I recently read Hilary Mantel's Beyond Black, which was excellent, but i couldn't manage to see the main character's name - Al - without reading "A.I." I just think the name Al's ruined now

Saw my first waymo in London this morning. It had already passed me, so I didn't get a chance to step out in front of it, as is my god given right.

I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met

Dad has had to go home today because Becky has come into season & is due to be mated.

People who are interested in trains are ambivalent about maps, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Globally, no single day in 2025 was cooler than its 1991-2020 average. climate.copernicus.eu/global-clima...

Algernon Newton, The House By The Canal, 1945. artuk.org/discover/art...

Here's two pairs

4° it's positively balmy

Happy New Year

In 2026 I will manifest a ghost

A lady and I (regular co-commuters) raced against each other between the lower and upper escalators at Warren Street underground station. (I'd been watching Curb your enthusiasm; in retrospect it felt like quite a Larry David situation.)

I am Lord Protector of England

How delicately a Romanesque angel uses the lightest touch of a finger to wake one of the magi, snuggled with the other 2 under their embroidered circular blanket at St Lazare, Autun, c1130 (& how beautifully the textures of pillow & blanket are represented). Season's greetings to you all!

another for my adultbel series

He saw the light.

Heading to superdrug with my newborn

(they're boys, but replies are girls)

On the 12th day of #sketchpadvent it’s the 1971 Irvine New Town Plan, showing considerably more sunbathers and sports cars than was entirely realistic

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

Waiting patiently for hu to evolve

Your mum Our mum For the mummy Popular alliance

London belongs to me. ♥️

London front

help

this book's content is a single venn diagram with one circle

good news about bingo duty

You know..I'm fine with this. There's too much crap on the internet and I spend too much time looking at it. Thanks for blocking the UK imgur

'Silhouettes' by Vermont printmaker Jeanne Amato #womensart

More bus and USB keyboard adventures, this time with the W, A, S and D keys. Oh, and please don't chuck keyboards out of bus windows

Went to the knobology course and everyone there knew you

Places not London that look like London: Southampton edition

Jesus, help, I missed my ferry to France. What do I do? JAIsus: My child, I will guide and protect you: walk!

Ooo, I'm going to spell defence with a S. Pathetic, grow up.

Lime morons Finsbury Park edition

Niels Bohr, slumped on grass in mental anguish : I'm finding it hard to hold both of these at the same time Sid James, popping head through tent flap mid-canoodle : You took the words right out of my mouth bwahahahaha

Nice day today. Ally Pally, London

Scenes with ominous auras

Annie Soudain is a contemporary UK artist and printmaker inspired by nature #WomensArt

Mamdani is an Arsenal fan???? Knew there was something off about him

North British humour

This man has just won the #CelebrityTraitors

You beauty. Mad! #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors

Alan Carr is a total joy, love him #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Fuck you Google. Let us uninstall Chrome first, then you can thank the rest for their choice. Choose Firefox.