Some of you remember Chuck Norris as an action star, others as an accomplished martial artist. I remember him for his jeans with the spandex gusset, designed for kicking.

A lot of leftists seem to be using Graham Platner as an excuse to dip their toes into publicly applauding and supporting antisemites. And guess what that makes you? An antisemite!

So, I watched the Tucker Carlson clip so many people enjoy. Dude uses fascist dogwhistles and placating language throughout. Just because he speaks well, it doesn't make him reasonable.

www.nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/b.... In case anyone cares

My TikTok is now 80% dogs (mostly Border Collies) and 20% marginally good analysis of the war.

heads up - block this account. It's scraping bsky data to make a 'trading and selling people' game from our profiles, opt out only. 🤮🤮🤮 bsky.app/profile/blue...

So, I was only tangentially aware of the Flag Football stuff via video clips. If one were to go with that, the NFL guys dominated. www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/fan...

Sometimes, you have to really wonder how any of these people ever had jobs beyond entry level positions.

They'll just shoot people who beep when the metal detector goes off.

For Immediate Release. "STAR WARS" SET TO BEGIN PRODUCTION IN TUNISIA ON MARCH 22.

My oldest daughter was a prolific dater in High School. I called all her boyfriends "Whatshispickle" until she met the dude she's been with for 5 years. There's no point in terrorizing some poor kid who you'll probably never see for very long. Mullin is an asshole.

The President should be apprehended and removed from office. That is my moderate position.

Favourite Boy Band? youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q?...

I can’t believe I have to say this but Having Money and Belongings doesn’t make you a capitalist.

Well, that's a threat

This guy is not the MP in Red Deer. He's not even an Alberta MP. He's my MP from Saskatchewan. He doesn't do any sort of MP work, just reposts Poilievre and screenshots of right wing papers. Now he's wasting taxpayer money on pointless trips #canpoli

Yeah, well, thems the rules. Heretics get burned at the stake.

They pay people to write this! Who says journalism is dead? I really need a punditry gig, because I could half-ass something like this in my sleep.

There are many great soundtracks. Only one great movie song youtu.be/SjWrERa4cy4?...

Priest: Do you reject Satan and all his works? Me: Dear Satan, I appreciate the chance to review your works and while I found much to admire, they don't fit my needs at this time. I wish you the best of luck in tempting elsewhere. #writing #submitting

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

Chuck Norris is dead?

Only because the name "No Icky Girls" was too on the nose.

Ah yes, the quiet bedroom community of Santa Clara...

I always imagined newspeak to be far more clever

And also as a massive "Fuck you" to US Oligarchs

And GHWB puked on a PM, in Japan, on live TV.

In other words, a weak man's idea of a strong man. Everyone who has stood up to Trump knows he'll bend the knee. He's an empty suit in the final phase of his life and wants as many as possible to suffer before he dies

NATO always wargames together, and the Americans usually don't plan for low tech solutions or organized opposition.

So, two of the smartest people to play Survivor went head-to-head and my guy Christian came out on top. Also: if the Mr. Beast thing is as lame as the Zac Brown thing, that would make Probst's rapping the 3rd worst thing of the season #Survivor50

I think often too many of us sort of mock or deride it as par for the course—which in one sense it is—and don’t recognize it as an escalation, which it is also is. I’ve been writing on these issues for years. Hegseth is by far the most militant Christian nationalist at this echelon of power.

I call on Keir Starmer to step up and end this war right now with a bold act of statesmanship: sell nuclear weapons to Iran

No one has really done a good job explaining why we all have to go to work whilst on the brink of Armageddon.

Wow, I don't care at all about Zach Brown in any capacity #survivor50

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

What? Like shit? Ok then!

The war seems to be going poorly for literally everyone not involved in the war.

Man, I wish I cared enough about baseball to really enjoy the next-level aura of Venezuela beating the USA. As it is, I think it's pretty neat.

Yeah, it was always going to be gas prices. It was never going to be something repugnant, like child rape. It was never going to be something reprehensible, like concentration camps. Nope "mah f350 costs 20 bucks more to fill" was the line. Fuck them.

Living her best life.

If the show is like the comic, it will be glorious #Maul #StarWars

Guys, Trump didn't post this, be better

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

The dementia-ravaged president is increasingly spewing nonsense and acting erratically, with dangerous consequences for the entire world and it seems like that really should be all we're talking about.

America: famously not an economy built on consumerism.

Winter is over. Time for the cargo shorts.