Slowly realizing that if RED DAWN happened today, I wouldn't be with the Wolverines, I'd be Harry Dean Stanton in that chain link cage screaming at them to avenge me

I have no mouth yet I must Wilhelm Scream

ROSEMARY'S BABY (1968) 136 min, USA

MANHUNTER (1986) dir - Michael Mann

My review of WEAPONS (2025):

NO COUNTRY FOR COLD MEN

NO COUNTRY FOR COLD MEN

I feel old. It's been a long month

RIP to the best who ever did it. A legend among humans.

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Madonna

I've never seen a single second of DANCING WITH THE STARS but I am alllllll in for this 🤟

The thing is that none of this Alien stuff works without Sigourney

This is what happens after everyone has downloaded Royal Kingdom

My favorite film quadrilogy

Hell yeah just got paid too!

too hot outside so I'm back on my RC bullshit.

he's just not the same without Echo

Matt and Trey should teach a class at the Learning Annex called HOW TO BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS, because truly no one does it better.

girl, same

he's just not the same without Echo

me at the coldplay show

"You didn't check trivago"

The more a band reminds me of Deep Purple the better that band is. I don’t make the rules! Ok this rule I did make but still.

My Mel Tillis joke went right over my kid's head

Age verification? We didn't get a color TV until I was 11 years old...

I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs

That's the best Superman movie anyone has ever made.

Been watching old TV movies all day on Tubi. It's just now dinnertime but I've already seen an alcoholic Martin Sheen torture his family, a stressed Cheryl Ladd abuse a young Nicole Eggert for crying too loud, and a drugged out Robby Benson die by gunfire while on quaaludes.

SILENT THUNDER (2025) dir - Isaac Medeiros Was not expecting to get a low-rent BONE TOMAHAWK rip-off with Jefferson D'Arcy in the Russell role, and certainly was not expecting it to be this watchable. Cheap & tawdry, well-executed fun, even if it's clear that time and money ran out by the end.

Da fuq is a grok?

I rode my bike 3 miles to see this movie & now I get winded opening the fridge door

James Gunn made the best SUPERMAN movie since I was 8 years old 🫡

If I had lasers in my hair, I would never get them removed

This is the time that DARK will finally click for me, I say as I start episode 3 for at least the 4th time

RIP to Lalo Schifrin, who composed a score for THE EXORCIST which Billy Friedkin hated so much that he threw the master reels out the window of the edit suite at 666 5th avenue.

Narrator: He had not

This is what happens when a 3000mah lithium battery is overcharged and explodes inside a latched, stainless steel ammo can on my driveway. Stay safe out there, folks

I was trying to park outside the Sam French bookstore and Ruth Buzzi screamed at me that I stole her parking space and then called me a cocksucker before she drove away.

I once had to setup Bryan Brown's VCR in his hotel room at the Carlton during Cannes. He did not tip.

They should walk away

Our digital screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ran into a problem about 15 minutes in & took almost 30 minutes to restart and I feel like there's a non-zero chance Tom Cruise will show up at all of our houses one by one to host private screenings sometime in the next few weeks

Our digital screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ran into a problem about 15 minutes in & took almost 30 minutes to restart and I feel like there's a non-zero chance Tom Cruise will show up at all of our houses one by one to host private screenings sometime in the next few weeks

It has come to my attention that I followed the wrong career path

They call them artists. After what I witnessed, I realized that word is insufficient. The young man - the artist, greeted me kindly. He then spake to me the words of power that will allow him to bring his creation to life. "Whole wheat, Italian or herb and cheese bread?"

Had a rough morning until my buddy told me to just concentrate on my breathing and remember that Kylie Minogue lingerie commercial from 25 years ago

Rescued the sweetest little boy ever today near our property. He'd been on his own at least a week, covered in bugs & pollen, and I had never seen a creature so grateful & happy before. He's since been bathed, chipped, vaxxed, and is being fostered at a wonderful home, but we miss him already 💔

How is Bruce Dickinson consistently both the best AND the worst singer in the world at the same time?

This is me, judging the shit out of Michael Keaton right now.