The fish I caught! Buddy!

People always talk about the financial cost but nobody talks about the emotional cost. Children require so much of your emotional real estate and you have to have your shit together to give it. It’s rough. I dig it tho.

Cause that heffa is now the weight she used to shame everyone else for.

I swear we seem to have magic sci fi technology. They'll be like we cured diabetes and sickle cell in a few people. We have a shot that prevents AIDS. We invented a cancer vaccine. And then people will be like why aren't you excited about a computer lying to you?

The Grim Reaper is taking the wrong cats and, dammit, I DEMAND SATISFACTION! BONE SANDALS, GET. YOUR. SHIT. TOGETHER.

If the death of a relationship is inevitable, just let it die. Don’t ask to take a break and then beg someone to take you back knowing good and damn well that you don’t really want the relationship in the first place. Fuck around and destroy the whole friendship for no reason.

I mean IMMEDIATELY. Call HR on his ass NEOW.

Today is the first day of early voting in Texas. Go vote. www.votetexas.gov/voting/early...

Oh… please note: I’m blocking colonizers AND muting weird Negroes today. Take that colonized, brainwashed, Stockholm Syndrome shit elsewhere. Thanks.

Chiiiiiillllllleeeee…. I am EXHAUSTED. Like, take his ass now. Please.

My block button is ready today.

Jesse Jackson is gonna get slandered a lot today by "the others." Please dont help them. The problem with getting old is that you dont get to die young in all your glory and best days. People get to see your full humanity and imperfections. Like normal

Big Sandals… Come the fuck on bro.

Very meh. The premise was dope but the execution was … and it was full of virtue signaling that was unnecessary? Like - ok, thanks but wildly unrealistic. Especially for something set in New York. I’d pass it and go straight to Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman.

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.

Early voting starts tomorrow in Texas.

The plot thickens….

TEXAS #Blacksky! The primary is MARCH 3 Check your registration to make sure you can still vote! VOTE!! @morganbetalkin.bsky.social

Bitch McConnell dead yet? I’m seeing Big Sandals snatching folks left and right… he ain’t gone yet?

I don’t want AOC or Gavin.

I mean … fuck AI but my feelings aren’t hurt by this. It’s not like PS5 has a deep enough catalogue anyway to even be contemplating a 6.

White mama bi-racials are next to never beating the allegations.

Beware… men will take you to places that activate your allergies like sleeper agents and then blame you for being a stuffy sneeze monster. 😒

Martin. Based off the culture he showcased and the caricatures he played. Jerome, Dragon Flyy Jones, Sheneneh Jenkins, Otis…

I think they are lying for people to let their guard down

She sang like it shonuff was. She sang like them the only bones that ever existed. Skull? Fables and nonsense. Femur? An airy concoction of a diseased and fervid mind. Scapulae? HA!!! All persons of good breeding know that bones are only available in two varieties: THUGGISH and RUGGISH.

Because invoking club smoke was the order of the day.

Talk about it. Wanya was talking that SHIT on DJF.

Only Shatasha knows.

Whoooooooohoooooooooo! WE CAN MAKE IT COME ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!

Not slick at all

Just elect another Black President. (If another election is allowed…) They’ll be back in action in no time.

I HATE when older Black women at the job throw you under the bus. Bitch are you SERIOUS?! During Black History Month?!

I can’t tell you how many times I get told “I think I know everything” when hyperknowledge & hyperindependence has literally been key to my survival in life.

CeeLo. Snoop. Nelly. Anyone who betrays the same culture that made them household names should be shunned. Definition of "sellout." And there's plenty more, I'm sure.

A veritable CASCADE of pedophiles. Fucking disgusting.

Yoooooo! Tiger King was a TIME!

Always. Every. Damn. Time. Like, go the fuck away.

I remember when Surya did this. I watched it, riveted. Idgaf who they say did it first - I KNOW WHO DID. And she did it twice cause she was pissed off. Surya for LIFE.

It’s Black History Month. Block these obtuse ass 8x11s and enjoy the rest of your month.

Out. Fucking. Rageous.

Write more novels and publish them. Stack degrees like Jenga. Travel to very green places. Hang out with my loved ones.

Do I need to go ahead and pre-order Avowed?

You know… As the Ep files get discussed and alllll these trash white men get talked about …. When we gonna talk about the WW who were perfectly ok with serving their daughters up to this perverse bullshit? They complicit as FUCK.

CHILD THIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!! Speak about it!