this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)

Pixie Styx

I’m gonna be thrilled when this bumblefuck administration is in our rear view. Malicious people, totally unqualified to do their jobs, making our country worse each and every day

The Bears are getting a lot of credit for a huge season, but hard not to be romantic about this 49ers team. Warner and Bosa out, Aiyuk officially a no-show, Pearsall/Jennings/Kittle swapping time on the injured list. And they’re 12-4 Special team, man

It’s so impressive defensively that the best matchup was still a 2-on-1

A nice thread in which an actual expert patiently explains why the Secretary of Health and Human Service is not simply a liar, but an especially stupid one.

Everything the light touches turns to Fullcast

I’m a simple man. I’m not a political insider. I also don’t think you have to be one to understand the endless text messages for donations that never turned into anything wasn’t working out. I hope what Kat is doing does

it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones

staffer: you talked to the little girls? trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked staffer: what

Adam Serwer; gift link. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

It was the second one

This made the upload pile, huh

Sally Jenkins either threw her whole account today or is working on the whiniest article yall have ever read in your whole lives

Yes. The fascist politicians and billionaires who are currently ruining the country are massively mediocre thinkers and monumentally uncreative chumps. They have the advantage of a total lack of morals and a willingness to commit any crime imaginable. But they're losers and they will lose.

I don’t see much use for threads for a variety of reasons but every so often you get a banger like “Darren Rovell shit talks Erika Kirk” and it’s worth it

This Miami kicker is in hell

It’s important that everyone tell this government, in every aspect, to get fucked

Listening to the last episode of The Town, I am absolutely begging @mattbelloni.bsky.social to stop saying “sexy little mermaid videos” (I refuse to provide context)

Every single reporter there needs to hold the line on this too. Don't throw him a lifeline with another question if he dodges. Have each other's backs and demand he answer the question.

God. Poor Rob. Poor Michelle.

Read this thread. It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on. Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.

Oh that’s it for the Patrick Mahomes 2025 season

Look man, @rianjohnson.bsky.social did the damn thing with Wake Up, Dead Man. It’s pitch perfect. My favorite one yet

There’s no need to treat these people as anything but the sordid rabble of crooks and grifters and subnormal bigots that they are.

I’ll never forget hearing Donald Trump’s racist “shithole countries” comment in a 2018 Oval Office meeting about immigration. Tom Cotton and David Perdue claimed Trump didn’t say it and accused me of lying. The truth comes out.

That’s right, Sherrone Moore also cheated on Nia Long

This entrance in Chavez Ravine is gonna absolutely go

The fuck I don’t!

Really hate that I find myself pulling for Netflix here solely to avoid the right-wing media state a hostile takeover will surely bring about

As a recent visitor of the Gaylord Texan, I really need to let the committee know: The holiday lights are only open at super weird times. And you have to take a bus over? It’s very confusing. It’s open at like 2-7. The pool is also not open at ALL.

Of course FIFA gave Trump the fake peace prize. Of COURSE THEY DID

Simply amazing that the Supreme Court declared an end to legal race discrimination in the affirmative action case two years ago and now allows overt racism in both immigration arrests and redistricting. Using race to help minorities? Bad. Using it to discriminate against them? Very, very good.

I will be a million monkeys and a million typewriters deep and never write parody as pitch perfect as this

🚨 BRANDI CARLILE TINY DESK 🚨 youtu.be/BoQctt3WEy8?...

Jim Tomsula

good morning, virtually everyone

Helen wrote her ass off with this one

i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences

It’s made funnier by the fact they literally only drafted defensive guys until like the 5th.

INTERIM HEAD COACH PETE GOLDING?!?

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

This video fixed me

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed all week

A true master can work in any medium

I’m sure this will finally be the thing that activates the libertarians to rise up against a tyrannical government /s

Jameis Winston is so damned fun. It’s wild that New Orleans didn’t even think “hey let’s just do this for a year”