Saved this from Twitter back in the day. Still enjoy it a lot.

“Hold It Now, Hit It” is actually about retaining possession effectively in a deep lying midfield role

Just seen footage of someone ram raiding the local late-night fingering hotspot after getting slung out by bouncers, and the DJ drops ‘Return Of The Mack’ in the middle of the chaos. The ultimate banger?

Starting to think that we might not be the greatest team the world has ever seen

Arsenal boys, on a bender, Bob De Zerbi’s a Silver member

Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

Assume Scott Mills is in talks for the Tottenham job and it would be so reputationally disastrous for the BBC they’ve had to act so decisively

Youngest child is really starting to push boundaries now. I know he’s only two years old, but he’s already acting like a fucking dickhead

Weird to think that Liza Minnelli and Dusty Springfield were respectively only 43 and 50 when they made their comeback records with the Pet Shop Boys. At the time they felt like ancient ghosts of showbiz past. The equivalents now (in age if not in stature) would be Cheryl Tweedy and Emma Bunton.

Your dad is burning through your inheritance after the divorce, and there’s nothing you can do to stop him

“I know it was you, Bingo”

Remembering the ancient ways

A rough time for diehard Libertines fans

#FoundItInADrawer I was clearing out a drawer earlier & found a couple of things that may be of interest? 1. Eastbourne Town FC Ultras stickers ⚽ #NonLeague #Football #musicsky #TG⚡ @punkandnewwave.bsky.social @scotspostpunk.bsky.social

"The argument for electrifying our railways will become clearer in time." British Rail, 1979.

Good for him

Why’d ya have to go and make Spurs so relegated?

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Between this and Dubai getting bombed, it's a terrible few days for the worst people you know.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

People knock the Islamic Republic, but we only got a day for the Queen

Incredible 😭😂😂😂😂

Eze good Eze good Eberechi Eze’s good

Whatever you possibly think this could be, it’s even better. All in the delivery.

Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

Arsenal have restocked the sold-out long sleeve third shirt just as morale is in the toilet. Coincidence?

Me in the cab home from the afters

“OK, people are scared of crypto. So we need our new platform to be associated with a rock-solid, dependable institution which will absolutely not fall to bits at the last minute. Got any ideas?”

Great being an Arsenal fan innit

"You're out, Tom"

14 years ago today. No social media manager. No PR. Just raw unfiltered emotion and heartfelt stream of consciousness for a much-loved and much-missed musical icon. The day the music died and Twitter peaked. @

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

I’ve seen blokes on nonce sting videos speak with more confidence than that ref, voice cracking as he justifies the VAR decision over the stadium tannoy

Train home is teeming with rugby fans. Hope we get derailed

I love how clumsy Gyokeres is. Bet he loads the dishwasher by just chucking everything on top of each other. They still get cleaned!

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Gyokeres beating his man to slot in

Jeffrey Epstein uploaded 38 photos to the photo album “Random”

Living in the future is class

Frankly incredible job listing

Every picture of Neil Young with a pono makes him look like a ‘sovereign citizen’ from Yeovil measuring 5G near birds and cats.

We’re playing like mid 90s Graham Arsenal, but minus a killer of a striker up front to mop everything up. Pretty gruelling watching us spend most of the game nervously trying to thumb it in

Bet Jack Roworth will come off the bench and score for Forest

“To Dare Is To Boo.”

Last throw of the dice from Thomas Frank here

Honking at Musk’s PS1 face