*me waiting on TMZ*

My main man, Najee. My cousin’s dad put me on when o was a wee little in the 80s. I been bumping him ever since. ❤️

Earned It - Weeknd I hope I never hear that shit again in life.

Let it be today, Lord. I’ll take today OR tomorrow. Just… make it so.

I need Arsenio Hall to have a show again. ❤️

Eddie Murphy impersonating Tracy Morgan was some of THEEEEE funniest shit.

My mama too crazy for that. Nahhhhhh.

Thank you for this. You’re doing the Lord’s work. ❤️

Just blindly throwing dick around.

The only way mediocre hwite men excel is nepotism, racism and active interference of anybody better than them.

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

I’m starting to think that this- all of THIS - was a scheme set up by Todd to come to US with the BULLSHIT!

Sour Patch Straws

Not the panty patrol!

Chiiiiilllllle… I just decided to redo my bedroom. 😩 I clearly am not in my right mind. Between the frame, the mattress, the sheets, the duvets, the accessories .. Yeah. Shits ridiculous. Godspeed, fam.

Ahhh! Eh, I think it’s still ok. Typically when the relationship is tight and the bond is good, the honorifics are softer. My dad was always daddy. My mom has been mom the majority of the time. (And also that woman, Lady Hitler, and the dreaded “mother”. 🤣)

May his obituary be a blessing.

This. My daddy was daddy until the day he died. Before my wedding I was sitting on my daddy’s knee, drinking a beer and cackling at the suit my mom’s boyfriend wore to the wedding! 🤣🤣🤣 Me and that man used to CUT UP! ❤️

This whole admin can eat the East end of my ass. I’m. Not. Doing. SHIT. This whole country is insolvent. They can fuck right off.

No. That’s his mommy! I think it’s sweet!

NOT. FAST. ENOUGH.

That’s what EYE wanna see.

The Suite Theme (sexy, drowsy seduction) Whenever Wherever Whatever (peak yearning) Welcome Dancewitme (Noir grooves that are hip shakers) I wore that entire album out. It really doesn’t have any skips.

The world will be smoke and ashes before 8x11s admit they fucked us all. Failed an open book fucking test. We could have been spared ALLLLL this shit.

White Christians spent a millennia warning about the anti-Christ… Only to make him the fucking president. I hate everything.

I’m so glad all I watch is CrunchyRoll, YT and various other streaming services so this orange douche can’t interrupt my flow. Fuck him. May his obit be a blessing.

My kid says I might have a problem… heh 😅

I haaaaaaaate that raggedy ass bitch.

Mercy. The treasure that was Phyllis Hyman. 😩❤️💔

I’d like to add: Foolish Heart - Steve Perry OR Sharon Bryant Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin Love Fool - the Cardigans

Six more months until Halloween. 🦇🎃

Literally. Don’t play with my emotions.

The WORST shit!

Literally MEEEEE! WTF is in the Backwood, babes?

I am so tired of being in love with the shape and profile of Moleskine but being BETRAYED by their paper. Inks feather. It bleeds. Fountain AND gel.

Moleskine has done something so egregious, so alienating to me PERSONALLY. Moleskine has the best hand feel and footprint of any notebook brand…. … but their paper is smoking hot fucking garbage.

We need to talk about Moleskine.

The extreme level of dissonance we have to engage in everyday just to participate in this bullshit is excruciating. Give yourselves some grace and some leeway. ❤️

I need more coffee right now. Like NEOW!

Madonna/Whore type shit.

S C R E A M I N G 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dungeon Crawler Carl - Matt Dinnaman This shit is hilarious, sad, tense, and outrageous.

Both. But I tend to lean more Fantasy.

Put. It. In. My. Veins.

Superman & Lois…. 9.5/10 Binged it. Broke my sleep. Totally worth it. Even when it was predictable at times - still amazing.

Awwww! Poor Doomsday. 😩

Literally

Omg DOOMSDAY is kicking Superman whole ass! What the fuck!?!

Motörhead

Together again.