Unpopular opinion but as a Halloween fan, Summerween can die in a fire.

Much like a fucked up autism Punxatawny Phil, I regret to inform you that my Costco rotisserie chicken tasted too much like chicken and I shall not partake for at least 40 days. I am sad and nauseous. :(

Blobby Blobby Night Artist: AJRed https://b3ta.com/board/11429372 From the 'Comedy Art' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/comedyart/popular/ #ComedyArt

I spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes today. He sounds active, wandering the untrod path, and wearing the chains he forged in life. He says the eternity of lonely darkness ahead doesn’t trouble him, because his folly blazes clear and the grim reminder will walk beside him always. Still sharp!

Christ though, imagine you're just a run-of-the-mill burglar doing a bit of everyday burglary and things escalate and you end up inadvertently murdering Ann Widdicombe.

If they sold gilt cow ornaments, would it be called (I)Dollar Tree? (apologies if this is an old joke, I thought of it inside of one)

Not saying Nashville is humid rn but I walked a mile in jorts yesterday, took them off and went to wear them today and they could stand up by themselves.

HIGNFY needs investigating into its Fluffying up of christofascists into household names.

probably best to live your life in such a way that decent people don't immediately start saying "murder is NEVER FUNNY"

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

I still have spaces on my Animation Writing Masterclass course! Weekly classes in September, Saturdays over Zoom, at a US/UK/EU friendly time! Come learn everything I know about creating your exec-impressing calling card pitch and pilot script! animationscreenwriting.com

Today would've been Paul Byrne's 49th birthday, and it's also the last day of Pride Month. It's the perfect day to watch this excellent Larry Dean special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj52...

Had the most ‘Me’ Sunday planned, including a Civil Rights talk and Queer Mud Wrestling but stupid migraine is in the way :(

I wish Relaxin wasn’t such a vital chemical in the body for menstruation cos I reaaallly could do with a blocker for it when my joints decide to pop out only when I’m producing it.

A big green Junebug just yote itself into my window, knocked itself out and fell to the floor and a female cardinal immediately swooped in and scooped it up.

35°C is normal, we used to just call that summer! Here's how many summers topped 32°C 70s 4 80s 2 90s 8 2000s 6 2010s all of them 2020s all of them And here's how many summers topped 35°C 70s 1 80s 0 90s 2 2000s 2 2010s 3 2020s 4 (out of 6 so far)

Hey European pals… if the temperature inside your house is hotter than outside at night, aim a desk fan OUTSIDE the window, the air will circulate better.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

[AFTER KEIR STARMER RESIGNS] ME: PAL: ME: PAL: Lot of human rights abuses for a hu- ME: A LOT of human rights abuses for a human rights lawyer!

Merry Solstice, people in my phone 🌞

72 lives lost. 9 years later and 0 justice. Profit was put above human life. Justice must be done. www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/zack...

What in the FUCK this is REAL???

Shaka, when the scaffolds rose.

You up watching the livestream? Crazy right. But it got me thinking about all the scaffolding I’d built around my heart.

lmao

I am a person of simple pleasures but being freshly showered, snuggled up on the sofa reading a dungeon crawler Carl book, sipping wine, AND a storm is just rolling in. I am a pig in the proverbial.

Phwoaaar. *rubs hands on thighs*

these are getting weird

Artificial intelligence is attempting to kill deterministic computing the way electricity killed whaling. Dungeon Crawler Carl is our generation’s Moby Dick.

Sign outside the studio where we’re wrapped up our shoot of the four new MST3K episodes today. Yes, this is the level of professionalism you can look forward to. We’ve had a wonderful time making these. It’ll take a few months of post production but they’ll be out there before you know it. Wheee!

My spouse entered a drawing and won tickets to “The ADC: The LA” — so *FTC Warning* I didn’t pay to see the film. It’s a bit like “Jonah: a Veggie Tales Movie.” Though, it draws from Harlan Ellison’s “I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream” instead of the Book of Jonah. Excellent CG water. Recommend.

Giles is the main reason Buffy is still watchable as an adult, and if you're a millennial bisexual it's likely you measure your adulthood from when you realised he was the most fanciable one.

It’s an important rite of passage for a young nerd to realise that the correct option is neither Angel nor Spike but Giles.

We all have the ability to make the world a better place, each in our own way. I think it's fair to say that Anthony Head knew this, recognised it, and did far more than most to live up to the opportunities his fame afforded him in order to put good into this world whenever and wherever he could.

Fuck it. As soon as Joe gets up this afternoon I’m putting Repo! on and we’re gonna get pissed.

Broken. Anthony Head, what a fucking loss.

Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Thrilled that my screenwriting for animation Zoom course has had its first few sign ups already. I’m so excited to do this in September - I keep noodling on the lesson plan! I’m keeping spaces limited - if you’re interested, sign up while we still have room. It’s 20% off until the end of June!

Really enjoying this morning's #tt race. I would love for @badgerspanner.bsky.social and I to visit the Isle of Man someday. We probably could never afford to go during the races, but apparently you can hire guided tours of the 38-mile course in the off-season, which is quite appealing to me.

Absolutely grim read but the failures that caused this are happening all over the UK right now. Every single service demands full advocacy and they don’t care how they get it, and many fall through the cracks if there’s a power imbalance or no one to speak out for the vulnerable.

So pleased with how this is already turning out.

Banana for banana for banana for scale.

Banana (almost) for scale.

I do find it interesting how many "patriots" I come across that gleefully support Hobby Lobby, when they practically committed treason by dealing with literal terrorists to steal relics.

Sleeping with the bedroom window open and the Robins singing at 3am were charming but now they’ve woken the cardinals and there‘s constant beeeep beeeep twiiiillll.

Went thrifting and scored a wee Sylvanian families/Calico Critters house that’ll be the perfect base for making a little haunted house!

This brand of lunchboxes would never fly in British schools. Heheheheh Tit PRO.

Gluten free Cheez-its are the tits.