One of the very few times when a police escort is correct.

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My favourite news articles are about fatbergs.

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

Hall of fame FT correction

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

Slow rollers for the zen crew

The Artemis II mission reminds me of these 1960s photos of NASA astronauts training in Iceland because they felt the terrain would be similar to what they'd encounter on the moon. The outfits are so great, even some 60 years later.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

7 April 1966: The tape loop sound effects are added to the Beatles' song Tomorrow Never Knows. George Martin: "We did a live mix of all the loops. All over the studios we had people spooling them onto machines with pencils…" See more: www.beatlesbible.com/1966/04/07/r...

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

He has risen

Would be ace if he just fucking died.

Good 70's horror mist at the woods. Bluebells have made an appearance.

Not often you get two cheeses in a sporting headline but today is that day.

MASSIVE fan of this one:

The red & blue albums really are the best of the best of The Beatles

1983, NYC

Ultimate- *ultimate* - Partridge final boss quote from Richard Keys in the Telegraph today. @luketurner.bsky.social @matcolegate.bsky.social @william-doyle.co.uk

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

I'm actually quite partial to 'Taking the rat taxi'.

I look forward to there being precisely zero consequences for the people doing this.

Which footballer vs Gen Z pop icon beef would you most like to see?

Caught a bus from Salisbury once to some comically named village, called something like Wankered Stoat. Bus driver stops halfway down this road, points out a massive pile on a distant hill. “See that big house there?” Everyone nods. “Well that’s Sting’s house. And he’s a cunt.”

Me now that Brent crude oil is up 50%

When you’re sitting in the away end with only a Twix for consolation

A L B I O N

Nothing should come as a shock anymore...but fucking hell

the whole round sea was one huge cheese, and those sharks the maggots in it

*Sade voice*

Wouldn't want to be a police horse on Las Ramblas tonight

The journey from doing drugs that create empathy, unity, peace and love, to drugs that create selfishness, greed, cheating and detachment is quite the analogy for our times.

Patricis Harris - Heaven Is In The Back Seat Of My Cadillac [Sweden, Italo Disco/Rap] (1984) - top cover of the Hot Chocolate classic. https://redd.it/1w9r3s https://youtu.be/u1gzK7yXAH4

My favourite Ramones song

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Teenage kids still both fast asleep at 11:15 on Mother's day.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Yep.

From Instagram. Willie Colón's funeral. www.instagram.com/_giafu

going to go with "no thank you" on this one, cheers

The football, isn't it? #UCL

Robert Frank & June Leaf’s house and studio is for sale. Why isn’t it being saved ? www.corcoran.com/listing/for-...

Not seen a Tudor have this big a howler since Henry VIII separated the Church of England from the Roman Catholic Church, establishing himself as the Supreme Head of the Church of England via the 1534 Act of Supremacy.

my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind