocalyptic.

A 2-year old. This is a baby. newrepublic.com/post/205638/...

I worked in digital marketing for years and I never saw a single millennial or Gen Z person do this. These are 40-50 year old men

outflanked by Thomas Massie. absolute fucking embarrassment.

It’s hard to accurately describe what is happening in Minneapolis without sounding crazy. Unmarked rental vans all over the city, with people in military gear and no id jumping out of them to take captive anyone who looks nonwhite or who makes political speech they disagree with.

The moment it was crystal clear we were in the worse case scenario, was exactly a year ago when Trump pardoned every single Jan 6 perpetrator, including the ones that beat the crap out of cops and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.

🚨 CURT CIGNETTI SMILE 🚨

Congratulations to the only Indiana fan, @homefield.bsky.social

It’s a Mario fourth quarter ladies and gentlemen

Honestly you gotta respect it, there are so many 5 and 6 year olds who have never seen the patriots in the Super Bowl. Big day for them

Jarrett Stidham rn:

Any DoJ attorney who participates in this investigation should suffer professional and social shunning that makes it effectively impossible to continue to work as an attorney.

One of the best Mexican food meals I’ve ever had was their weird hole in the wall between terminals at the Nashville airport

Truly, fuck these ghouls

A man who praises Hitler, says all migrants are criminals, & that "all Black people are foreign" continues to be an ICE prosecutor. To say this system is rotten to the core is a dramatic understatement. As always great reporting by @stevanzetti.bsky.social for the indefatigable @texasobserver.org