GW26 🔒 ©️: Gabriel 🍟: Triple Captain ♻️: One (O’Reilly > Munoz) 🌍: 900k 💰: £2.5m ITB #FPL

Kirsty Muir: 4th Mia Brookes: 4th Jen Dodds & Bruce Mouat: 4th (having finished top in the Round Robin) The near misses of Paris a couple of years ago have worked their way to Milan-Cortina for Team GB so far… #WinterOlympics

Post a banger that isn’t in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvz...

GW25 in the books Points: 63 (1410 overall) Rank: 900k 🔽 A weekend full of penalties, all pretty much going against me: - Joao Pedro (2 penalties won so 2 assists) - Thiago scoring - Bruno G scoring - Haaland scoring, but not my captain, so hurt my rank 🙄 #FPL

GW25 🔒 ©️: Bruno F 🍟: None ♻️: Two (Keane, Saka > Senesi, Rice) 🌍: 819k 💰: £3.4m ITB #FPL

Joanna Lumley Leighton Baines Marc Guehi I mean celeb series later on this year already looking stacked #TheApprentice

#TheApprentice S20, EP2

Leighton Baines, you lucky bugger #TheApprentice

Can’t play in the League Cup final for City & now fired from #TheApprentice Dreadful day for Marc Guehi

Indeciveness not the best quality to have in a business process #TheApprentice

Karren should start going on the comedy circuit #TheApprentice

Welcome back old friend #TheApprentice

BBC blew most of #TheApprentice budget for this series on that trip to Hong Kong, considering the girls didn’t get a reward for their victory

Not surprised Levi is poorly after that second hand embarrassing negotiation #TheApprentice

Yeah, not exactly ideal for a kids book… #TheApprentice

Andrea *malfunctions* #TheApprentice

Silent but deadly from the Foyles lady according to the BBC subtitles #TheApprentice

Kids are not fucking daft 😂 #TheApprentice

Leighton Baines is a shoo-in for a firing if the boys lose #TheApprentice

Just give Zebory the £250k #TheApprentice

Graphic designers, sound engineers. All suffering together #TheApprentice

“Why do I keep doing this shit?” #TheApprentice

A character that actually isn’t all that bad. A rarity for #TheApprentice

Good luck fella… #TheApprentice

The candidates talking shite. Just the usual then #TheApprentice

Leighton Baines, trying to be PM for every single task #TheApprentice

That time again, once every four years, where curling becomes my sporting obsession for a good 2 & a bit weeks #WinterOlympics

Tame Impala - Nothing That Has Happened So Far Has Been Anything We Could Control m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEf...

GW24 in the books Points: 72 (1347 overall) Rank: 819k 🔼 FINALLY, some returns. Captain Bruno coming in with 2 assists, Ekitike with a quick fire brace, Enzo with a late winner Might be going against Haaland for captain for the rest of the season… 🧐 #FPL

Victoria Wood - As Seen on TV (1st February 1985). "My mother gave birth to twins in an unheated washhouse and then got straight up and continued the mangling, so think on".

Another Career Grand Slam completed for Djokovic tonight too. Finally got his hands on the runners-up trophy in Melbourne (had been 10-0 in #AusOpen finals before today)

Might have just witnessed the guy who is going to win 25 major titles. And it’s the guy who has just completed the Career Grand Slam at 22 Carlos Alcaraz, you are a freak of nature #AusOpen

Never say never, because it is Novak Djokovic after all, but get the sense that this one might not have much left in it now #AusOpen

AGAIN, POINT FELLAS! #AusOpen

POINT FELLAS! 😱 #AusOpen

The net cord decides to go all Spanish at 1-1, 15-15 & with it, sees Djokovic’s momentum decide to leave Melbourne too. Best of 5 now becomes best of 3 #AusOpen

Goodness me, the standard from Djokovic in that opening set, even for him #AusOpen

Prediction: The missed ball kid, the Mensik withdrawal & 3 days off, the Musetti retirement, then beating Sinner AND Alcaraz to win a record 25th major. It just feels like it’s written in the stars Djokovic in 5 (even though I’ve predicted Alcaraz to win the tournament) #AusOpen

GW24 🔒 ©️: Bruno F 🍟: None ♻️: None 🌍: 1m 💰: £1.1m ITB #FPL

For a player so talented, Rybakina’s Grand Slam record since winning Wimbledon in 2022 had been pretty meh. Not anymore Repeats what she did at the WTA Finals, beating Pegula in the SF & then Sabalenka in the final #AusOpen

Rybakina had been faultless on serve & then it decided to go walkies in that final game of the second. Going three #AusOpen

2023 #AusOpen Final: Rybakina wins the opening set 6-4 2026 #AusOpen Final: Rybakina wins the opening set 6-4 Sabalenka needs history to repeat itself if she’s to come from behind & win again

Seeing Angie Kerber & realising it’s TEN years ago since that epic final with Serena here when she won her first major How time flies… #AusOpen

Prediction: Same scenario as their 2023 final (3 sets), but a different outcome, with Rybakina emerging as champion (Also going Rybakina purely for the fact I predicted her to win the tournament before a ball was hit) #AusOpen

Has all the hallmarks to be a very special weekend #AusOpen

The youngest man to complete the Career Grand Slam or A record 25th major to officially confirm (if he isn’t already) himself the 🐐 Sunday 1st February 2026 is going to be historic either way #AusOpen

#TheApprentice S20, EP1

Surprised it wasn’t more than a double firing All that second hand embarrassment from Georgina at the mahjong place too 😬 #TheApprentice

Georgina says “I’m sorry” every other phrase #TheApprentice

Just give the £250k to the Hong Kong assistant. And a chair as well #TheApprentice