doing knifeplay with a bladeless knife with no handle

queen sized dick dinner for crab

when the balls have a dick >>>

pussy from a girl who hates christmas

Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."

i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

"The party of the proletariat must learn to catch every liberal just at the moment when he is prepared to move forward an inch, and make him move forward a yard. If he is obdurate, we will go forward without him and over him."

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

Mamdate of heaven confirmed

you used to hear about memory foam all the time back in the day. what happened

cock cage that looks like the winrar logo

"Oh boy can't wait to do some river fishing!" The Perced Out Salmon about to break my ankles off:

THE MEME IS REAL

have you heard of "2". indie classic. your favorite number's favorite number

every indie dev team needs an assigned political commissar to prevent them from making a "cozy game"

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

clicker training my yerba mate

muscle man voice my mom is the woke version of borat voice my wife

leaving my wife today after a month or living together :(

One fascinating thing about the most self-serious newspaper in America with its staff of the winning journalistic meritocrats is that it routinely, institutionally publishes completely made-up bullshit speculation about pure abstractions, based on zero reporting, written as if it were plain facts

"i used to be a 4chan user" yeah well i used to be dope but then i got swag

here’s just a list of numbers

recently i’ve been playing around with the idea of crosswords as art, not to be solved but observed. this is an attempt to look at the inside of my head “Puzzle Pieces 01”

anglers fuck better because they tangle the pussy in the fishing line

the iceman:

i did not expect kem jennings' bsky account yo be so good. this man is a mormon television host

When Sheldon sees a weird prehistoric fish

The day has come once more

Happy 4th

(shares appreciated) (urgent) due to circumstances out of my control, my moving plans for august had to be canceled. i have no place to go in chicago, & i am stuck in texas for the time being. i can stay with my parents, but several transphobic laws come into effect in september

last flight concluded. now just getting baggage and then its wife time

one flight left

im so fucking bored. 4.5 hours til next flight

now in denmark 🇸🇯

the three distinct train rides are done. now we wait for the three distinct flights

my approx. 29 hour journey to norway begins now...

"do people even do autobiography anymore or are they just doing video essays" - christina

i love dubiously trespassing in disused corporate labyrinths

Rascal speaks to @jeffstormer.gobirds.online about Party of One's new identity. What does it mean to be an interview show disguised as an actual play?

kieron played seven part pact also, and wrote about gm-full games & his experiences!

truly, tonight is a banner night for the “a better world is always possible” posters. secondly, and more importantly, it is one for the Haters

It’s time