I'm still banned from saying "Sassy", because I said it after everthing my wife said for a week.

KC loses and all is right in the world

good morning

If this can be a salad, you can be anything.

Jazz Cabbage, iamirite?

"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

Police say they have one suspect in custody as Donald Trump promises 'very steep price' for perpetrator of shooting.

Depends on the day, and today it's "In My Life". When I look at my dog, it's "Martha My Dear". Thinking about my wife, it's "Something".

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Here's the thing: if you are already good at software engineering, then AI (not LLM's, let's be crystal clear on that) can be a net positive. Still, you have to be essentially an expert so you can catch the bullshit in real time.

The energy transition happens often in unlikely places at unprecedented rates. Take Nepal: Over the past year, electric vehicles accounted for 76 percent of all passenger vehicles and half of the light commercial vehicles sold in Nepal. Five years ago, that number was essentially zero.

Ahahahahahaha. Russia doesn't need to do any of that. The news is enough.

Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

TACO Time! Also, where I live, Taco Time is the superior choice for mexican-inspired fast food.

Least funny man in the world happy about his verbal abuse machine. No one needs a "vulgar roast by Grok" to absolutely decimate Musk.

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Geno Smith is not good at this "Quarterback" thing. #raiders

Christ, the Raiders are awful #Raiders #CLRvsLVR #NFL

If the Republican position is "Republicans should get away with committing crimes in public office" and the Democrat position is "Republicans should get away with committing crimes in public office" then the result will be that Republicans keep getting away with committing crimes in public office

their oil revenue has collapsed, unbelievably even their arms manufacturers are going bankrupt. Putin needs the war to stop. Now. But he also can’t appear to be giving up, or it’s out the window for him. He’s fucked. The pressure on Ukraine to give up is immense, but these are the

Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.

“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

Two dudes planned to take over a populated island and enslave people, and that island was a Hatian island? This seems like a problem that takes care of itself about 5 seconds after they arrive.

Top Hat Young Frankenstein Inherit The Wind The Great Dictator

JD Vance is lactating.

The burly warfighters of the Manly Men US Armed Forces got rid of all those nerdy losers who can read a map, apparently.

Great to see, for sure.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

It's true!

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

What the hell kind of Skeet is this?

“I think it’s absolutely a genocide,” the founder of a think tank in Sudan said. “The people who survived the first bout of genocide in Darfur twentysomething years ago tell me that, based on their experiences on the ground, this is far, far worse.” ttps://https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/pwYTZC

Geno Smith should be benched. #raiders #mnf

I have a very tedious task involving captioning that will take about an hour, but my procrastination will add another hour on to it.

Key Israeli minister say Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas should also be jailed if Palestinian statehood advances.

One can only hope Bezos ends up like Prometheus.

Your Saskatchewan Roughriders are the World Champions of Canadian Football. #CFL #GreyCup (Here, fishy-fishy)

Happy Life Day, one and all!

Seems like a bad thing, what with various winter holidays just around the corner. I'm no Wharton grad, though.

Riders are #GreyCup champs!!!

So, he did blow someone named Bubba, tho.

Ah, the CFL Command Centre, always doing stupid shit #GreyCup

Here’s a story for every national news outlet: In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property. “Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.” www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...

"Drug enforcement intentions" Get fucked, AP.

We call him "Thor"

Very good first half for the Riders in the #GreyCup

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (There are a BUNCH of superb albums from '86, but Iron Maiden is my band)