good morning, i come bearing great news: a second astrogoblin video with me in it has struck the timeline youtu.be/uUVuhyhDRv0

This week on the site, @youmeyou.bsky.social on Marathon. bulletpointsmonthly.com/2026/04/15/d...

Transitioning isn’t over until you feel comfortable saying “look I’m an ideas guy”

We used to be a real country, with real drive-in church services

OneDrive is the best service out there for emailing you pictures of your ex

The speed with which I clocked Jin Sakai in an episode of The Blacklist (2013)... I should be locked up

I finally read Flowers for Algernon and a big takeaway is that the Always Sunny adaptation is still the best out there

This is the line of division / Terminus Est Severian and Thecla from The Book of the New Sun

My insurance told me I'd hear from them in "24 business hours". That's- that's three days, isn't it? Good system!

I love this

wooooooof And here I was thinking an email from MoviePass in the year 2026 was a rare Good Thing

I might fuck around and repost this every time I have to use the creative cloud desktop installer

I did old yeller to my Google Maps app because they injected yet another AI button into the (already crowded) interface

red velvet call that a crimson dessert

Marathon is great because I can force my killer to confront my humanity by audibly begging over the prox chat

The D Line Extension to Wilshire/La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax and Wilshire/La Cienega opens...

Voyager is my favorite sitcom

Having a hard time thinking of something more evil than this

Taking a break from AltNPS to thank the goofballs at Astrogoblin (@handsomemaster.bsky.social, @momshome.bsky.social, and @jacobfullerton.bsky.social) for raising $28k for the Powderhorn Park Neighborhood Association! Join the stream and donate if you're able! www.givemn.org/story/astrog...

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Here's an enraging story I wrote about today: A lady currently incarcerated in Texas has been taking care of a stray cat. It got sick. Her daughter started a fundraiser to pay for the vet. The prison now has put her in solitary confinement. thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/15/p...

What the FUCK this sucks

I’m sitting on like 3 almost finished songs but the idea of having to be on IG and do promo makes me want to throw my bass off a bridge

Ray Donovan is an ally

Heard @momshome.bsky.social do the Dollman voice once and now it's an illness.

I have completed the second ever Strand-type Game

@momshome.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social and @jacobfullerton.bsky.social doing their most recognizable and accessible bit

74-year-old Chuck Schumer stumbles trying to pronounce Trump's name.

Thoughts and prayers to Gavin Newsom

A US military "advance team" arrived in Chicago yesterday, per leaked memo I obtained:

OH YEAH BABY 2009 IS BACK

Sow? More like wow!

Tony Hawkman

What a Yosemite Sam ass move

Much to think about

Recently been watching Goblins who can't decide if it's gonna be a Google lets play or a video game lets play Happy 1 year Astrogoblin! @jacobfullerton.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social @momshome.bsky.social !

Shadow Man Remastered (Steam) is $5.99 on Humble buff.ly/EmJn9u0 $5.99 XBL buff.ly/V2mtlX7 Deck verified

If you want context for this you'll have to tune into the @drawfeeshow.com Variety Hour stream on 6/7

Congrats to @jacobfullerton.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social and @momshome.bsky.social for a full year of Astrogoblin! May the Marlboro Mech get you to another year!

"Used - like new"

I asked Siri if color weighed anything. I didn’t know reflected light was built like that damn

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

Rip/Tear

They should give the Doom guy pronouns

This is my new favorite Astrogoblin video youtu.be/WhlWJHlS0Tk?...