I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?

Pep Guardiola's war on Xmas

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

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Friend just sent me a pic of a shirt he got for Christmas. I love this. 😂

I go back to this episode every year. It's an emotional listen but really worth your time. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Sign at the car wash said 'no spoilers' No need for that really. We all know the cars come out clean.

Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social

Lots to consider here www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.

And you have to say that's magnificent.

Yikes...i bet the tourist board love image 1

30 seconds of bleak sea for all those who celebrate it. Sound up.

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

3 working days left for me until 5th of Jan.

Someone had dumped their record collection at the recycling bins in the park. I liberated a handful.

Tuesday

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

I despair at the persistence of the belief that a better world is just a few more murders away.

Possibly the greatest end of night record.

There's a really fucking cheap ladder on eBay if anyone can collect from Bristol, lads

This machine kills fascists

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

The crowd here, including myself.

On a bus to the swinging metropolis of Eastbourne to see Robert Plant 🍋

If a football club believes its supporters are so homophobic and transphobic that they can't be in the same space as a progress flag then that football club has catastrophically failed, and the only rational response from a club they are visiting is to ban away fans from the ground.

Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console My dummy:

Great plot twist 10/10

8/12/25 - nocturn

Comment ça, mort ? Martin Parr, 1952-2025

Hilarious AI host. Nope.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Never clicked a link faster in my life. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

When the electric guitar bit comes in during Mike Oldfield’s In Dulci Jubilo

Everyone’s a bit too chirpy today. You nred to get some of this down yer. About two days after Chris Cornell died, just hits like a ton of bricks.

He's m ng ist He’s check ice He find ou naught ice Norman Collier is comi town

From the Lido sauna this morning

Marlo has had a well overdue pre-Xmas trim. (Before / After)

The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?

Blimey. Kevin Shields' recent amp set up for the MBV shows.

Tax Max Factor's Wax Tractor

Reminded of this beauty

Good evening! This week's theme is South London. ------ 'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher (Guildhall Art Gallery)

Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody