BREAKING: Just hours after reopening, maritime traffic through the Strait of Hormuz is completely blocked due to an extremely large container ship running aground and becoming stuck

A new funniest sentence has emerged

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

A good thing happened??? in 2026???

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Big news this week: workers at LA's World Cup venue vote overwhelmingly to authorize a strike with days to go until the U.S. home opener. Plus: the IOC comes to town, the FBI confirms those "military exercises" were indeed for the World Cup, and so much more to read in this week's Hot Links 🔥

Apparently hitting “reset/reinstall” on a Windows 10 machine actually means “Please update me to Windows 11”

Oh my fucking god I thought they made this up. They did not. I just tried it myself

We get a fan every once in a while who seems to feel betrayed if we put something behind a paywall. Like buddy, this is my job! I love it but I’m not doing this shit for pure love of the game

on my birthday I took to the newsletter to write about the AI commencement address backlash, and how growing anger at AI is now irreversibly tethered to justified rage at the extraction class -- whether AI boosters like it or not

Astrogoblin's new TTRPG podcast feed is live! Well, the trailer is rss.com/podcasts/tra...

Have you bullied a waymo today? Cut them off, merge aggressively, cross the street slowww in front of them, and always assume there’s a passenger behind those tinted windows so you can shoot dirty looks accordingly

This entire article is a great read but the “Zombie Internet” passage towards the end goes unbelievably hard

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Elmo in the booth with T-Mac and John Kruk

Front row view of the D Line Ext! Free rides from 4am Fri May 8 thru 3am Mon May 11 on Metro 🚇🚍🚲🚐 Community celebrations 12:30pm-4pm Fri at new stations + Wilshire/Western

good morning, i come bearing great news: a second astrogoblin video with me in it has struck the timeline youtu.be/uUVuhyhDRv0

This week on the site, @youmeyou.bsky.social on Marathon. bulletpointsmonthly.com/2026/04/15/d...

Transitioning isn’t over until you feel comfortable saying “look I’m an ideas guy”

We used to be a real country, with real drive-in church services

OneDrive is the best service out there for emailing you pictures of your ex

The speed with which I clocked Jin Sakai in an episode of The Blacklist (2013)... I should be locked up

I finally read Flowers for Algernon and a big takeaway is that the Always Sunny adaptation is still the best out there

This is the line of division / Terminus Est Severian and Thecla from The Book of the New Sun

My insurance told me I'd hear from them in "24 business hours". That's- that's three days, isn't it? Good system!

I love this

wooooooof And here I was thinking an email from MoviePass in the year 2026 was a rare Good Thing

I might fuck around and repost this every time I have to use the creative cloud desktop installer

I did old yeller to my Google Maps app because they injected yet another AI button into the (already crowded) interface

red velvet call that a crimson dessert

Marathon is great because I can force my killer to confront my humanity by audibly begging over the prox chat

The D Line Extension to Wilshire/La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax and Wilshire/La Cienega opens...

Voyager is my favorite sitcom

Having a hard time thinking of something more evil than this

Taking a break from AltNPS to thank the goofballs at Astrogoblin (@handsomemaster.bsky.social, @momshome.bsky.social, and @jacobfullerton.bsky.social) for raising $28k for the Powderhorn Park Neighborhood Association! Join the stream and donate if you're able! www.givemn.org/story/astrog...

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Here's an enraging story I wrote about today: A lady currently incarcerated in Texas has been taking care of a stray cat. It got sick. Her daughter started a fundraiser to pay for the vet. The prison now has put her in solitary confinement. thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/15/p...

What the FUCK this sucks

I’m sitting on like 3 almost finished songs but the idea of having to be on IG and do promo makes me want to throw my bass off a bridge

Ray Donovan is an ally

Heard @momshome.bsky.social do the Dollman voice once and now it's an illness.

I have completed the second ever Strand-type Game

@momshome.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social and @jacobfullerton.bsky.social doing their most recognizable and accessible bit

74-year-old Chuck Schumer stumbles trying to pronounce Trump's name.

Thoughts and prayers to Gavin Newsom

A US military "advance team" arrived in Chicago yesterday, per leaked memo I obtained: