I’m certainly not the first to say Musk’s sad highest ambition is to be good at posting. No one would care whether you can read or are smart if you’re funny on the $44B microblogging site. Musk knows he’s a Don Jr-level wit online and he can never get rich enough to make this stop bothering him

I think some of the posters on Bluesky are also extremely invested in their identities as the downtrodden underclass, and evidence that they’re pretty well off, actually, threatens them.

Just noting how unmistakeable the self-authored Trump posts are in their barely literate bombast

This administration has done wonders in clarifying the ontological framework of evil versus good

Barely weasel

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

Once again, in an area with fantastic public transportation and almost no parking, we have for some reason elected to drive

Family separation in c2017 was the blueprint for this. Trump didn’t invent the policy but his people introduced a depraved indifference to human life and wellbeing. They hit on the idea of just not bothering to keep track of the people in their care, just losing them and shrugging

Adopt this dog, but think twice before lending her money, accepting a ride from her, or joining her breakaway church

Religion-wise, I am a single-issue believer: I believe there is a hell and that the people who implement and execute this horror will burn there for all eternity

Woodcock content is video gold (I make these videos to play in class while I’m handing out papers; no student ever so much as glances at them)

bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes

$9.50 for a Quarter Pounder Shloske? How much demand for shloske was there that folks was paying $65 to put it on a burger in 1974?

From John Ganz @lioneltrolling.bsky.social. It occurs to me that this is “they hate us for our freedoms” a quarter-century later. MAGA wants to bring NYC to heel because the city is the embodiment of the American ideals that MAGA rejects

Cuomo for Mayor: Not in the Face!

The alt text makes this a hall-of-fame post

I missed this delicious morsel. White and conservative in Humble TX is the easiest of easy modes. I know a guy who packed his family off to Idaho from Katy TX because it wasn’t conservative Christian and you-know-the-ones enough for him but at least he didn’t get himself sent to a war zone

it's so funny to say that you're being oppressed for being white and conservative and you live in Humble

This is NOT a “and you’re surprised?!” post—just noting the GOP tradition of crocodile tears for imperiled Christians in foreign lands coupled with depraved nonchalance toward shipping our (nonwhite) Christian brethren off to miserable deaths abroad www.bbc.com/news/world-m...

Fish head soup, now with more eyeballs

Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896

Happy Halloween from the people who harvest your #Halloween pumpkins. 🎃 ¡Feliz Halloween de parte de quienes cosechan tus calabazas de Halloween! 🎃 #WeFeedYou

Between this and the Louvre prosecutor describing the suspects’ statements as “minimalist” while bragging that they had worked on the case over a weekend it’s an absolutely incredible week for Frenchness

Watching regular baseball after months of nothing but Ohtani highlights on the news is like, aha, apparently smacking the ball into orbit is much harder than I’ve been led to believe

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

If you were wondering how the Russian war machine ran out of gas and tires about 200 yards into Ukraine in the spring of 2022 it probably includes schemes like this.

Might become one of the guys who insist that every viral post is a precision device, tweaked to get a reaction out of you, the numbskull you are, unable to discern and truly appreciate the craft of engagement bait and lecture you that despite all evidence things are Not As Dumb As They Seem

You goddamn people put up some of the funniest shit I ever seen about this baseball game 🫡

This is a good illustration of what’s happening tonight re ICE leadership purge. Posts and caption identify this dude as ICE, but his uniform says Border Patrol. A LOT of the most aggro stuff that has been casually attributed to ICE (esp in Chicago and LA, and in Portland in 2020) was actually CBP.

Dammit, busyness level just ticked up to “lunch must be eaten while walking”

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

Christ, people, MAGA isn’t bulldozing the WH and using the flag as toilet paper because they’re at heart exactly the same kind of communist as you. It’s because they see these things as their personal property and would rather destroy them than share them with their hated fellow Americans

Unceremoniously yanking off an entire side of the WH is a particularly blatant example of the MAGA notion that the flag and other national symbols and properties are their personal property to use as toilet paper if they please

I believe in hell

Oh god, Fairhope AL, I spent ten years there in February 2024 clearing out my mom’s apartment

Quit ICE Take off your mask Find honest work Repent your ways

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

This is the sign that moved me most today. The simple message. The homemade lettering. She seemed tired, but resolute. Saw so many people from that generation today. People whose parents lived through WWII, who know what fascism looks like, and who may not be around to see us get out of this.

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

Thank god there were no cops there, just imagine how many attendees they would have shot in self defense

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Ah Saturday morning, gotta wake up early to do all the unpaid prep work required to make it through the following week of the work that doesn’t pay the bills

welcome to all the new followers fleeing twitter for this website where they only oppress trans people the kinda normal baseline amount we're all used to. a little about me, i work at the dick sucking factory, but don't get too excited, im just the IT guy

god this is so funny because back when I had my life blown up due to white people tweets I lost exactly zero (0) friends defector.com/free-press-r...

idk man the word "exile" is a little extreme here considering

I’d been thinking for a while that it seems like a startling number of rappers have died in their mid-40s to mid-50s from natural causes but it didn’t really feel like an epidemic until I saw this list. 😦

Oh my god not D’Angelo www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/a... (gift link)

They don’t see themselves as enforcing immigration laws. They see themselves as deciding who gets to be American

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.