Gonna tell my grandkids this was Madonna

Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo

who shot kirk

anyway today is a great day to sign up for Gretchen’s Patreon, since this dogshit site’s dogshit leadership have it out for her: www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

You can "honor" Kirk's memory by doing the thing he'd hate and donating to an organization that wants to help low-income trans adults receive gender affirming care: www.transincomeproject.org/donate (also read my interview with TIPs executive director in the original post)

Please consider signing up for Gretchen’s Patreon! It’s a very good one which you will enjoy (lots of very thoughtful film crit too) and there are $1 and $3 tiers so it doesn’t have to cost you much!

what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

ICE raided a popular restaurant in a San Diego neighborhood. About 3 dozen agents, some in full tactical gear, arrested restaurant workers while patrons were enjoying dinner. The ICE agents didn't expect a resounding rejection by neighbors & patrons. The community spontaneously protested.

He was a tech guy using diamonds to power his ugly machine. She pushed fake news and robbed people of their consent. Both wanted to genocide the entire planet. And they wanted us to root for the bisexual leather daddy who lived with his terminally ill father figure in their home for wayward teens.

Check out my pal Kyle’s rad UFO poems with an illustration by yours truly! www.icebreakerslit.com/read/ten-ufos @kylekouri.bsky.social @icebreakerslit.bsky.social

Lean how to summon your own ufos. New UFOs in @icebreakerslit.bsky.social with artwork by @figbar.bsky.social www.icebreakerslit.com/read/ten-ufo...

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

I had a lot of fun designing this gnarly logo for my friends’ gaming group @friendconme.bsky.social

I'm regularly one of maybe three to six people masking on any flight I take these days. Would HIGHLY recommend masking at least on planes, friends.

BE MINE www.inprnt.com/gallery/figb...

👽Here’s a new one, “On the Trail” 36x24 oil on panel 2025

bub.

BE MINE www.inprnt.com/gallery/figb...

I just wanna fuck shit up

🚨 COVER REVEAL 🚨 I am so beyond thrilled to share the cover for SPREAD ME! With art by Anders Røkkum, designed by Esther S. Kim, this cover is every bit as nasty and invasive and delicious as the book itself. I couldn't possibly love it more ✨👾🫦

An evergreen feeling 💥

The Girl from A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014)

Illustration of a subclass from my pal @dongwon.bsky.social‘s homebrew D&D setting “Voice Weavers spent centuries in deep contemplation of the echoing resonance chambers… of the Tower…. [B]athing in the overlapping harmonies and oscillations… unlocked a deep understanding of the world around them.”

The Qallupilluit are creatures from Inuit mythology that dwell near ice floes and steal children who wander too close to the water. Depending on the story, they might emit a shrill and paralyzing sound or a hypnotic ethereal hum. They might eat the stolen children or slowly absorb their youth.

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

And for those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...

And this, by Robert Florence, will never not be my favourite poem about Batman…

if I had access to a replicator, I would just stand by it all day, asking for Samoa cookies. Deck would call engineering to ask what’s the power drain, why aren’t warp engines working, but I’d catch that call, say, “Another anomaly, cap’n,” with coconut and chocolate crumbs all over my workstation.

This is Polly Drinkwater, a character I’m playing in a D&D game. She grew up in the Mahogany Swamps on a struggling snake farm. Her snake hair can produce poisonous gas and she recently learned she can can peel the skin off her body to transform into a cow-sized tarantula.

The Yuki-onna is a yōkai from Japanese folklore. She could be a vengeful ghost of a woman who died in the snow or during childbirth, or a princess of the moon who hitched a ride to our world on a snowstorm because she was bored and now she’s trapped here, or perhaps she is simply winter personified.

it has come to my attention that some buckaroos cant read recent BANNED IN TEXAS post so i have copied it onto my patreon for free to anyone who wants to read it there: www.patreon.com/posts/texas-...

just when you buckaroos thought 2024 would be a break from book drama, here comes chuck tingle in the mix. recently i was asked to be a featured speaker for the TEXAS LIBRARY ASSOCIATION conference. a few days ago they rescinded my invitation. here is what happened. tumblr.com/drchucktingl...

Years ago, my special ladyfriend Kelly played a werewolf in our D&D game named Chuck Montana who was inspired by Rosa from Brooklyn 99, Johnny Utah from Point Break, and World’s Greatest Author Chuck Tingle.

Direct quote from @kellylonesome.bsky.social