74-year-old Chuck Schumer stumbles trying to pronounce Trump's name.

Thoughts and prayers to Gavin Newsom

A US military "advance team" arrived in Chicago yesterday, per leaked memo I obtained:

OH YEAH BABY 2009 IS BACK

Sow? More like wow!

Tony Hawkman

What a Yosemite Sam ass move

Much to think about

Recently been watching Goblins who can't decide if it's gonna be a Google lets play or a video game lets play Happy 1 year Astrogoblin! @jacobfullerton.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social @momshome.bsky.social !

Shadow Man Remastered (Steam) is $5.99 on Humble buff.ly/EmJn9u0 $5.99 XBL buff.ly/V2mtlX7 Deck verified

If you want context for this you'll have to tune into the @drawfeeshow.com Variety Hour stream on 6/7

Congrats to @jacobfullerton.bsky.social @handsomemaster.bsky.social and @momshome.bsky.social for a full year of Astrogoblin! May the Marlboro Mech get you to another year!

"Used - like new"

I asked Siri if color weighed anything. I didn’t know reflected light was built like that damn

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

Rip/Tear

They should give the Doom guy pronouns

This is my new favorite Astrogoblin video youtu.be/WhlWJHlS0Tk?...

We love to see the word "scrappy" in the requirements of a job listing, don't we folks

🗣️ NO MORE MYSTERIOUS PRESENCES OF UNKNOWN INTENT WHO SPEAK ONLY TO MY CHARACTER IN GAMES

Oh good I was worried I’d learn how to make croutons

I told Sean Baker how to find the bathroom once. It's so powerful being part of an artist's story. He'll be pissing with the big boys now 🥲

Hey thanks for approving my new emote, Twitch twitch.tv/omelettesavory

Big things coming starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Most_co...

might check out The Gorge ON AppleTV @handsomemaster.bsky.social

Is it illegal to send a fish through the US Postal Service

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Just now learning I would do anything for 90s Gillian Anderson