Time to go deliver mail in record low "tree explosion" temperatures. Tell my wife Kwik Trip was out of lemon dunkers

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

You should tell them "I still love you when you're sad." They probably need to hear that :)

From what I've read as of today the US version of Tiktok is now owned by the far-right red-pilled Trump-licker Larry Ellison, but I haven't seen anything in the news about it. Given it's one of the largest social media on the planet, I'd expect mroe noise about this. www.semafor.com/article/01/2...

Sigur post

Crazy how well this encapsulates Gunmetal Olympus, hat off to @callistokhan.bsky.social for choosing PE's epigraph.

cowgirls AND cow girls.....

CYBERCITY 34 - 03|15|2224 Detective: Elena Cross Subject: Gang activity, District 44 (“Rust Block”) As noted in my previous report, the recent surge in gang violence, human trafficking, and illegal use of military-grade mind-hacking software in D44 remains uninvestigated. 1/8

haters will see your sprite flashing and say "he is taking damage." you idiot. i am charging my buster blast

Imma go on a long-winded rant right now and tell all the Europeans, non-US North /South Americans, and Asian individuals to shut the fuck up with their nationalist bullshit unless they wanna start funding anti-partisan anarchist forces here in the US.

if folks don't have plans for March 3rd, let's go find a clearing in the woods

Player Guide for V&V 2.0 is almost ready, just going through and double checking that everything's in there, then I'll render. Quite like that so much of the art has little titbits of lore underneath it, haven't seen another RPG do that yet. Which means its either a good idea or a really bad one.

aren’t i cute enough to spoil? Staying this cute isn’t cheap! Tips and reskeets very much appreciated! 🥰 💛 💛 💛 $RoseGoldRevelry #fansly #nsfwsky #transnsfw #piercedtits #bskypromo #nsfw

Happy #werewolfwednesday Going to need a lot of caffeine to get through today.

"Submissive does not mean passive"

gonna make a super dad joke here but I wanna first assert that I have standing to make this fuckin joke. I am not OG resident evil but I did first play it in the mid-00s. ok here comes the joke prepare yourself. shouldn't he be attending evil by now? cool got that off my chest, thanks everybody

Smacznego🤍

It's true. As a wolf, I'll give a firsthand demonstration to anyone that's curious

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

Bell: ">:("

Post you at your Dykiest and there's OPTIONS

sometimes I wonder how many people have been sexually harassed out of trans spaces via that presumption of intimacy and sexualisation as a normal and required part of being present there

in general the presumed casual intimacy in a lot of trans spaces makes me super uncomfortable

necromancer

End of service is never easy

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need to drive my finger under some girl-thing's clavicle until her whimpering gets me rock hard

except for when *I* think it would fix things because i LIKE all the people involved

Protesters opposed to ICE disrupted church services in St. Paul, Minnesota, after it was revealed that one of the pastors serves as the field director for the ICE office in the city. (January 18, 2026)

causing psychic damage to @aura-autumn.bsky.social

LWA Sauna. This one probably isn't gonna get finished, so here you go.

Mobile Suit Gundam The 08th MS Team (1996) Episode 9 - Front Line 04:41.419

Appreciate a dragon by letting all the dragons face fuck you

my favorite way to bully @endlessember.bsky.social is when we play girlframe, all the girls can collect Gold Stars as rewards for good behavior, but i only award her shitty, weird stars: - copper star - piss star - negative-one star no matter what. her resigned reaction is *my* Gold Star

What a miserable day. Nothing even really /happened/ and yet I'm still throwing hands with some of the worst thoughts I've had in a hot minute Fym me what is going ON I have literally no reason to not be overjoyed rn

my jaw is square and my bite imprint is anything but clean, accepting applicants for heavy bags to kick

so that's why he wanted Leon's jacket

I'm gonna try to break my social media and phone addiction and more in person time this year. I think it'll help my brain a lot.

I heard it's #fcf 👀 #trans #ftm #petplay #T4T #kink

Midzel for my darling @hyrinku.bsky.social that I drew in december~ #midna #zelda #midzel

We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year! As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it! Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win! Rules next!

0 survival instincts

Those tiktoks of you driving somewhere and the car of your obsessive boyfriend sliding into the lane behind you or following you with no headlights on makes my pussy QUAKE 🫠🫠 I'd run away just to get him to stalk me and track me down like he's hunting.

Why take a good girl when you could have a bad bitch🦴⋆˚🐾˖°

version with alt text for accessibility: Wow this poster from 1941 was strangely prescient, as it's from 1941 and belongs to the commons feel free to have this, do with it what you want