I’m not going to keep repeating myself. If I tell you what the issue is… And you keep doing what you do… Imma do what I do. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I say this every two weeks and mean it every time. Dirty macking is peak performance art and I love it so much!

Lastly: For MY people… Good job this year, brothas and sisters. Beyond the summer time bullshit, we proved that our collective consciousness is real. We stayed out the damn way. Let’s keep that up. Gatekeep our shit, pay dust to the haters and fuck w/ each other the long way. We gon be alright! ❤️

Five: It’s okay to feel bad about doing the right thing for yourself. You are the only you that you have. Nobody in the WORLD is going to love you like you do. So take care of and be kind to yourself, but ALSO check yourself. Forgive you for your shit and press on. Don’t wallow, babycakes.

For three: The world, specifically this raggedy ass country, is a fucked up space. Find joy and don’t let the opps take your peace. Talk to the homies. Take care of one another. Fall in love with the life you have. Time ain’t forever and trouble don’t last always. ❤️

For two: Let the hot take this year be NO MORE FUCKING HOT TAKES. These takes ain’t hot. They ain’t even lukewarm. It’s uneducated drivel being peddled by the unloved and unseen in love with the sound of their own voices and desperate for validation. The like button won’t heal you, fam. STFU.

For one: I don’t want to hear NOBODY hot takes regarding relationships. Hey. Shut the fuck up. *Riley voice* These bullshit summertime conversations ain’t worth two dead flies. Do what works for you - or don’t. Either way: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

2026 is coming so let me put my manifesto out here now for posterity.

This. WTF is going on now?!

Coffee!!!!!!

At home, finally, having quiet morning coffee with my wonderful step-father. ❤️ He’s amazing and he always makes sure my special mug is ready for our coffee hijinks! 🤣

Because holiday Bob is the best Bob. ❤️ 🎄🎅🏾 Happy Chrimmuh!

If he wants it on there so bad, ask him if he’s willing to die for it.

Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."

I mean….

I grew up with so much propaganda about China: communism and the geopolitical opposite that the US stood against. And at the end of the day, everyone’s just trying to control women and force breeding. Society is so unimaginative, it’d be boring if it weren’t so brutal.

Convinced every government is being ran by the dumbest mofos on the planet.

Games are trash right now. Money is tighter than a roll of quarters in a donkey’s ass. YT racist, incel gamer boys are polluting the gaming community. Them GOTDAMN tariffs! The suits are making the games for profit - not for fun.

My people. Mine. ❤️

I mean…

Anime and old shit. Dassit. Oh and Abbot Elementary.

Recover?!? RECOVER?!

we weren't meant to live this fast. that’s why our bodies push back, with anxiety, exhaustion & illness. we were made for slowness. for connection, care, nature, laughter & deep presence. that's where we belong. that's where we can return

Oh we done got OLD OLD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The white guys regularly shooting up churches, schools, malls, movie theaters etc... are not *terrorists* and there are no calls to deport them and their families. Interesting.

There is nothing in this world that could convince mw to listen to FMF yelling, screaming, ignant ass RIGHT AFTER I OPEN UP MY EYES.

20. Leave me alone. 🤣🤣🤣

The GOTDAMN accuracy.

Yooooo.. not Carl Carlton! My lord! This timeline sucks.

“There are three ways to look: young, old, and surgical.” - Fran Lebowitz

The fuck is going onnnnn?!!!

Final Fantasy X

Dawg I still remember when Sheen bagged Libby. When they went to the Museum and Libby saw herself in them exhibits. Bruh Cultural Reset

Me. Daily. Help.

Please note that the 12B bailout of framers is not for Black farmers. It never is.

I WANT TO LOOOOOOVE YOU!

Fountain pens and inks!

… hush puppies baby!

I hate Eddie Murphy and it will always be smoke BUT I cannot deny… that man gave us LEWKS over the decades.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me:

When you tell your friends the truth, there is a difference between delivering it with TACT and delivering it with SPITE.

Yes lord!

The GOAT: Ninja Scroll

I don’t keep yes-men around me. Your job as my friend is to tell me when I’m out of pocket.

Privately, by and large. The old folks say you just pull folks by their coattails, but address it in private.

Me. Cause that’s what real ass friends do.

They be big TEDDY BEARS!

This is so necessary. I am still navigating the damage mostly white charters did to my kiddo. (She’s in public and it’s much better for her.)