It’s kinda scary how delusional Trump supporters are🤨like you REALLY think we’re winning the war rn?!

Our first date was tacos and margaritas on cinco de mayo

Zainab has some rude people removed from the show. 😂😂😂😂

I hope they put him on all the "In Memorium" montages during award season need year because THIS ONE HURTS! 😭😫

17,000 Spirit Airlines employees have lost their jobs. As much as we joke about their planes, they still provided a service. Whew. When will this end?

Some people don’t want to be part of the process; they just want to be part of the outcome. But the process is where you figure out who’s worth being part of the outcome.

May is International Masturbation Month. First observed in 1995 to stand with Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders who was fired by President Bill Clinton when she suggested that masturbation should be taught in schools as part of Sex Ed, the month seeks to destigmatize and celebrate self pleasure

Meg. Lord knows she needs a good friend that doesn't want anything from her than to be a friend! 🙃

For May ,I’m claiming everything meant for me — more blessings, more wins, and more self-love. Im Manifesting abundance, positive energy , new opportunities & just good vibes . I’m going into this new month with God & a Plan ✨🦋 Sweet dreams 😴

People say you can’t rely on an employer to keep your bills paid so be your own boss blah blah blah… okay so what happens if the customers stop buying? Exactly. This is why we need a robust social safety net. You can’t seven streams of income your way out of hard times

Target has a coordinated, effective boycott against it that's brought it to its knees. That's why we boycott target. Boy, or girl, or enby, bye.

You can sell rich people anything if you put a fancy enough name on it

Mustard and ketchup absolutely goes in the fridge.

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I can't wait for the hot contrarian takes: "I survived the WHCD massacre. Here's why I think every workplace needs a loaded magnum revolver."

I seem to remember an old saying that if someone is willingly dining with ten fascists, then there are eleven fascists at the table etc.

Chrome knows. (via Dr. STONE SCIENCE FUTURE)

Ykw. IT’S FOR A GOOD CAUSE

Men uphold patriarchy thru repeated patterns of behavior like infidelity (that’s consistently praised or ignored by their peers) & literal murder. Women call that out and it’s just “gender wars” or “ps5 beep” lolololjajajajaj FOH.

But you trust a little less. You invest a little less. You give everything a side-eye until proven otherwise. That shit deregulates your entire nervous system. And people walk away like they’ve done nothing to you worth talking about. Like you’re no one.

Fumbling Megan Thee Stallion is crazy. I'm a fairy and even I know that.

They hate Meg cuz she’s all encompassing Pretty and legit nerdy A “hoe” and a faithful lover girl Cooks/cleans and has a successful career Famous rapper and college educated Body is real and body’s tea Girls girl and loves her man There nothing to condemn her for, which makes them hate her more

Complete clown show. I'm going to bed. We are governed by clowns.

Relationship podcast fuel everywhere. IG/TT are gonna be insufferable til bout July. Damn you, Klay...you Doug Funnie looking mf!

imagine you detached from reality you have to be for shots to ring out in an apparent assassination attempt, for people to scramble...and then just GO KEEP EATING YOUR SHITTY DINNER. go the fuck home, you weirdos! don't you have families who worry about you!?!

DOWN DOWN BABY, DOWN BY THE ROLLERCOASTER, SWEET SWEET BABY, I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Greater Blue-Eared Starling Bird Nature's living gem: sparkling sapphire feathers and bright eyes

Return to your books. Place your heart in the hands of the source and form your own intimate understanding of what has been written Cultural context is not enough, if it was you’d niggas would know women are your spiritual equal and are to be cared for.

So I just heard. Who the F is staying at an event that just got shot up and that the president was evacuated out of?

2026 is going to be my year I told myself… Me this entire year:

Man's really said "Kevin Samuels even got me dressing better" and posted himself in a suit made of what appeared to be burlap sack skin with more wrinkles than a shar pei. You can dress better without hating women. Well...i can.

And the way Wale sampled this song…. Whew!!!!

It’s not funny, but baby we (THEY) ain’t learned to leave wild animals alone yet?

Too many folks don't see how making women financially reliant on men (when you could just help them) sets them up to be abused for me. . . All week we been seeing stories about men killing women, and you're gonna tell a 21 yr old she can't ask you for help? NGL. . . I'm grossed out.

bluesky is faster than watching the draft

I need them to drop a Jacksons: American Dream remaster 🗿 i don’t think I’ve ever seen it in decent quality

Mariah and JAŸ-Z had a cute video for Heartbreaker.

Nooooooo

Good. Though I know these greedy ass companies about to run up the price if this happens.

Both yall villains

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Him and offset about to have a MJ OFF! Lol

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: NOVEL NOVEL NOVEL NOVEL

REACHING FOR SOMETHING IN THE DISTANCE SO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE IT

Morgan Freeman paid for the prom. There’s a documentary about this. I was in college when it happened. Because it was 2007 Two-thousand Seven TWO THOUSAND SEVEN

F*ck around and find out. See you tomorrow, Beautiful Unwell. #TheVampireLestat

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